Official Jon Gruden Thread XVII

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OK, I truly want to believe and all that, and forgive my ignorance, but has his son played football, and if so, where? Can you actually hope to coach if you never played the sport?

I'll hang up and listen.

Look, I don't know anything, and said as much. I'm just wanting some clarification ... punctuation and context explains things.
 

Volnation...if you are upset by the current state of our football program, I hear you. If you are sick and tired of being the butt of jokes from a national perspective, I hear you. If you have lost faith in the powers that be to return this once proud giant of College Football to relevance once again, I hear you. If you are sick and tired of having your hopes so high only to have them crash to the ground, I hear you. Yes, Volnation, I hear you. Well... the rest of the SEC will soon hear us! And it will be the sound of dreams being crushed and hopes being shattered as this Big Orange steam roller gets back on track! GO VOLS! GO BIG ORANGE! Now excuse me I have a check that needs depositing.
 
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OK, I truly want to believe and all that, and forgive my ignorance, but has his son played football, and if so, where? Can you actually hope to coach if you never played the sport?

I'll hang up and listen.

Look, I don't know anything, and said as much. I'm just wanting some clarification ... punctuation and context explains things.

You mean playing the skin flute in the band doesn’t qualify one for a head coaching job? Who knew
 
Volnation...if you are upset by the current state of our football program, I hear you. If you are sick and tired of being the butt of jokes from a national perspective, I hear you. If you have lost faith in the powers that be to return this once proud giant of College Football to relevance once again, I hear you. If you are sick and tired of having your hopes so high only to have them crash to the ground, I hear you. Yes, Volnation, I hear you. Well... the rest of the SEC will soon hear us! And it will be the sound of dreams being crushed and hopes being shattered as this Big Orange steam roller gets back on track! GO VOLS! GO BIG ORANGE! Now excuse me I have a check that needs depositing.

That was a little more response than I was shooting for but I'll take it.

Hell yeah! Gruden for gonna make the NCAA his beeeooooootch!
 
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Just knowing Gruden is in the volunteer state makes anything seem possible.


Edit: sorry for the spelling I heard Gruden was in town and started drinking heavily. May Gruden have mercy on my soul.
 
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OK, I truly want to believe and all that, and forgive my ignorance, but has his son played football, and if so, where? Can you actually hope to coach if you never played the sport?

I'll hang up and listen.

Look, I don't know anything, and said as much. I'm just wanting some clarification ... punctuation and context explains things.

I already responded to this lol however it is really easy to lose track of posts in this rapidly growing thread. Mike Leach never played football and is the coach of the #8 Team in the country.
 
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Also like wanting to coach isn't a big deal on the staff. Hire him as an assistant like Walt Wells was to Don Mahoney. Let him learn, hone his craft, and eventually he could be a great coach.
 

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