Official make fun of Montana Grizzlies thread

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There was one, we went through all the attractive Montana womenz and once we started seeing the same 3 girls over and over it kinda sank to the thread graveyard.
 
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Ordigger said:
I propose we rename this thread..."The Make Fun of the Montana Grizzlies by DJCrenshaw & friends". His obsession with everything Griz is truly amazing. Griz envy at its best. I do believe if Montana were to pull off a major upset, we would see an implosion of epic proportions. Btw DJ....I have you on ignore. I just can see how many times you post....it's absolutely crazy.

I was with about 12 Vol fans this weekend, and we were talking about this board, and one guy, when he found out who I was started giving me grief about being DJCrenshaw....eventually he admitted he was not....but even a Vol fan was getting a laugh out of the envy. Its gotten that sad.
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Again, I argue. Who is on whose board? I guess the fact that you have me on ignore, and still write about me, means you envy me? :dunno: Either way, If I'm making folk lore in montana then I must be doing something right or terribly terribly wrong. Either way :yahoo:. Hey tell your (about 12) vol fans how much louder montana stadium is. If they put up with your dribble and other silly claims, then I reccomend Ron Mexico takes their fan cards. Seagriz or one of the other montana guys care to translate for the ore?
 
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!! Montana Grizzlies football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The coach immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After complete analysis experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
GO VOLS!!!!
 
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orangetaz said:
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!! Montana Grizzlies football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The coach immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After complete analysis experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
GO VOLS!!!!
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That joke word for word was for the Titans after starting 0-6 in 09

Joke stealer.
 
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Q: How many Montana Grizzlies football players does it take to go ice fishing?
A: 5, 1 to cut a hole in the ice--- 4 to push the boat thru it.

How do you keep a Grizzly out of your front yard?
Put a goal post up!

What's the difference betwen a 300 pound heifer and a Grizzly cheerleader?
About 30 pounds, but if you grain feed the heifer, she'll catch up.

Why do Grizzly grads hang their diplomas in the rear windows of their cars?
So they can park in "handicapped" spaces.

What is the difference between a Grizzly and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
 
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DieRache said:
Q: How many Montana Grizzlies football players does it take to go ice fishing?
A: 5, 1 to cut a hole in the ice--- 4 to push the boat thru it.

How do you keep a Grizzly out of your front yard?
Put a goal post up!

What's the difference betwen a 300 pound heifer and a Grizzly cheerleader?
About 30 pounds, but if you grain feed the heifer, she'll catch up.

Why do Grizzly grads hang their diplomas in the rear windows of their cars?
So they can park in "handicapped" spaces.

What is the difference between a Grizzly and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
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Too funny.....

Q: What does Montana football and a possum have in common?
A: They both play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

Q: Why is Montana considering putting AstroTurf down on their home field?
A: Gotta find some way to stop the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

:loco:

Go Vols.
 
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GreyWolf1129 said:
Too funny.....

Q: What does Montana football and a possum have in common?
A: They both play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

Q: Why is Montana considering putting AstroTurf down on their home field?
A: Gotta find some way to stop the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

:loco:

Go Vols.
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lol the second one lends itself more to an LSU joke.
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I think some peeps took the Bama jokes and inserted Grizzlies for them...such originality. I score that a 3.
 
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