Official Jon Gruden Thread XXII

[luthervol]

I would rather listen to Lou Holtz recite every word in the "S" section of the dictionary on repeat for a month than hear the words "individual", "resilient", or any other of his diatribe for an entire game.

That actually made me laugh.

 

[The Comb]

Gruden to the Hill?

Gruden to the Hill!

 

[jpope9]

So I can actually hope they can pull it out instead of being afraid that it extends Butch’s stay? If so AWESOME!

no John Kelly, no offensive touchdowns in a month, in kentucky with them fighting for a good record.....

 

[utmafia81]

Jackson to Midtown is not far, Knuck. I'm in! First few rounds are on me!

Work in Jackson and live in Selmer...

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Please do not repeat this.
I only have one source.
My candy striper who bathes me at my nursing home.
She is the granddaughter of a highly placed person.
This morning, while getting to some hard to get to spots, she informed me that Barb J is quite upset.
You see, Barb had shared the super secret ingredient to her award winning dip recipe with Vicky Fulmer.
Vicky then, apparently, took Cindy Gruden to Dollywood.
While there, they ran into Dolly.
Cindy absolutely loves Dolly and was star struck.
Vicky got a little toasted drinking some pga moonshine.
She then got a little too talky.
She told Dolly that Cindy was going to be the new First Lady of Tennessee football.
Vicky then whipped a piece of paper out that contained, you guessed it, the recipe for Barbs dip recipe.
She said....”here, Cindy, this belongs to you now...Barb can take her ass back to Cincinnati and make chili....stupid Yankee *****....never liked her anyway”.
Well, Unbeknownst to Vicky (or Cindy), Dolly has become fast friends with Barb over the past five years. In fact, if you can believe this irony, Dolly was in the process of helping Barb market her dip and Dolly was going to be the spokesperson ...they even had a name for it. BJ’s DipDAT.

So, Dolly calls Barb and tells her about Vicky betraying her by divulging the secret ingredient of the dip.
And, before you ask me or MIT, I do not know the secret recipe. And, even if I did, I would not divulge that on a public web site.
I don’t want the Jones family to dox me.
Anyway, I digress.
Barb is now over Knoxville.
Vicky was her only friend and now that friendship has died.
Barb wants out ASAP and has told Butch she will not have Christmas in this f****d up town.
So, Soon?

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Jackson to Midtown is not far, Knuck. I'm in! First few rounds are on me!

Oh ****...we on!

 

[jordan4vols]

Butch is gone after Kentucky win or lose. Confirmed.

People don’t fall for this. If he loses then yes we could all see him gone but if he wins he ain’t going anywhere yet.

 

[daj2576]

I just wanna relive the 90’s

The dream of the 90’s is alive in Portland.

 

[UT_King]

Butch is gone after Kentucky win or lose. Confirmed.

Best case scenario... but no way he wins on Saturday then is fired.

Now if he does some sort of resignation, I could see that. Leave on somewhat of a positive note for his reputation, and of course, UT would be happy.

 

[TheRealTO]

I'd just like to point out the irony of people who spend all day at work criticizing someone else's job performance. Not that I'm better or gonna stop doing it, just observing. Carry on. And soon...

 

[FacelessArya]

So, I'm working at another healthcare facility today than my usual, and they are having a silent auction for Alzheimer's. I'm browsing the various baskets and the only one that doesn't have bids is the Tennessee basket with 2 tickets to the Homecoming game and various Tennessee things. Starting bid is $25, so far no takers. So sad.

Butch is now affecting fundraising for charity.

 

[VolsFanJC]

Work in Jackson and live in Selmer...

Where do you work? I work at Jackson-General

 

[1725gatorhater]

no John Kelly, no offensive touchdowns in a month, in kentucky with them fighting for a good record.....

Its Kentucky they choke against us.

 

[baburntt]

Oh ****...we on!

I get off work at 5 and the kids are at the others next week...

 

[Vfl2407]

She uses plain yogurt for the base instead of sour cream. Not that big of a secret.

I can not confirm or deny that.
All I will say to you is this.....
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO f*** With Vicky Fulmer?
Do you not remember the voodoo hex curse that she put on our program when Phil was let go.
Please, please, delete your post about anything relating to dip(s) on this site.

 

[VolsFanJC]

Oh ****...we on!

Well then, that's a done deal! They better be prepared to shut down a couple of city blocks!!! Lol

 

[Volwark]

I'd just like to point out the irony of people who spend all day at work criticizing someone else's job performance. Not that I'm better or gonna stop doing it, just observing. Carry on. And soon...

1. It is actually part of my job to criticize others job performance

2. I am still also really good at my job

WHAT NOW

 

[UTVolinExile]

I'm trusting that guys with the letters esq behind their names have figured this out.

Late to the question, but yes.

 

[ALLVOL 4LIFE]

So, I'm working at another healthcare facility today than my usual, and they are having a silent auction for Alzheimer's. I'm browsing the various baskets and the only one that doesn't have bids is the Tennessee basket with 2 tickets to the Homecoming game and various Tennessee things. Starting bid is $25, so far no takers. So sad.

Butch is now affecting fundraising for charity.

If no butch and they are next to mine, bid on them, i'll take them

 

[YankeeVol]

So, I'm working at another healthcare facility today than my usual, and they are having a silent auction for Alzheimer's. I'm browsing the various baskets and the only one that doesn't have bids is the Tennessee basket with 2 tickets to the Homecoming game and various Tennessee things. Starting bid is $25, so far no takers. So sad.

Butch is now affecting fundraising for charity.

Anything over $10 is too much

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

Soon.

 

[mrmax86]

A few things to note about Gruden's house in Avila (Tampa):

1. He bought it in May, 2017 (height of market) for $3.3M

2. It's probably worth $2.8-3M now

3. He would probably take a loss on the sale

4. He probably doesn't need to sell it to be able to buy another house lol:

5. It probably won't pop onto the market before he is hired

Summary, this is probably not a good indicator of anything. :whistling:

That sounds like good sense.

 

[VFLnSFD]

That actually made me laugh.

Me too.

 

[millst987]

Please do not repeat this.
I only have one source.
My candy striper who bathes me at my nursing home.
She is the granddaughter of a highly placed person.
This morning, while getting to some hard to get to spots, she informed me that Barb J is quite upset.
You see, Barb had shared the super secret ingredient to her award winning dip recipe with Vicky Fulmer.
Vicky then, apparently, took Cindy Gruden to Dollywood.
While there, they ran into Dolly.
Cindy absolutely loves Dolly and was star struck.
Vicky got a little toasted drinking some pga moonshine.
She then got a little too talky.
She told Dolly that Cindy was going to be the new First Lady of Tennessee football.
Vicky then whipped a piece of paper out that contained, you guessed it, the recipe for Barbs dip recipe.
She said....”here, Cindy, this belongs to you now...Barb can take her ass back to Cincinnati and make chili....stupid Yankee *****....never liked her anyway”.
Well, Unbeknownst to Vicky (or Cindy), Dolly has become fast friends with Barb over the past five years. In fact, if you can believe this irony, Dolly was in the process of helping Barb market her dip and Dolly was going to be the spokesperson ...they even had a name for it. BJ’s DipDAT.

So, Dolly calls Barb and tells her about Vicky betraying her by divulging the secret ingredient of the dip.
And, before you ask me or MIT, I do not know the secret recipe. And, even if I did, I would not divulge that on a public web site.
I don’t want the Jones family to dox me.
Anyway, I digress.
Barb is now over Knoxville.
Vicky was her only friend and now that friendship has died.
Barb wants out ASAP and has told Butch she will not have Christmas in this f****d up town.
So, Soon?

Congratulations, you have literally made the dumbest post I have ever seen in my entire life.

 

[utmafia81]

Where do you work? I work at Jackson-General

Same here, what dept. are you in?