Official Jon Gruden Thread XX

[buckfama]

What sort of work do you do?

I reclaim old buildings and barns for the wood.

 

[UTSuave’]

Rocky top news on twiter said they heard we have been turned down twice and gruden was not gonna be our coach

That was said yesterday it's clear that,even the people who are running sites for "inside information" are just reporting what's been said in here so honestly if you think about it no one knows anything just like MIT said

 

[crparker21]

Reed is basically saying he won't follow anymore if something doesn't happen today.

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

I have to say, I took one for the team a few minutes ago. Very seldom do I feel like an idiot as much as I do in this moment. I called a pilot store in Knoxville, apologized for my question first, but that I had to ask. " A rumor has been circulating on message boards that Corp has asked that all Butch Jones items be taken down. Is there any truth to it? Taken back by his immediate response..."are you talking about the Tennessee coach?" I said yes, he said they have not received that info, if the decision was made over the weekend, they wouldn't get that info till Monday... :spank:

LMAO! You're awesome! You just became my new favorite poster.

 

[Vols_Life]

I reclaim old buildings and barns for the wood.

I have had to reclaim wood multiple times because of this rollercoaster thread... But GRUDE-ON!

SOON

 

[Allvolinnashville]

That was said yesterday it's clear that,even the people who are running sites for "inside information" are just reporting what's been said in here so honestly if you think about it no one knows anything just like MIT said

MIT needs to put his driver down and type us a golden egg...it is needed today before everyone cuts their wrists

 

[Volstylexx]

That was said yesterday it's clear that,even the people who are running sites for "inside information" are just reporting what's been said in here so honestly if you think about it no one knows anything just like MIT said

Including MIT

 

[volfan1631]

I have to say, I took one for the team a few minutes ago. Very seldom do I feel like an idiot as much as I do in this moment. I called a pilot store in Knoxville, apologized for my question first, but that I had to ask. " A rumor has been circulating on message boards that Corp has asked that all Butch Jones items be taken down. Is there any truth to it? Taken back by his immediate response..."are you talking about the Tennessee coach?" I said yes, he said they have not received that info, if the decision was made over the weekend, they wouldn't get that info till Monday... :spank:

You are nominated as the official pilot scout for butch jones items.

 

[buckfama]

I have had to reclaim wood multiple times because of this rollercoaster thread... But GRUDE-ON!

SOON

Ever tried to deconstruct an old building with a Grude-on? Very uncomfortable. Gets in the way.. always bumping into things with it.. etc

 

[GreyWolf1129]

Just got a text from a very close friend who is a Monsignor over at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle on Tybee Island, Georgia. He went to CAK with General Neyland's Grandson; studied at Notre Dame with Knute Rockne's illegitimate nephew; and did magnificent work with the Church of Rome under Popes Larry I, Moe XIV, and Curly III. Here is the text:

"Saints be Praised, my son of the Orange-Clad Holy Knights of the Realm of Neyland! Behold, orange smoke issues from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel! The electorate has spoken. A new leader of the Legion of Volunteers shall soon be announced to the huddled masses."

Then he said "Dilly Dilly!"

I trust this guy; he's right up there with Beaver in my book.

:devilsmoke:

Go Vols.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Just got a text from a very close friend who is a Monsignor over at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle on Tybee Island, Georgia. He went to CAK with General Neyland's Grandson; studied at Notre Dame with Knute Rockne's illegitimate nephew; and did magnificent work with the Church of Rome under Popes Larry I, Moe XIV, and Curly III. Here is the text:

"Saints be Praised, my son of the Orange-Clad Holy Knights of the Realm of Neyland! Behold, orange smoke issues from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel! The electorate has spoken. A new leader of the Legion of Volunteers shall soon be announced to the huddled masses."

Then he said "Dilly Dilly!"

I trust this guy; he's right up there with Beaver in my book.

:devilsmoke:

Go Vols.

Does your friend partake in adult beverages?

 

[UTSuave’]

MIT needs to put his driver down and type us a golden egg...it is needed today before everyone cuts their wrists

Hahaha I agree man he needs to lay down the scotch and cigars,stop playing Patton and get his a$$ in her to report, this thread is one Butch jones offensive play away from blowing up

 

[GreyWolf1129]

Does your friend partake in adult beverages?

Only on High Holidays and any day that ends in a "Y".

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

I have to say, I took one for the team a few minutes ago. Very seldom do I feel like an idiot as much as I do in this moment. I called a pilot store in Knoxville, apologized for my question first, but that I had to ask. " A rumor has been circulating on message boards that Corp has asked that all Butch Jones items be taken down. Is there any truth to it? Taken back by his immediate response..."are you talking about the Tennessee coach?" I said yes, he said they have not received that info, if the decision was made over the weekend, they wouldn't get that info till Monday... :spank:

 

[maotai]

I have to say, I took one for the team a few minutes ago. Very seldom do I feel like an idiot as much as I do in this moment. I called a pilot store in Knoxville, apologized for my question first, but that I had to ask. " A rumor has been circulating on message boards that Corp has asked that all Butch Jones items be taken down. Is there any truth to it? Taken back by his immediate response..."are you talking about the Tennessee coach?" I said yes, he said they have not received that info, if the decision was made over the weekend, they wouldn't get that info till Monday... :spank:

Finally a reliable source and some solid evidence.

 

[UTSuave’]

Including MIT

I don't recall,MIT was just reporting what he was told he never really went off base,he had me convinced after he mentioned that the betting line would shift then all the sudden it started changing

 

[wildorange]

I am supposed to go to the LSU game, if Jones is still there I will probably not go but if I do it will be in black sweatshirt black hat and dark jeans or pants. SOON!!!!! GBO!!!! VFL!!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!

 

[EastTN]

the betting line is reading volnation thinking something is really happening.

 

[Volstylexx]

MIT needs to put his driver down and type us a golden egg...it is needed today before everyone cuts their wrists

You guys want to believe so bad that you’ll believe anything. MIT was emphatic that Gruden was a done deal this week. He even gave financial specifics of the deal.

Look at John Currie. Read his body language. You really think he’s already signed Gruden?

I understand your desire for change but don’t be stupid. You’re setting yourself up for a huge disappointment.

 

[UTSuave’]

You guys want to believe so bad that you’ll believe anything. MIT was emphatic that Gruden was a done deal this week. He even gave financial specifics of the deal.

Look at John Currie. Read his body language. You really think he’s already signed Gruden?

I understand your desire for change but don’t be stupid. You’re setting yourself up for a huge disappointment.

And I suppose you're just such a realist that you've never had a dream?..so inspiring

 

[Wilson27]

You guys want to believe so bad that you’ll believe anything. MIT was emphatic that Gruden was a done deal this week. He even gave financial specifics of the deal.

Look at John Currie. Read his body language. You really think he’s already signed Gruden?

I understand your desire for change but don’t be stupid. You’re setting yourself up for a huge disappointment.

He looks like an a$$hole high school principal.

 

[EastTN]

You guys want to believe so bad that you’ll believe anything. MIT was emphatic that Gruden was a done deal this week. He even gave financial specifics of the deal.

Look at John Currie. Read his body language. You really think he’s already signed Gruden?

I understand your desire for change but don’t be stupid. You’re setting yourself up for a huge disappointment.

This! 1000 times over. If a deal had already been done Butch would be fired already. Interim named, and then wait till the infamous son's last game is over then announce.

 

[Nationdom]

You guys want to believe so bad that you’ll believe anything. MIT was emphatic that Gruden was a done deal this week. He even gave financial specifics of the deal.

Look at John Currie. Read his body language. You really think he’s already signed Gruden?

I understand your desire for change but don’t be stupid. You’re setting yourself up for a huge disappointment.

He looks like he's been rejected by Jimbo, Jon, Chris, Gary and Scott and he's wondering how the fanbase is going to welcome Bobo

 

[USN-Retired-VOL]

You guys want to believe so bad that you’ll believe anything. MIT was emphatic that Gruden was a done deal this week. He even gave financial specifics of the deal.

Look at John Currie. Read his body language. You really think he’s already signed Gruden?

I understand your desire for change but don’t be stupid. You’re setting yourself up for a huge disappointment.

lol, that face is worth a "caption this contest"

 

[GreyWolf1129]

I don't recall,MIT was just reporting what he was told he never really went off base,he had me convinced after he mentioned that the betting line would shift then all the sudden it started changing

Yeah, lemme blow you away with this one:

"Later this evening, the sun will disappear."

I know there are some here who think he is who, and what, he claims to be. I'm not one of those. I have nothing personal against him, but there's just something too fishy about it. Why would anyone with the lifestyle he claims to live bother themselves with coming here to impress an internet message board? Eagles only fly low when they're about to kill something.

Just doesn't pass the smell test with me. He called the line change; gotta give him that. But even a blind squirrel finds a nut here & there. I'll take anything LWS posts instead. I know where that info comes from.

Go Vols.