Official Jon Gruden Thread XXIII

[kayakonthefly]

If we don't hurry and hire Gruden, my husband is going to divorce me. I literally just finished fixing his late lunch( 12:45). And it was something that only took 5 minutes to fix, fried eggs, and ham. I told him I have to get back to reading before I get to far behind.

If your husband was a good husband he would be reading these threads with you and not care about eating. Vols first.

 

[tdbigo]

I put tomatoes in chili knowing my husband doesn't like them. Been married 17 years. I do it just for fun now. 😂

But I can tell you're a good one. 😊

My wife put ground turkey in the chili once. She hasn't been allowed within 10 feet of a crockpot since.

SOON

 

[Sara Clark]

I put tomatoes in chili knowing my husband doesn't like them. Been married 17 years. I do it just for fun now. 😂

But I can tell you're a good one. 😊

Dear Lord, that's funny! I love it!!!

 

[rtb1983]

What's the latest guys? Don't have time to keep up

Lots of flirting, no real news yet. Sorry to report Butch is still on the sideline.

Soon

 

[NeverWe'llSever]

What's the latest guys? Don't have time to keep up

Nothing. I’m getting off and am not gonna get back on until after the Kentucky game. At least, that’s what I’m telling myself...

 

[FacelessArya]

My wife put ground turkey in the chili once. She hasn't been allowed within 10 feet of a crockpot since.

SOON

Shew. Turkey chili 🤢 Barf.

 

[BJWeeks]

My wife put ground turkey in the chili once. She hasn't been allowed within 10 feet of a crockpot since.

SOON

Ground Turkey makes Great chili honestly. Can't even tell a difference. Now I HATE Turkey burgers

 

[Pulscifer]

Go Volssssssssssssss

 

[VFLnSFD]

Grudens .540 win pctg puts him in the top 15% all time among NFL coaches.

Good work grass hoppa!

 

[VFLnSFD]

Nothing. I’m getting off and am not gonna get back on until after the Kentucky game. At least, that’s what I’m telling myself...

Good luck!

 

[NAILS]

This thread could take over Facebook and twitter.
Freak might get to buy a whole marina for his yacht!
Heck, he might buy the TN river.

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

 

[Vfl2407]

Lots of flirting, no real news yet. Sorry to report Butch is still on the sideline.

Soon

While we are still flirting, word is that the Gators Administration is already doing a reach around and copping a feel with Kelly, Frost, and Mullen.
They insist on having nice things.
Why don’t we?
Gruden needs to be ours by No later than Tuesday.
Wine him, dine him, 69 him, and get that contract signed.

 

[VonVol]

Shew. Turkey chili 🤢 Barf.

Hey now. I have to have the turkey chili. Can't have beef for medical reasons. It's really not that...oh who am I kidding, it's awful.

 

[preacherwebb]

Grudens .540 win pctg puts him in the top 15% all time among NFL coaches.

where you get this info?

#70 on this list (of 174)
Coaches, Records, and Coaching Totals | Pro-Football-Reference.com

 

[JacketVol]

I think you should never underestimate the power of a wife's encouragement.

And now we have come full circle all the way back to

BEAVER AND THE POWER OF BEAVER

 

[preacherwebb]

Grudens .540 win pctg puts him in the top 15% all time among NFL coaches.

Good work grass hoppa!

where you get this info?

#70 on this list (of 174)
Coaches, Records, and Coaching Totals | Pro-Football-Reference.com

not so fast my friend.
still looking/waiting for clarification.

 

[txbo]

Ground Turkey makes Great chili honestly. Can't even tell a difference. Now I HATE Turkey burgers

Yep. It's the signature meal at Deer Valley ski resort. Very tasty.

 

[joevol33]

I heard we’re gonna get JM from Florida when they fire him😜😜😜😜

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

They insist on having nice things.

well, not really....they hired The Zooker, Boom, and the SharkMolester....

 

[chetsteadman87]

Do we have someone watching tail numbers? *insert Lovie Smith joke from ‘08*

 

[kayakonthefly]

not so fast my friend.
still looking/waiting for clarification.

If you include the non qualifiers for stat rates, it makes the total 489 coaches.

Edit: 70/489 =.143

Edit again- If you do that, it also drops him to position 123, so that makes it 123/489 = .252

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

I heard we’re gonna get JM from Florida when they fire him😜😜😜😜

 

[Vfl2407]

well, not really....they hired The Zooker, Boom, and the SharkMolester....

True, those were busts...but they didn’t hang on to them for five fricking years.

 

[Orange&White]

Arkansas may be looking for a new coach soon too...