Official Jon Gruden Thread XXII

[rocketskates]

Kesling: We’re here at Margaritaville at The Island in Pigeon Forge for the final Vol Calls of the 2018 season! Coach Bobo is here to help us cap off a fantastic year for Tennessee. Coach, I suppose we’ll start with the amazing performance of your team in the first Idaho Potato Bowl game against Toledo to win our first bowl game in almost 2 years....and congratulations by the way!

Bobo: *laughing* Well Bob, it all just comes down to good ‘ol fashioned grit and … (snake alien starts to try and pop out of Bobo's head)... Grglarkgggrk, all your human meats belongs to uzzzz! Feed me Bob! My youngerlings needz human flesh! (alien head Bobo latches onto Bob's face hole and starts sucking Kesling life force).

Bobo alien folds back his human arms and stretches out his insectoid limbs with the carcass of Bob. Bobo alien climbs walls and feeds his alien larvae. The alien looks into the camera and says, “Bob by Bob my human meatz!!! Bob by Bob!”

Ill take two of what he's having

 

[knucklehead_vol]

From FATHER TO SON. Congratulations on your 100th post.

Wtf is happening here?

 

[Vol4life09]

The Beaver with the juicy nuggets of info.

Juicy beaver nuggetss!!!!???????

 

[LittleDTO]

Soon

 

[Volwark]

Wtf is happening here?

"You got 100 posts...now go to bed" IMO

 

[UTSuave’]

Soon

Like tomorrow ?😁

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

Soon

You're up late

 

[Volwark]

You're up late

He heard ape was handing out love so he had to get in on it

 

[UTVolinExile]

Soon

Random night shift "soon," or something more meaningful?

 

[Volinmem]

If Gruden ends up at UT, I want a beaver tattoo on my chest.

Fyp.

 

[Orlando Vol]

Do not be alarmed by the misinformation, this thing is all going according to plan.

 

[cryingvolunTEARZ]

Haven't posted on here in a while but I like everyone else hopes for the best but fears the worst. I truly hope MIT isn't trolling because I can't handle having my heart broken again lol

 

[Hawkpilot]

Soon

Dang DTO you showed up late.

 

[windrider]

Wtf is happening here?

Just congratulating my son on his 100th post. For real, buy the way.

 

[LittleDTO]

Dang DTO you showed up late.

Yeah. I’m headed to a girls hotel room. Luxury of being my own boss and not having to work till 12 tomorrow

 

[LittleDTO]

Plus, I’ve had way to much to drink.

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

Just congratulating my son on his 100th post. For real, buy the way.

So yall are really father and son? Did you just figure it out tonight?

 

[BWong15]

Do not be alarmed by the misinformation, this thing is all going according to plan.

God Bless your soul

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

Yeah. I’m headed to a girls hotel room. Luxury of being my own boss and not having to work till 12 tomorrow

Nice. SOON

 

[VFL21]

Do not be alarmed by the misinformation, this thing is all going according to plan.

.

 

[UTVolinExile]

Yeah. I’m headed to a girls hotel room. Luxury of being my own boss and not having to work till 12 tomorrow

Boom.

 

[Vol4life09]

.

 

[fossilfiction]

SOON!!!!

Would love to be a part of this. To be in that group with Gruden. Those lucky girls.

 

[UTSuave’]

Yeah. I’m headed to a girls hotel room. Luxury of being my own boss and not having to work till 12 tomorrow

DTO the pimp

 

[Volwark]

So yall are really father and son? Did you just figure it out tonight?

It's like The Parent Trap, only father and son, and on the message board and stuff