Official long weekend day thread

[DD4ME]

Make it count or I'll be forced to revoke your holiday and send you back to work.

 

[DD4ME]

FTR I'll be at the pool and drankin. For now back to bed so I can sleep in cause no good holiday is complete without sleeping in.

 

[DD4ME]

Mong has the general idea

800 tee time lolololol

 

[DD4ME]

Mong'a getting warmer

i'm 2 drunk to taste this chicken

 

[Orangeslice13]

I plan on doing nothing till June 4th.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I plan on doing nothing till June 4th.

Beach bum!!!

 

[Spartacavolus]

Just had the sex talk with my oldest at the lake.

Told him if he stuck it in, it might fall off, so don't.

Wife isn't happy.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Just had the sex talk with my oldest at the lake.

Told him if he stuck it in, it might fall off, so don't.

Wife isn't happy.

Oh lawd.

 

[SDV]

Just had the sex talk with my oldest at the lake.

Told him if he stuck it in, it might fall off, so don't.

Wife isn't happy.

Lol

 

[TinaMae]

Some of us have to work today

 

[DD4ME]

I plan on doing nothing till June 4th.

That's how you do it

 

[DD4ME]

Just had the sex talk with my oldest at the lake.

Told him if he stuck it in, it might fall off, so don't.

Wife isn't happy.

Oops. That how you told him you last yours?

 

[SDV]

Some of us have to work today

Sorry Tina

 

[Aavoxx]

Just had the sex talk with my oldest at the lake.

Told him if he stuck it in, it might fall off, so don't.

Wife isn't happy.

I think Sparty is my parenting hero.

 

[DD4ME]

I think Sparty is my parenting hero.

 

[TinaMae]

Sorry Tina

Thanks SDV...its not too bad, but would much prefer bein elsewhere

 

[Aavoxx]

Nice.

I'm pretty sure my daughter's mother is gonna to attempt to murder me when she's old enough for the sex talk. She won't like what I tell her.

 

[DD4ME]

Ok zoo report is up and running. Long weekend may officially begin.

 

[DD4ME]

 

[DD4ME]

 

[DD4ME]

Lulz

Bonus points if anyone has preggo sex on their long weekend

 

[Spartacavolus]

I think Sparty is my parenting hero.

I'll tell him what's up soon. This just bought me some time. Maybe even a year or so. Older kid at this house from another family knows too much and is sharing too much info.

 

[DD4ME]

I'll tell him what's up soon. This just bought me some time. Maybe even a year or so. Older kid at this house from another family knows too much and is sharing too much info.

Just tell him they eventually turn into creatures that take all his money and cause him grief. Mostly right.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I'll tell him what's up soon. This just bought me some time. Maybe even a year or so. Older kid at this house from another family knows too much and is sharing too much info.

Tell the older kid to shut his trap or you'll chop off his penis n make him into the ***** he is

 

[DD4ME]

Made breakfast for the fam.