Official Jon Gruden Thread XVII

[Ibracadabra]

Who the hell is this puppy boxer Butch ass kisser and why is he posting in this thread? Speaking of illated94 did he post any gems today before signing off?

On Illated - Nope.

On boxer puppy douche - best to just add to ignore list.

 

[Jake]

Absolutely.

I may be the weird one but I don't touch ranch, mayo, sour cream, cottage cheese. Basically any white sauce or dressing other than gravy gets no play!

Homophobic?

 

[The Comb]

soon

 

[OrangSunburst]

WTF? I love some ketchup, but with fried okra?

yeah if it’s fried okra. i guess the okra not having much taste is why it’s good.

i’m not a lunatic that eats ketchup on everything. that just happens to be one nonstandard food i like it on.

 

[joevol33]

i always eat fried okra with ketchup

What the crap?

 

[Jake]

yeah if it’s fried okra. i guess the okra not having much taste is why it’s good.

i’m not a lunatic that eats ketchup on everything. that just happens to be one nonstandard food i like it on.

Funny I'm the same exact way with my fried okra...with ketchup. I like them crunchy too.

 

[ncVOL1988]

Absolutely.

I may be the weird one but I don't touch ranch, mayo, sour cream, cottage cheese. Basically any white sauce or dressing other than gravy gets no play!

No judgement here my fellow grudenite. My wife calls me weird all the time with the thing I eat or refuse to eat. Gravy is a staple at our house as well but even then it's gotta be bacon or tenderloin based.

 

[UTKalum23]

soon

Indeed

 

[joevol33]

Homophobic?

Racist imo, he specifically mentioned “white”.

 

[OrangSunburst]

What the crap?

lol i figured most people would say that’s not weird. just try it next time i mean just a little bit to dip it in like you would fries. it won’t change you like when you first heard Gruden would one day coach the Vols but you will enjoy.

 

[joevol33]

No judgement here my fellow grudenite. My wife calls me weird all the time with the thing I eat or refuse to eat. Gravy is a staple at our house as well but even then it's gotta be bacon or tenderloin based.

Bacon gravy is my absolute favorite. I found a restaurant here in Georgia that makes theirs that way.

 

[OrangSunburst]

Funny I'm the same exact way with my fried okra...with ketchup. I like them crunchy too.

Yeah!! See Jake gets it!

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

yeah if it’s fried okra. i guess the okra not having much taste is why it’s good.

i’m not a lunatic that eats ketchup on everything. that just happens to be one nonstandard food i like it on.

Where you from man?

 

[joevol33]

lol i figured most people would say that’s not weird. just try it next time i mean just a little bit to dip it in like you would fries. it won’t change you like when you first heard Gruden would one day coach the Vols but you will enjoy.

I’m not judging, just never heard that. My wife eats mayo with her fries and any kind of beans.

 

[KB5252]

Homophobic?

I think I just hate honkeys.

 

[Switch 625]

Absolutely.

I may be the weird one but I don't touch ranch, mayo, sour cream, cottage cheese. Basically any white sauce or dressing other than gravy gets no play!

I'm the same way. Mayo is the devil. My only exceptions are gravy, sour cream and onion dip, alfredo sauce and queso.

 

[Volwark]

It will be like the party at the end of Return of the Jedi after the Empire was defeated. Celebration everywhere.

But then JJ Abrams shows up and is like "Hey guys the Empire wasn't really defeated we're calling it the New Order and here's your new coach Satterfield" LENS FLARE

 

[CPVOL]

I get on a Graham cracker and milk binge. Dip that cracker in the milk. It's addictive

 

[ncVOL1988]

Bacon gravy is my absolute favorite. I found a restaurant here in Georgia that makes theirs that way.

You sir have found a goldmine. Lucky for me I've converted my wife to bacon gravy. (Not really a fan of sausage gravy)

 

[Jake]

Yeah!! See Jake gets it!

If the okra is mushy, I like to mix it in with mashed potatos. It's like Tennessee gumbo. Lol

 

[joevol33]

I'm the same way. Mayo is the devil. My only exceptions are gravy, sour cream and onion dip, alfredo sauce and queso.

I eat mayo on a tomato sandwich, and that’s it. I know it’s in other stuff, just don’t mention it while I’m eating it!

 

[volgr]

I like some ketchup on mac and cheese.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I’m not judging, just never heard that. My wife eats mayo with her fries and any kind of beans.

I like aioli with fries.

 

[Jake]

I think I just hate honkeys.

That was the other guess. Lol

 

[KB5252]

I'm the same way. Mayo is the devil. My only exceptions are gravy, sour cream and onion dip, alfredo sauce and queso.

I'm on board with the queso, Alfredo is ok but I'm out on the rest!