Official Make Fun of Florida Thread

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utvol0427

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Most anything and everything funny about the Gators here. Pictures, Jokes, or just plain good ole fashion trash talkin'.

GO VOLS!!!
 
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Picture of Lawgator and his buddies tailgating...
 

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NOT FOR THE KIDS!
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Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped an discovered a nude female, dead drunk.

Out of respect and propriety, the Georgia fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast. The Tennessee fan took off his cap
and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Florida fan took off his cap and placed it over her "youth."

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Georgia cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Tennessee cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Florida cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Florida fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking? "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Florida hat, I find an *******.
:) :dance2: :p :) :dance2: :p
 
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OWB said:
Picture of Lawgator and his buddies tailgating...
Click to expand...

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That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long long time.
 
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6.0 EQ yesterday in FL... In the gulf..

Its ok though.. All of the homes in Florida are on wheels, so they have built-in earthquake shock protection..
 
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There is no crying in football! Do you wanna know why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL!!!! Sorry Urban.
 
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What do Tennessee students and Florida students have in common?

They were both accepted to Florida.
 
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1.Toilet Gator

An animal that must exist because sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you can his little brown tail coming down out of the flush hole in the bowl. Very Reclusive-usually only the tail is visible.
I can't go to the crapper. I am scared the toilet gator will get me.
 
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ok, so a Vol fan, a Dawg fan and a gator fan are all running from the cops. They come across an old barn and they decide to find some place to hide. All they could find was three burlap sacks. They all climb into one and lay quite. After a few mins the law comes through the door.

The sheriff goes up to the first sack with the Vol fan and kicks it, the Vol fan goes " Woof Woof"

Sheriff Goes "Aw, there aint nothin but a dumb dog in there"

He walks up to the one with the Dawg fan and kicks it. The dawg fan goes "Meow, Meow"

Sheriff says "There aint nothin but a stupid cat in there"

Finally, he goes up to the one with the Gator fan and he kicks the burlap sack.

Gator fan says "Potatoes, Potatoes"
 
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Some very clever photoshopping and what not on here. But you people have waaaayyyy to much time on your hands.
 
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