Official Jon Gruden Thread XXV

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Ok guys to sum it up..... I don’t even know this site well enough to know if somebody has responded to me, like are there notifications? But I am the absolute very best friend of JJ’s brother. I’m selling myself out on here and hope it doesn’t piss off his step dad, but I’ve done so much in life for my “brother” aka best friend I gave the speech as his best man at his wedding. JJ’s Dad played nfl ball obviously, JJ is a beast. He hasn’t quit on the Vols and never will, he’s working his @ss off to get back but is an emotional kind of teammate, I know the feeling I used to play basketball, got my nose busted open diving for a loose ball in a tie game with 20 seconds left. Nose didn’t stop bleeding for hours, had to watch my team lose. I cried not because of pain of the broken nose, but pain of not being on the court to win the game. Anyways, I know for a fact it is between Kelly and Gruden, odds are on Gruden, but Kelly is the next option. I believe from it all that it will be Gruden, but if not Kelly is Curries choice. But that would require our new chancellor to vouch for him in a “meeting” so to say for a new sec rule that’s been put in place over show causes. So since she is so new upper Admin is afraid to put her in that position. Which only leads to more of a reason to lean towards Gruden, because that would be an uncomfortable meeting for a new chancellor having to vouge for a coach with a chow cause. Anyways I’ll keep lurking around and see if there is some notification for me to know when any of you reply to me, because like I said I don’t know the site that well when it comes to posting. BuenosGrudos
 
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Nevertheless, Soon!
 
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austin_vol said:
What if Grude is actually JJ?? Just messing with fans? Did say he broke the news “during” the game. How would anyone else know during the game?
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To be fair, you don’t have to “know” anything to be right. If you flip a coin, and I call heads, and it lands on heads, that doesn’t mean I had the ability to see into the future. I just guessed one of a limited numbers of outcomes and happened to be correct.
 
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Grude_Awakening said:
You did as I asked, so you see? Did you look into it enough to see I knew before anybody all about that?
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Freak- use the guy from the Saw movies as Grude_Awakenings voice when we get the voice over stuff going please. That's all I can think of when I read his posts lol.
 
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Grude_Awakening said:
Ok guys to sum it up..... I don’t even know this site well enough to know if somebody has responded to me, like are there notifications? But I am the absolute very best friend of JJ’s brother. I’m selling myself out on here and hope it doesn’t piss off his step dad, but I’ve done so much in life for my “brother” aka best friend I gave the speech as his best man at his wedding. JJ’s Dad played nfl ball obviously, JJ is a beast. He hasn’t quit on the Vols and never will, he’s working his @ss off to get back but is an emotional kind of teammate, I know the feeling I used to play basketball, got my nose busted open diving for a loose ball in a tie game with 20 seconds left. Nose didn’t stop bleeding for hours, had to watch my team lose. I cried not because of pain of the broken nose, but pain of not being on the court to win the game. Anyways, I know for a fact it is between Kelly and Gruden, odds are on Gruden, but Kelly is the next option. I believe from it all that it will be Gruden, but if not Kelly is Curries choice. But that would require our new chancellor to vouch for him in a “meeting” so to say for a new sec rule that’s been put in place over show causes. So since she is so new upper Admin is afraid to put her in that position. Which only leads to more of a reason to lean towards Gruden, because that would be an uncomfortable meeting for a new chancellor having to vouge for a coach with a chow cause. Anyways I’ll keep lurking around and see if there is some notification for me to know when any of you reply to me, because like I said I don’t know the site that well when it comes to posting. BuenosGrudos
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Well I was close. Said relative or medical staff (much less likely than the former).
 
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Grude_Awakening said:
Ok guys to sum it up..... I don’t even know this site well enough to know if somebody has responded to me, like are there notifications? But I am the absolute very best friend of JJ’s brother. I’m selling myself out on here and hope it doesn’t piss off his step dad, but I’ve done so much in life for my “brother” aka best friend I gave the speech as his best man at his wedding. JJ’s Dad played nfl ball obviously, JJ is a beast. He hasn’t quit on the Vols and never will, he’s working his @ss off to get back but is an emotional kind of teammate, I know the feeling I used to play basketball, got my nose busted open diving for a loose ball in a tie game with 20 seconds left. Nose didn’t stop bleeding for hours, had to watch my team lose. I cried not because of pain of the broken nose, but pain of not being on the court to win the game. Anyways, I know for a fact it is between Kelly and Gruden, odds are on Gruden, but Kelly is the next option. I believe from it all that it will be Gruden, but if not Kelly is Curries choice. But that would require our new chancellor to vouch for him in a “meeting” so to say for a new sec rule that’s been put in place over show causes. So since she is so new upper Admin is afraid to put her in that position. Which only leads to more of a reason to lean towards Gruden, because that would be an uncomfortable meeting for a new chancellor having to vouge for a coach with a chow cause. Anyways I’ll keep lurking around and see if there is some notification for me to know when any of you reply to me, because like I said I don’t know the site that well when it comes to posting. BuenosGrudos
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BuenosGrudos better be trending by the morning.
 
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Grude_Awakening said:
Ok guys to sum it up..... I don’t even know this site well enough to know if somebody has responded to me, like are there notifications? But I am the absolute very best friend of JJ’s brother. I’m selling myself out on here and hope it doesn’t piss off his step dad, but I’ve done so much in life for my “brother” aka best friend I gave the speech as his best man at his wedding. JJ’s Dad played nfl ball obviously, JJ is a beast. He hasn’t quit on the Vols and never will, he’s working his @ss off to get back but is an emotional kind of teammate, I know the feeling I used to play basketball, got my nose busted open diving for a loose ball in a tie game with 20 seconds left. Nose didn’t stop bleeding for hours, had to watch my team lose. I cried not because of pain of the broken nose, but pain of not being on the court to win the game. Anyways, I know for a fact it is between Kelly and Gruden, odds are on Gruden, but Kelly is the next option. I believe from it all that it will be Gruden, but if not Kelly is Curries choice. But that would require our new chancellor to vouch for him in a “meeting” so to say for a new sec rule that’s been put in place over show causes. So since she is so new upper Admin is afraid to put her in that position. Which only leads to more of a reason to lean towards Gruden, because that would be an uncomfortable meeting for a new chancellor having to vouge for a coach with a chow cause. Anyways I’ll keep lurking around and see if there is some notification for me to know when any of you reply to me, because like I said I don’t know the site that well when it comes to posting. BuenosGrudos
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tl;dr
 
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Grude_Awakening said:
Ok guys to sum it up..... I don’t even know this site well enough to know if somebody has responded to me, like are there notifications? But I am the absolute very best friend of JJ’s brother. I’m selling myself out on here and hope it doesn’t piss off his step dad, but I’ve done so much in life for my “brother” aka best friend I gave the speech as his best man at his wedding. JJ’s Dad played nfl ball obviously, JJ is a beast. He hasn’t quit on the Vols and never will, he’s working his @ss off to get back but is an emotional kind of teammate, I know the feeling I used to play basketball, got my nose busted open diving for a loose ball in a tie game with 20 seconds left. Nose didn’t stop bleeding for hours, had to watch my team lose. I cried not because of pain of the broken nose, but pain of not being on the court to win the game. Anyways, I know for a fact it is between Kelly and Gruden, odds are on Gruden, but Kelly is the next option. I believe from it all that it will be Gruden, but if not Kelly is Curries choice. But that would require our new chancellor to vouch for him in a “meeting” so to say for a new sec rule that’s been put in place over show causes. So since she is so new upper Admin is afraid to put her in that position. Which only leads to more of a reason to lean towards Gruden, because that would be an uncomfortable meeting for a new chancellor having to vouge for a coach with a chow cause. Anyways I’ll keep lurking around and see if there is some notification for me to know when any of you reply to me, because like I said I don’t know the site that well when it comes to posting. BuenosGrudos
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Pm's are turned off.

No to kelly.

Yes to Grude-on.
 
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#6,494
Grude_Awakening said:
Ok guys to sum it up..... I don’t even know this site well enough to know if somebody has responded to me, like are there notifications? But I am the absolute very best friend of JJ’s brother. I’m selling myself out on here and hope it doesn’t piss off his step dad, but I’ve done so much in life for my “brother” aka best friend I gave the speech as his best man at his wedding. JJ’s Dad played nfl ball obviously, JJ is a beast. He hasn’t quit on the Vols and never will, he’s working his @ss off to get back but is an emotional kind of teammate, I know the feeling I used to play basketball, got my nose busted open diving for a loose ball in a tie game with 20 seconds left. Nose didn’t stop bleeding for hours, had to watch my team lose. I cried not because of pain of the broken nose, but pain of not being on the court to win the game. Anyways, I know for a fact it is between Kelly and Gruden, odds are on Gruden, but Kelly is the next option. I believe from it all that it will be Gruden, but if not Kelly is Curries choice. But that would require our new chancellor to vouch for him in a “meeting” so to say for a new sec rule that’s been put in place over show causes. So since she is so new upper Admin is afraid to put her in that position. Which only leads to more of a reason to lean towards Gruden, because that would be an uncomfortable meeting for a new chancellor having to vouge for a coach with a chow cause. Anyways I’ll keep lurking around and see if there is some notification for me to know when any of you reply to me, because like I said I don’t know the site that well when it comes to posting. BuenosGrudos
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Looks like I did, in fact, contract AIDS earlier. This post tells me NOTHING new. ugh. all I learned is some stupid story about when you were a teenager and played basketball at the local playground
 
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Grude_Awakening said:
Ok guys to sum it up..... I don’t even know this site well enough to know if somebody has responded to me, like are there notifications? But I am the absolute very best friend of JJ’s brother. I’m selling myself out on here and hope it doesn’t piss off his step dad, but I’ve done so much in life for my “brother” aka best friend I gave the speech as his best man at his wedding. JJ’s Dad played nfl ball obviously, JJ is a beast. He hasn’t quit on the Vols and never will, he’s working his @ss off to get back but is an emotional kind of teammate, I know the feeling I used to play basketball, got my nose busted open diving for a loose ball in a tie game with 20 seconds left. Nose didn’t stop bleeding for hours, had to watch my team lose. I cried not because of pain of the broken nose, but pain of not being on the court to win the game. Anyways, I know for a fact it is between Kelly and Gruden, odds are on Gruden, but Kelly is the next option. I believe from it all that it will be Gruden, but if not Kelly is Curries choice. But that would require our new chancellor to vouch for him in a “meeting” so to say for a new sec rule that’s been put in place over show causes. So since she is so new upper Admin is afraid to put her in that position. Which only leads to more of a reason to lean towards Gruden, because that would be an uncomfortable meeting for a new chancellor having to vouge for a coach with a chow cause. Anyways I’ll keep lurking around and see if there is some notification for me to know when any of you reply to me, because like I said I don’t know the site that well when it comes to posting. BuenosGrudos
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I waited up for this massive wall of text?
 
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Grude_Awakening said:
Ok guys to sum it up..... I don’t even know this site well enough to know if somebody has responded to me, like are there notifications? But I am the absolute very best friend of JJ’s brother. I’m selling myself out on here and hope it doesn’t piss off his step dad, but I’ve done so much in life for my “brother” aka best friend I gave the speech as his best man at his wedding. JJ’s Dad played nfl ball obviously, JJ is a beast. He hasn’t quit on the Vols and never will, he’s working his @ss off to get back but is an emotional kind of teammate, I know the feeling I used to play basketball, got my nose busted open diving for a loose ball in a tie game with 20 seconds left. Nose didn’t stop bleeding for hours, had to watch my team lose. I cried not because of pain of the broken nose, but pain of not being on the court to win the game. Anyways, I know for a fact it is between Kelly and Gruden, odds are on Gruden, but Kelly is the next option. I believe from it all that it will be Gruden, but if not Kelly is Curries choice. But that would require our new chancellor to vouch for him in a “meeting” so to say for a new sec rule that’s been put in place over show causes. So since she is so new upper Admin is afraid to put her in that position. Which only leads to more of a reason to lean towards Gruden, because that would be an uncomfortable meeting for a new chancellor having to vouge for a coach with a chow cause. Anyways I’ll keep lurking around and see if there is some notification for me to know when any of you reply to me, because like I said I don’t know the site that well when it comes to posting. BuenosGrudos
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Hahaha gtfo......your breaking news is AWESOME! (Blue font)
 
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Grude_Awakening said:
Ok guys to sum it up..... I don’t even know this site well enough to know if somebody has responded to me, like are there notifications? But I am the absolute very best friend of JJ’s brother. I’m selling myself out on here and hope it doesn’t piss off his step dad, but I’ve done so much in life for my “brother” aka best friend I gave the speech as his best man at his wedding. JJ’s Dad played nfl ball obviously, JJ is a beast. He hasn’t quit on the Vols and never will, he’s working his @ss off to get back but is an emotional kind of teammate, I know the feeling I used to play basketball, got my nose busted open diving for a loose ball in a tie game with 20 seconds left. Nose didn’t stop bleeding for hours, had to watch my team lose. I cried not because of pain of the broken nose, but pain of not being on the court to win the game. Anyways, I know for a fact it is between Kelly and Gruden, odds are on Gruden, but Kelly is the next option. I believe from it all that it will be Gruden, but if not Kelly is Curries choice. But that would require our new chancellor to vouch for him in a “meeting” so to say for a new sec rule that’s been put in place over show causes. So since she is so new upper Admin is afraid to put her in that position. Which only leads to more of a reason to lean towards Gruden, because that would be an uncomfortable meeting for a new chancellor having to vouge for a coach with a chow cause. Anyways I’ll keep lurking around and see if there is some notification for me to know when any of you reply to me, because like I said I don’t know the site that well when it comes to posting. BuenosGrudos
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Congrats to you on typing that. I don’t know what else to say. Tell JJ we all want him to get better.
 
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Poppa T said:
Nice work on your summary. Know you were going faster than you wanted in writing it up.

Couple of unforeseen variables that I suspect wonked up the plan. Butch losing way more games than expected; and this purported concussion issue.

$hiz happens.
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I actually can type 60 words a min..but my brain was faster than my hands..I'm like 12 pages behind
 
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