Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVII

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I'm swiggin my heart out.

Volnation News Team: What's your favorite beer?
apevol: An open one.
Volnation News Team: How do you know when you drink too much?
apevol: when I run out.

Volnation News Team: Do you have a drinking problem?
apevol: Nah, I have it pretty much figured out.
apevol: AA is for quitters.

Volnation News Team: [about NASCAR] some say it's just a bunch of guys driving in a circle.
apevol: Oh, I know! That's my favorite part! They're makin' a left turn!
[laughs]
apevol: It's a sport that's easy to follow when you're hammered.

apevol: I'm tired of hearin' that most NASCAR fans drink too much.
Volnation News Team: Oh, 'cause it's not true?
apevol: Oh, no, it's true, I'm just tired of hearing it. Makes me thirsty for another beer.

Volnation News Team: Besides beer, do you ever have wine at the track?
apevol: Yeah, I have box wine.
Volnation News Team: Box wine?
apevol: Yeah, it is wine that comes in a box.
Volnation News Team: Yeah.
apevol: It's great, 'cause if you had too much to drink, then you got something to throw up in.
 
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"Going silent" is nonsense. If I had information but needed to keep it private, I could continue to post non-informative crap.

If they show up they would be asked a million questions trying to get a hint of the truth.... It is like trying to hold a press conference
 
Volnation News Team: What's your favorite beer?
apevol: An open one.
Volnation News Team: How do you know when you drink too much?
apevol: when I run out.

Volnation News Team: Do you have a drinking problem?
apevol: Nah, I have it pretty much figured out.
apevol: AA is for quitters.

Volnation News Team: [about NASCAR] some say it's just a bunch of guys driving in a circle.
apevol: Oh, I know! That's my favorite part! They're makin' a left turn!
[laughs]
apevol: It's a sport that's easy to follow when you're hammered.

apevol: I'm tired of hearin' that most NASCAR fans drink too much.
Volnation News Team: Oh, 'cause it's not true?
apevol: Oh, no, it's true, I'm just tired of hearing it. Makes me thirsty for another beer.

Volnation News Team: Besides beer, do you ever have wine at the track?
apevol: Yeah, I have box wine.
Volnation News Team: Box wine?
apevol: Yeah, it is wine that comes in a box.
Volnation News Team: Yeah.
apevol: It's great, 'cause if you had too much to drink, then you got something to throw up in.

She thinks my tractor's sexy
 
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UMass currently tied with Miss State 13-13.
Fire Mullen.
Give Butch an extension for our 17-13 rout of UMass.
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Thank goodness...that’s one of the most embarrassing things I’ve seen yet.

Heaven forbid some dumb Gator or Dawg fan get their claws or paws on it for further distribution.

If it’s on Twitter, they will, and I’ll hear about it from the Dawg hubby, Dawg son, and Rebel daughter. I won’t have any defense for this because it’s trash.

PS - my G-daughter had her choice of Jerseys to wear to school for jersey day Monday. She wore GBO #16!
 
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That guy was a hoot! My grandfather had a camper there from ~95-05 spent a ton of time there in the summer. Great memories, and some great cat fishing!

We started going there in 94 or so. Depending on your age. We may have crossed paths.
 
UMass currently tied with Miss State 13-13.
Fire Mullen.
Give Butch an extension for our 17-13 rout of UMass.
:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:eek:lol::eek:lol::eek:lol::birgits_giggle:
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I would take it as a bad sign if Gruden were at the game. He's not the type to be a jerk and show up in the stands hovering like a grim reaper over butch. Him being there would be more a sign he isn't coming to coach. Imo.
 
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if you're talking about the beave, i'd have to disagree. He has shown up plenty to revel in the wake of his vague, non-informative posts. He clearly loves being bowed down to by a desperate fanbase. Eats it up.

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