I'm swiggin my heart out.
Volnation News Team: What's your favorite beer?
apevol: An open one.
Volnation News Team: How do you know when you drink too much?
apevol: when I run out.
Volnation News Team: Do you have a drinking problem?
apevol: Nah, I have it pretty much figured out.
apevol: AA is for quitters.
Volnation News Team: [about NASCAR] some say it's just a bunch of guys driving in a circle.
apevol: Oh, I know! That's my favorite part! They're makin' a left turn!
[laughs]
apevol: It's a sport that's easy to follow when you're hammered.
apevol: I'm tired of hearin' that most NASCAR fans drink too much.
Volnation News Team: Oh, 'cause it's not true?
apevol: Oh, no, it's true, I'm just tired of hearing it. Makes me thirsty for another beer.
Volnation News Team: Besides beer, do you ever have wine at the track?
apevol: Yeah, I have box wine.
Volnation News Team: Box wine?
apevol: Yeah, it is wine that comes in a box.
Volnation News Team: Yeah.
apevol: It's great, 'cause if you had too much to drink, then you got something to throw up in.