Official Jon Gruden Thread XXII

[Vol737]

Since we are on the dirty old man (and a couple of dirty old women out there thinking of Matthew McConaughey) kick this morning, one of my favorite .gifs.

I wanna be a hoola hoop when I grow up.

 

[butchna]

This has become an epidemic outside of this thread.

Fake disease. Affects nothing.

 

[309VFL]

The Grude News, the midday edition. For those just tuning in.

No news could be good news. Though we were briefly invaded by Mullen fanatics earlier this morning. SFD laid the smackdown and gave the ultimatum "don't make me pull over this hype train just to beat your azz!"

Slice is suspiciously missing. Milk cartons are being printed at this time.

General discussion on Jones getting fired vs resigning after this weekend. But no specific timeline on his departure.

However, DocVol seems to think he's out regardless of the outcome this weekend.

And OldVol stopped by with a "ducks in a row" comment. Even more hope for "SOON!"

And it's C-U-R-R-I-E, not the nasty food curry...

Drive by Beaver shot. He's still 100% Grude. Must...practice...patience...

And in other news, Freak's yacht has to be upgraded once again since the weight of the additional "stores" has completely sapped the power on the engines. When asked what size would be needed, the builders were quoted as saying "you know those nuclear reactors on aircraft carriers? Think just a bit bigger."

Which additional speed and power would certainly help with the Hooter Girls Ski Team daily performances. So, it's certainly an optional upgrade being considered.

Will continue later with the evening update.

I look fwd to this everytime...god bless you, you beautiful sob

 

[VolArmy74]

The state of mind of the fan base can be summed up by posts in this thread thinking Butch can't be removed if he manages to pull a win out over Kentucky. I've said it before and will say it now. The fate of a head football coach at the University of Tennessee cannot be altered by a win over Kentucky. A loss to them or Vandy can shave years off the life expectancy of a career here, but a win will not save them, nor should it. People should be embarrassed with this line of thinking.

 

[tnktm]

What the heck does churlish mean? I don't think I have ever churled before.

Remember the teacher saying it in the Key and Peele skit with the teacher calling roll - A Aron. And B-Lake

 

[BigOrangeVol29]

We have settled for so many years....

We no longer except to compete for a SEC championship
We no longer expect to win the SEC East
We now FEAR Bama... (makes me sick to post it)
We only expect to keep a Big game close
We can't score a TD and make excuses
We accept mediocracy as the norm
We refuse to dream BIG

HOWEVER, AS FOR ME.... I will never give up... I WANT A WINNER and someone who not only makes the third Saturday in October mean something again but who makes the nation sit up ad take notice

rant ended finally :ermm:

And the congregation shouts “Amen”. Time to act like a historically great program again.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Fake disease. Affects nothing.

Gtfo

 

[Godfatha]

Outside this thread

 

[VFL92]

If Butch is let go Sunday/Monday, take that to be a very good sign. Those of us on a message board are not the only ones ready to see the plan start to unfold.

 

[baburntt]

People outside this thread:

 

[Vol737]

Gullible.. every... last.. one.. of you.

Doesn't know how to have fun.....just you.

 

[Orange&whitelover]

The rest of your words were great but icing on the cake....that right there is what I am all about and have been wishing for 10 years. I know it's probably hard now of days for coaches and all it takes BUT I hold out hope that Gruden is and wants to be the next Paul Bear fu@#% Bryant !

I'd rather him be the next Neyland!!

 

[UTVolinExile]

I'd rather him be the next Neyland!!

He IS, the Once And Future Gruden.

 

[colvol]

Is this Hutch?

No, his name is FIREBUTCHJONES

 

[colvol]

I am totally questionable. I am no insider or connected.

Notice that I said it was from TOS. :good!:

Wasn't referring to you my man, I was talking about that poster on TOS.

 

[SobeVol]

People who *still can't figure out how to post GIF's be like:

Holy hell! That could have easily been a broken neck. Wow!

 

[Souce]

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

I hold out hope that Gruden is and wants to be the next Paul Bear fu@#% Bryant !

The goal of our next coach should be to make the world have to Google the word "Saban" ten years from now.

Gruden is that coach.

 

[ShooterVFL]

Trying to catch up

 

[preacherwebb]

I still key in on one word from MIT..."RELAX". I still think Butch goes through until the end of season, but look for him to be gone the week of November​ 27. I say this because, "HE" is coming. All will be right again...SOON!

the conspiracy theorist in me thinks this new member (Oct 2017) is the AD trying to quell the wrath of VolNation.

That can't be right tho.

 

[thebjd]

This thread is literally the greatest destination on the internet.

 

[Coastypop]

Turn in your Vol Card...

I was thinking he wanted to fight!..... Now I will go there and eat, but my body guard ..."The Great Granny" ... as she is known in the wrestling circle might not be able to make the appointment..... this board keeps her busy defending my honor and all

 

[BubbaWms]

I'd rather him be the next Neyland!!

That's even better, silly Me !

 

[preacherwebb]

I feel like if Ergen is the one heading this thing we are in good hands. He would be the one booster I believe could strong arm the Haslems and force this thing through. Knowing that his level of income due to DISH is much greater than Pilot Flying J. I could be wrong but isn't he worth like 14 Billion? If I was him I would just tell Jimmy and Jim to sit in the corner and watch how **** gets done. That said, I'm not jumping on board the way I did in 2012, will remain in the see it to believe it boat until that administration shows they actually want to win something.

Agree.
We know that Ergen can take it.
Just hoping he’s willing to Dish it out, as well.

Don't we believe Haslam has something positive to do with all this ... something ... per Haynsworths tweet?

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

If Butch is let go Sunday/Monday, take that to be a very good sign. Those of us on a message board are not the only ones ready to see the plan start to unfold.