Official Make Fun of Aubarn thread

How can you tell your getting close to Auburn?
If you stop to take a piss the cows will back up to the fence.
 
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How in the crap anyone from Tennessee could be stupid enough to think they could make fun of anyone , or anything from Alabama is beyond imagination.

It's pretty easy dude. What's funny is to think someone from Alabama could think their state might be more sophisticated than any other Southern state.

By the way, there's a very simple way to tell which Southern state is the most redneck. Look at signs on the freeway. If they are riddled with bullet holes,,,,Yep, you're in Alabama.
 
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What does Auburn and Vanderbilt have in common? Their both the red headed step child in each perspective state.
 
What does Auburn and Vanderbilt have in common? Their both the red headed step child in each perspective state.

Yeah, but at least our step child knows they are the "Commodores".
 
Posted by "aubie36"

"They was without their best Cornerback that game....Ohio threw for 300 yards because of one cornerback....I have never met a school with as many excuses as the Vols!!"
 
With an IQ of less then 75 this is what an aubarn fan did. I expect nothing less.

An Auburn Man goes to Georgia and buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Columbus to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Aubie says "I want my $20 million." To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The Aubie said, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it." Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Aubie, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million "right now," THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!
 
I was talking about everybody bashing Auburn on this site, but I apologize, I think I was taking this stuff a little too serious the day I made that post. I'll try to be a better visitor next time. ;)
 
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