Official Jon Gruden Thread XXIII

[tastycar]

I haven't had fast food or soft drinks in over 10 years. It's really a hard thing to quit sometimes.

That is truly impressive. I can do okay for a while, but the siren call of a Coke on ice always lures me back.

 

[Power T-Rev]

I'm not going to get into a fight over square burgers. That being said, meet me outside and say that 😁

Krystal vs White Castle fight in the Waffle House parking lot!

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Grude Morning my fellow Grudenites!!

After catching up on last night’s posts, the Queen’s Grudometer has skyrocketed to over 100%...This is really gonna happen..

SOON

:devilsmoke:

 

[SobeVol]

In high school I could eat 4-5 chili cheese pups without fear. I thought they were better then the burgers.

We used to refer to those as azz rockets!
So good but they would have you flying to the toilet later

 

[revjayp]

Reading that sentence just gave me the runs.

Yep. Many people think back to their youth of all the things they’d do that was adventurous. Me, I remember how I could eat anything and feel awesome. <sigh>

 

[Grand Vol]

The Grude News, morning edition. For those just tuning in.

Well, I should just wait on giving these updates. It seems like each and every time I do, someone comes in with bombs.

Atlanta Vol dropped by after the last update with further vetting of Beaver. Basically, that he is legit and very likely is in a position to know the things he says. And puts the odds at Gruden at 65-70%. I will say folks like him rarely give out odds like that unless it's a sure thing.

Now, he did state not all his information matched up with the Beavers. But...that's not unexpected in these kinds of situations. How often have we seen two reliable sources come up with conflicting information? So, keep calm and all. Both are bringing information and we have little reason to doubt both.

He also implied Peyton was neck deep in the process. Which is a good thing.

I will say we are lucky to have folks willing to put out tidbits of information like Atlanta, DTO, Boro, SC and Beaver.

Rumblings on other sites where folks considered in the know have indicated the Grude deal is done.

And allegedly a "prominent booster" told people the deal was done and the off season would be "one for the ages." However, tempered by saying Stripling will be interim.

I guess Boro is off the milk carton list. Said his source was tight lipped, but "giddy." That can be a good thing.

Gruden thread addiction is in full effect. Date nights cancelled to date: 48. Hours of marriage counseling: 12,532 (but honey, it's GRUDEN!). Sleep lost: 237,739 hours.

Squints made the list. But in an entirely good way. He just became my new hero. I had to delay the morning update whenever I came across his bumped post and admire the perfection he brought us.

And there was a great disturbance in the Force of the lady VN members last night. Couple of semi-naughty pics stirred the pot. Thank Faceless for that one.

Construction has begun on Freak's extended swimming pool on his new yacht with Daniela Lopez Osorio as the head lifeguard. Ape suggested filling it with Lynchburg's finest, which is an idea being contemplated.

Also, Waffle House and Krystal Burger are trying to franchise on the stern deck.

And Freak has contacted the Army Corps of Engineers about dredging the Tennessee River in order to provide draft clearance for the new yacht as the flagship of the Vol Navy.

As a reminder, there will be no noon or evening updates. Sorry folks, hopefully, this doesn't get so crazy today that I have to sift through 100 pages. It's extremely unlikely we're calm...

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol. And I'm your huckleberry.

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

Hang in there man! I applaud your individual resiliency, your post discipline and your "it's not Vegas" reps. You have done everything right as a team participant except score the football....I mean convince the uninformed. Keep up the good fight.









Two days is soon

Thanks for the encouraging words. I'm trying to stay resilient and have resolve, but my energy bus is out of gas and I'm being attacked by the energy vampires. I'm giving up.

 

[tastycar]

Krystal vs White Castle fight in the Waffle House parking lot!

Let's do this! And the waffle House vs huddle House people can settle their beef as well.

 

[beachmaster]

Can we please stop talking about krystals? I really do miss them.

Don't worry Knuck, I had some about nine months ago. Couldn't eat for three days! They are always better when they are actually cooked,

 

[Kid Deezy]

Indeed we don’t have them in South Florida and it sucks!

You have Pollo Tropical though! Thats the thing i miss most from Miami.

 

['Boro-vol]

The Grude News, morning edition. For those just tuning in.

Well, I should just wait on giving these updates. It seems like each and every time I do, someone comes in with bombs.

Atlanta Vol dropped by after the last update with further vetting of Beaver. Basically, that he is legit and very likely is in a position to know the things he says. And puts the odds at Gruden at 65-70%. I will say folks like him rarely give out odds like that unless it's a sure thing.

Now, he did state not all his information matched up with the Beavers. But...that's not unexpected in these kinds of situations. How often have we seen two reliable sources come up with conflicting information? So, keep calm and all. Both are bringing information and we have little reason to doubt both.

He also implied Peyton was neck deep in the process. Which is a good thing.

I will say we are lucky to have folks willing to put out tidbits of information like Atlanta and Beaver.

Rumblings on other sites where folks considered in the know have indicated the Grude deal is done.

And allegedly a "prominent booster" told people the deal was done and the off season would be "one for the ages." However, tempered by saying Stripling will be interim.

I guess Boro is off the milk carton list. Said his source was tight lipped, but "giddy." That can be a good thing.

Gruden thread addiction is in full effect. Date nights cancelled to date: 48. Hours of marriage counseling: 12,532 (but honey, it's GRUDEN!). Sleep lost: 237,739 hours.

Squints made the list. But in an entirely good way. He just became my new hero. I had to delay the morning update whenever I came across his bumped post and admire the perfection he brought us.

And there was a great disturbance in the Force of the lady VN members last night. Couple of semi-naughty pics stirred the pot. Thank Faceless for that one.

Construction has begun on Freak's extended swimming pool on his new yacht with Daniela Lopez Osorio as the head lifeguard. Ape suggested filling it with Lynchburg's finest, which is an idea being contemplated.

Also, Waffle House and Krystal Burger are trying to franchise on the stern deck.

And Freak has contacted the Army Corps of Engineers about dredging the Tennessee River in order to provide draft clearance for the new yacht as the flagship of the Vol Navy.

As a reminder, there will be no noon or evening updates. Sorry folks, hopefully, this doesn't get so crazy today that I have to sift through 100 pages. It's extremely unlikely we're calm...

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol. And I'm your huckleberry.

You're no Daisy at all.

 

[tastycar]

Thanks for the encouraging words. I'm trying to stay resilient and have resolve, but my energy bus is out of gas and I'm being attacked by the energy vampires. I'm giving up.

But you did give it a valiant effort. No one can say otherwise.

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

But you did give it a valiant effort. No one can say otherwise.

If you can't beat em join em.

Hey has everyone heard Gruden is now favored in the Vegas line.

 

[vollygirl]

I'm descendant of one of the original Krystal owners.

 

[spazzyvol]

I'm descendant of one of the original Krystal owners.

You should be proud

 

[spazzyvol]

So I don't understand why volnation has other message board threads. This is the only one that matters.

 

[SobeVol]

You have Pollo Tropical though! Thats the thing i miss most from Miami.

Strangely I’ve been here 10 years and have never eaten there. What’s good?

 

[Rizzo924]

You have Pollo Tropical though! Thats the thing i miss most from Miami.

Agree!!! I do like Calypso Cafe in Nashville tho. They tried one here (Knoxville), but it wasn't near as good & didn't make it.

 

[Sstterry]

I'm descendant of one of the original Krystal owners.

Are you saying you can "hook us up" with some of those sweet morsels??

 

[SobeVol]

I'm descendant of one of the original Krystal owners.

That’s awesome. I probably know you.
From cattanooga and went to Baylor or gps?

 

[KnoxLandcruiser]

If you can't beat em join em.

Hey has everyone heard Gruden is now favored in the Vegas line.

Steve Wynn was at Tyson McGee last night meeting with Davenport....there's some big money that's moving the odds coming out of the wok chow sports book in Cleveland...tifiwiw, put down $10 gets a free parlay and an egg roll.

 

[EZE]

The Grude News, morning edition. For those just tuning in.

Well, I should just wait on giving these updates. It seems like each and every time I do, someone comes in with bombs.

Atlanta Vol dropped by after the last update with further vetting of Beaver. Basically, that he is legit and very likely is in a position to know the things he says. And puts the odds at Gruden at 65-70%. I will say folks like him rarely give out odds like that unless it's a sure thing.

Now, he did state not all his information matched up with the Beavers. But...that's not unexpected in these kinds of situations. How often have we seen two reliable sources come up with conflicting information? So, keep calm and all. Both are bringing information and we have little reason to doubt both.

He also implied Peyton was neck deep in the process. Which is a good thing.

I will say we are lucky to have folks willing to put out tidbits of information like Atlanta, DTO, Boro, SC and Beaver.

Rumblings on other sites where folks considered in the know have indicated the Grude deal is done.

And allegedly a "prominent booster" told people the deal was done and the off season would be "one for the ages." However, tempered by saying Stripling will be interim.

I guess Boro is off the milk carton list. Said his source was tight lipped, but "giddy." That can be a good thing.

Gruden thread addiction is in full effect. Date nights cancelled to date: 48. Hours of marriage counseling: 12,532 (but honey, it's GRUDEN!). Sleep lost: 237,739 hours.

Squints made the list. But in an entirely good way. He just became my new hero. I had to delay the morning update whenever I came across his bumped post and admire the perfection he brought us.

And there was a great disturbance in the Force of the lady VN members last night. Couple of semi-naughty pics stirred the pot. Thank Faceless for that one.

Construction has begun on Freak's extended swimming pool on his new yacht with Daniela Lopez Osorio as the head lifeguard. Ape suggested filling it with Lynchburg's finest, which is an idea being contemplated.

Also, Waffle House and Krystal Burger are trying to franchise on the stern deck.

And Freak has contacted the Army Corps of Engineers about dredging the Tennessee River in order to provide draft clearance for the new yacht as the flagship of the Vol Navy.

As a reminder, there will be no noon or evening updates. Sorry folks, hopefully, this doesn't get so crazy today that I have to sift through 100 pages. It's extremely unlikely we're calm...

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol. And I'm your huckleberry.

Addendum: If you see a mushroom cloud over Texas, don't be too alarmed. It only means that Freak's server has exploded because Butch has been fired.

 

[jos3ywales]

TODAY, prepare yourselves ladies and gentleman, because it's gonna get crazy later this evening. up and downs will come today. There will be screaming at TV's Computer Screens and Cell Phones. Computers will lock up servers will crash.

We shall see Dilly Dilly's and Dark Dungeons, Sightings and hints of Couch/Bed Burnings. Kiffin will continue to Troll Tennessee.

I will keep the faith and say SOON!!!

Ladies and Gentleman take my advice, Pull down your pants and slide on the ice!!!!

GRUDEN TO THE HILL!!!!

 

[Kid Deezy]

Strangely I’ve been here 10 years and have never eaten there. What’s good?

I always got the TropiChop. It's like a burrito bowl you can customize however you want. Honestly everything great!

 

[butchna]

I never talk religion or politics on here but at early age I was taught to respect God. I am sorry if that offends you but that offended me. All I am asking to be respectful. I would love to have Gruden more than anyone but not praising anyone that is on this earth... that’s not for me.