Official Jon Gruden Thread XXII

[Hawkpilot]

tke!!

 

[JohnnyVolunteer]

I post because I'm dwelling on it. You will be pulling coin out of your couch cushions for Gruden and he will have No repercussions for failure, so consider that. If he doesn't hire insane recruiters you will be empty and bare in 3 years. You won't have a shirt. you will be eating dog food. You are basically investing your life savings with a guy who could tank and walk away set for life. Gruden DOES NOT GET INVOLVED in situations where he might fail. If he comes. he comes because it's a win/win for him. Even if he tanks.

I also find it funny that

Michigan starts a freshman QB (gets a pass)

Florida state starts a freshman QB (gets a pass)

Oregon loses a QB (gets a pass)

Maryland loses a QB (gets a pass)

Butch starts a freshman QB TWICE against alabama and PITCHFORKS.

You obviously have an agenda, but it's worked. The gang mentality and social media has cemented it. We will have a new coach soon, there is no way Butch can recover or want to at this point. Fantastic trolling and riot baiting. :hi:

He better win. I better not see a record that = Butch in three years.

He’s been here 5 years and is still losing by 40+ points...nuff said...

 

[Face]

Fairly quiet on the Gruden front. Boro figured out how to post gifs. That's about it

So...

SOON

GROON

GBOROIF

 

[DownTheField]

I do not have any insider information, but have been lurking since the 2012 search. I do, however, believe that this thread will be the ONE. The reason for my feeling is the is Gruden XXII and next year’s team will be Team 122. With that being said....
SOON!!!

something tells me the grude (who abides) will not refer to the teams by number

 

[Vol737]

No. But my husband has.

You need to report him to the "Grudenator".

 

[jay-vol]

He’s been here 5 years and is still losing by 40+ points...nuff said...

 

[ChiefTKE]

They got you too? Lol

 

[#1ManningFan]

Every Day!!! She thinks I need and intervention.

You don't need that type of negativity in your life. To the Pit of Misery she goes!

 

[KB5252]

something tells me the grude (who abides) will not refer to the teams by number

It should be written into the contract.

 

[Vol737]

And give up half my retirement...no way.

Can't take it with ya man! No guts, no glory.

 

[Volwark]

We need to form a support group here on Volnation. Start a thread.

I just want this to be over with so I can get back to my normal slacking.

Of course if we do get Gruden I also realize that I will be invested in UT football again the way that I've not been since 2001.

So it's a lose-lose situation.

 

[RagingOrange]

Looks like the *******s are back.

Must be SOON.

 

[InVOLuntary]

We can have an intervention were we meet at a bar and talk about Gruden instead of typing...baby steps.

My name is inVOLuntary and I am a grudaholic.

 

[NorCalVol67]

There's adults in this thread??

Not very mature ones.

 

[StoVol]

How many people are able to keep up with these threads without skipping large chunks of pages?

I guess I am a slacker since I am unable to keep up. Please do not pull my Grude card.

Like trying to understand the Bible by reading 1 page per book. I read page I left, then skip 27 pages at 50pp to get caught up, haven’t missed much

 

[lcdepew]

something tells me the grude (who abides) will not refer to the teams by number

True but it could be fate!!

 

[Hawkpilot]

They got you too? Lol

Got me! Xi Beta 314.

 

[IluvdoubleD's]

Just curious..has anyone else's wife told them they have a problem and addiction to this forum? Asking for a friend.

Tell your wife it's this or porn. If she would like to do something besides watching kings and queens do their sisters and brothers while dragons spit blue magic fire at them maybe you would get another hobby. Just saying.

 

[KB5252]

My name is inVOLuntary and I am a grudaholic.

You got your coin yet?

 

[The Comb]

Hey guys sorry I'm late I was golfing this afternoon with my work and may or may not have had some beverages Of the alcoholic kind while participating but fyi I had no sources it was just normal people golfing and I was not good but I rally miss the beaver and I want Gruden Go Vols

 

[VolsCigarMan]

Just catching up, do we have Gruden yet? My Cohiba's are ready in my Humidifier!

Soon.........

 

[VolNExile]

Not very mature ones.

:neener2:

 

[VFLnSFD]

So I go to my board meeting and y'all start a new thread without me? Shame!

I caught up on, you know, nothing. Glad to see Boro figured out the gifs.

I for one am glad the Beav is gone. I believe he had an agenda, and I prefer to not be a part of it. I trust Peyton to get this done long before I trust the manipulation of the masses by a booster.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Tell your wife it's this or porn. If she would like to do something besides watching kings and queens do their sisters and brothers while dragons spit blue magic fire at them maybe you would get another hobby. Just saying.

I think as long as I don't go to jail or at least seem like I am having more fun than her, I can do whatever I like.

 

[VolNExile]

Like trying to understand the Bible by reading 1 page per book. I read page I left, then skip 27 pages at 50pp to get caught up, haven’t missed much

Lost in Deuteronomy. Gets me every time.