Official Jon Gruden Thread XXIII

[TN-POSSUM]

I'm worried that you won't make it through the game.

Ape's ok. It's everybody else I'm worried about

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

As long as there's something to drink, I'll be around.

Vanilla extract is a good last resort if you have any.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

No docvol and knucklehead. Volfan30 has said nothing about a timeline. Only that Butch is done and Gruden is coming.

What did I post?

 

[OrangePill]

Ape's ok. It's everybody else I'm worried about

Thankfully most of us live in a place where there's legal Moonshine. Worst case scenario we can drink enough to forget the last 24 hours.

 

[Squints]

I'll be the one in green

That'll be all of us

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Did you get a chance to see the video? I removed it after a few minutes because it gave access to my fb page...

No I did not.

 

[NAILS]

As long as there's something to drink, I'll be around.

Jack mixed with Yoo-Hoo?

 

[Vol_atile]

I can't speak for what goes on in his head, but he has wanted out. It was just a matter of money, oh and he had no takers last year.

And I think the more losses he takes, the more it ruins his ability to coach in the future.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Ape's ok. It's everybody else I'm worried about

Yeah. I misread the situation. Usually, a pork n beans joke indicates the teller is 3-5 beers from incoherent intoxication.

 

[goinuponatuesday]

Anyone in Philly?

 

[apevol]

Jack mixed with Yoo-Hoo?

Save the yoohoo for the morning.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

And I think the more losses he takes, the more it ruins his ability to coach in the future.

Yes it does. He'll have to go to a mid major and work his way up again if that is possible. But college football is full of surprises and you never know who will say yes. But here is another clue for you all...the walrus was black and...

 

[apevol]

Anyone in Philly?

I'm close.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Anyone in Philly?

I live on Philadelphia.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Anyone in Philly?

Phil is there

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcQomNOPS0g[/youtube]

 

[SergeantVol]

Don't get too excited.

I only like alcoholics. Say what you drinking tonight, big boy?

 

[UTVolinExile]

Almost game time. Grudenites get your typing fingers ready, can't let the game thread push us down the page.

 

[Sara Clark]

No I did not.

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[BubbaWms]

love it when we get back into big time football.....

great games today....
O St and Penn St great game ongoing
Ark/OM....can't believe the hogs came back
Iowa St knocked of tcu

love college football

 

[apevol]

I only like alcoholics. Say what you drinking tonight, big boy?

Beer, and now, rum.

 

[Volnatic]

Yes it does. He'll have to go to a mid major and work his way up again if that is possible. But college football is full of surprises and you never know who will say yes. But here is another clue for you all...the walrus was black and...

I literally have no clue what this means lol. I even googled it, thinking it might be a lyric from “I am the Walrus.” It wasn’t. I’m disappointed in my inability to comprehend

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Yeah. I misread the situation. Usually, a pork n beans joke indicates the teller is 3-5 beers from incoherent intoxication.

Somebody said trumpet and I went all, 1 time at band camp. Then Ape said, pork n beans. You know how it is around here.

6 degrees of separation

 

[hatingbamaisawayoflife]

It's not happening at least right now guys. Root on team tonight

 

[kayakonthefly]

I'll be the one in green

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[tnvols72]

Penn St trying to give the game away , they can keep Franklin