Official Make Fun of NC State Thread

[l2dab16]

Little over a month away, so I figured I'd get this started...


A scrawny man at a bar in Town says to the guy sitting next to him, “Hey, you want to hear a really funny NC State joke?” The guy replies, “Hey buddy. See the bartender? He played at NC State. See those two huge guys to your left? They played at NC State. See that group of big guys over at that table? All NC State football players. Look at me. I’m 6’4, 235 and played at NC State. Now are you sure you want to tell me your joke?”

The scrawny man says, “Nah. I don’t want to have to explain and repeat it 5 times.”

 

[Rocky-Top 10EC]

Too early?

 

[l2dab16]

Too early?

Never

 

[DjCrenshaw]

 

[fade route]

Hope we do this the whole year, cuz I got a ton of Akron jokes.












:crazy:

 

[YankeeVol]

Too early?

A little. We usually start a week out.

 

[UTvol1fn]

Hope we do this the whole year, cuz I got a ton of Akron jokes.












:crazy:

ha ha...of course it will be for the entire season and every opponent. you must be new round dez parts :crazy:

 

[OuterBanksVol]

Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?

A: On the NC State campus. That’s the last place you would find a football player.

 

[UTvol1fn]

 

[PalardyLikeARockstar]

Whip





Dey




ASS

 

[UTvol1fn]

 

[DjCrenshaw]

How do you get a former NC State football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

 

[OuterBanksVol]

NC State pre-game tailgating:

 

[OrangeVol79]

Wait a minute- who is sasquatch in the middle

 

[DjCrenshaw]

One day in an elementary school, a teacher asks her class if NC State was their favorite football team. The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy.

The teacher asks, “What’s your favorite football team Jimmy?”

Little Jimmy says, “North Carolina.”

The teacher asks, “Well, why is that?”

Little Jimmy says, “Well, my dad is a North Carolina fan, my mom is a North Carolina fan, I guess that makes me a North Carolina fan.”

The teacher angered by his reply says, “If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?”

Little Jimmy says, “Well, I guess that would make me a NC State fan.”

 

[UTvol1fn]

edit: oops...wrong thread

 

[Orange Blazer]

edit: oops...wrong thread

Winning!

 

[mgu7]

.506 all time.
they're barely better than Kentucky and Vandy :lolabove:

 

[DjCrenshaw]

How is east carolina better than them? That's not even a real state.

 

[supersmo18]

Wait a minute- who is sasquatch in the middle

Her head is disporportionately small to the rest of her. Weird.

 

[CountVolcula]

NC State

Where QBs have to go to Wisconsin to get exposure

 

[Recoil]

Her head is disporportionately small to the rest of her. Weird.

I believe, and correct me if I'm wrong, he is referring to the person way in the distance next to the tall blonde's head. The way they are walking closely resembles the mysterious Yeti.

 

[Volgrad98]

Wait a minute- who is sasquatch in the middle

With a woman like that, I could make a baby that would win the Heisman.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

With a woman like that, I could make a baby that would win the Heisman.