Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVIII

[Catbone]

Cindy Gruden has a sick parent in Knoxville. That's why they're getting a house.

Correct Deerpark?

 

[Grayvol4life]

I guess I hold a pair to a higher standard, like above the waist line. But continue rubbing one out....

Will do. Thanks.:rock:

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Just forwarding what everyone else is sending me.

Who was in the camel outfit?

 

[RagingOrange]

You have no clue as to who is a troll or a late comer to these threads. In fact you are showing your ignorance as I am not anti-Gruden. The reason I made the comment I did is because I think they are going to end up with a Google coach.

And that very statement is why you dont deserve to be here and should very well gtfo.

Have some faith man. You can discuss google a coach out in the main forum. Or climb up on some dp...

 

[Hawkpilot]

You have no clue as to who is a troll or a late comer to these threads. In fact you are showing your ignorance as I am not anti-Gruden. The reason I made the comment I did is because I think they are going to end up with a Google coach.

Who is "they?" There have been a lot of posters using terms that aren't inclusive the last 2 weeks

 

[SergeantVol]

Boom. Conspiracy squashed.

Conspiracy about Ergens involvement, maybe. About Gruden coming here? No

 

[Grand Vol]

Who was in the camel outfit?

In the front or back?

Sarge was the one on his knees. I think Ape is the one behind him with the horse head on.

 

[tnvols1]

Cindy Gruden would like to move to East Tennessee. There's a good chance that her name will appear on a real estate transfer in this area in the next couple of weeks.

That does not, however, mean that Jon Gruden has a desire to be a college football coach at any price point. We have an airport and there are already three ESPN employees that use it to fly to game assignments each week.

Are any of those employees former coaches?

 

[Air_Force_Vol27]

I love all the Parks and Rec GIFs you use.

 

[Skizer41]

Hey skizer... did y'all have fun/ get to sit together @ the game?

Yes sir! Thank you! Checks in the mail. I was going to email you a pic or two from the game. Daughters got their pic with Smokey. They loved it!

 

[knucklehead_vol]

In the front or back?

Sarge was the one on his knees. I think Ape is the one behind him with the horse head on.

Thats explains why it looks dead.

 

[DeerPark12]

Cindy Gruden has a sick parent in Knoxville. That's why they're getting a house.

Correct Deerpark?

I don't know if there is a specific illness, but they are definitely at a stage that she has been spending a lot of time in the area. Kid is here at UT as well.

 

[VolNRaleighNC]

Cindy Gruden would like to move to East Tennessee. There's a good chance that her name will appear on a real estate transfer in this area in the next couple of weeks.

That does not, however, mean that Jon Gruden has a desire to be a college football coach at any price point. We have an airport and there are already three ESPN employees that use it to fly to game assignments each week.

DP just pissed in everyone’s Cheerios and on every national holiday.

Looks like I’m out on UT football from now on.

 

[revjayp]

Couldn’t help read this stuff by DP. Why now? Why come in here now when you haven’t been present in this thread at all? And then all of a sudden when MOU’s are mentioned you pop in and spew your opinions as facts. And don’t act like you were trying to protect everyone’s feelings. Get out. We can all live with whatever happens without your need for validation popping in at the last minute. And if you are Hyamms, you’re the biggest idiot and I hate both of your segments on Fridays on the Zone.

 

[25801VOL]

Deer Park is Basilio.

Does thread die now???

 

[butchna]

Wait, didn't the whale kill everyone?

No...Ishmael survived.

 

[Jravol78]

Yes sir! Thank you! Checks in the mail. I was going to email you a pic or two from the game. Daughters got their pic with Smokey. They loved it!

awesome! glad to hear it!

 

[gunner]

👍 let's get Mullen!

I mentioned that here a few days ago and I was blasted.

Apparently, this is FantasyLand and they are convinced that Gruden will be the next HFC at UT.

Logic, reasoning, and evidence have no place in FantasyLand as it makes the snowflakes melt.

 

[avolation]

I'm laughing so hard at the idea that Charlie Ergen is going to spearhead anything for Tennessee.

Ergen has given the same amount every year for more than a decade. He doesn't make big additional gifts for facility upgrades and declined to make a "leadership gift" on the stadium renovation approved Thursday. The $50 million already raised for the project includes zero from him, despite a personal trip to Colorado to ask for it by a group of UT administrators a month or so ago.

Under no circumstances is he going to write a check for a new coach, especially not one for Jon Gruden. Unless he's had a full frontal lobotomy in the last month that has changed his personality completely, any story involving him getting involved in a coaching search or the funding of one is a total fabrication.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Beef sashimi

I like a good Steak Tartare.

 

[Volwark]

Conspiracy about Ergens involvement, maybe. About Gruden coming here? No

And that's all I'm saying. I would've figured that Larry saying there is no booster war for the next head coach would be enough, but apparently not.

 

[SergeantVol]

In the front or back?

Sarge was the one on his knees. I think Ape is the one behind him with the horse head on.

And Grand was the one in a Gimp suit.

I thought what happens in Iraq stays in Iraq?

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Don't follow recruiting at all, so your guess is as good as mine on that one.

You know which was ergen wipes but no idea about a recruit.


Buhawawa. Liar.


GTFO

 

[buckfama]

Well.. Deerpark sidestepped every direct question about Gruden, who the candidates could be, basically everything.

All he did was come in and try to blow up what we have been told by others.

So what do you know DeerPark? Since you know so much drop some nuggets.

If not GTFO...

 

[Jake]

I like a good Steak Tartare.

Where are you in NoCal?