Official Jon Gruden Thread XVI

[give_him 6]

Maybe Butch Jones had this planned......has he been spoted?

Butch supposedly calling a 7:30am meeting tomorrow with his team. Uh-oh. Seems like something my boss would do. Little too early.

 

[tastycar]

Guys the powers to be would shut football down if Butch Jones as a head coach, even if that was the best we could do. The media is controlling you stop listening to them .

...at least the OGs aren't controlling me

 

[lilkhmerkid4u]

 

[angrypug]

Were not even talking about the best coach named Butch. How is this possible?

 

[BleedorangeinGA]

Butch Jones calls team meeting for 0730am tomorrow. He just called it, this on the heels of Rucker saying he is our front runner. Honestly guys, I can't get behind him.

 

[DWright39]

Ive been hopeful but skeptical. Id like to believe but at this point I think Dave Hart is just an idiot. I also dont think his stay at the University of Tennessee will be a very long one.

 

[AV_12]

Guys the powers to be would shut football down if Butch Jones as a head coach, even if that was the best we could do. The media is controlling you stop listening to them .

Lol get ready then....

 

[Stevorino]

Guys - we got Gruden. I just had an 'experience' - I'm not a very spiritual person, so hang with me on this.


20 minutes ago I decided I should have a cocktail.... I stared at the liquor cabinet for a good minute and didn't feel inspired.


Then - it happened.


I asked myself - 'What Would Grude Do?'

It came to me instantly- tequila shots in a Power-T shot glass!!!

I took down one... It was tasty and I was satisfied. Apparently WWGD works! So I asked again... And another shot was taken!

Three shots later I can tell you - it was a GREAT decision. It is easy to see why this man is a legend. Eventually WWGD decided tequila shots were boring - so now, 20 min later, I am on drink #4 - an original concoction I call ' Full Grude':

1.5 shots Stoli vodka
Top off glass with sprite
Add ORANGE Mio to taste


After this experience, I am 100% confident Jon Gruden will be the next coach of the University of Tennessee!!!!!!

 

[TheVolGuy]

Dyou get into the Bizkit at all?

I get into gravy and bizkits

 

[Gruuden]

My wife thinks I'm nuts.... I laugh at the posts and she looks at the post and...nothin..
You had to be there kind of thing

 

[esarmstrong]

Our fan base is so divided we can't even agree how big the state is. I blame Dooley. And public education. And the increase to 70mph speed limit on 40. And public water fluoridation.

All by the way are bama conspiracies.

... all of this is part of the Communist conspiracy to sap us of our precious bodily fluids.

 

[bcartervol98]

Here's my prediction:

Kirby Smart is hired by the weekend, chaos ensues.

Hart said that hiring a coach with previous head coaching experience is "critically important". Hart believes Tennessee is an attractive job but is also realistic about the issues the next head coach will inherit. He mentioned multiple times that he's looking for a strong leader, and past head coaching experience figures to be a requirement

Looking like Butch Jones, better than some worse than others. Solid hire if true, just barely above average but when I was expecting a below average hire I will take it.

 

[bigmac]

Dear Mr. Hart,

This is no longer funny! If you have a coach to announce please do so NOW! If not....stop playing games and just tell us what the heck is going on! If u have no clue....GTFO! Also...my liqueur bill, mental theorpy, and divorce lawyer will be on you....the bill is in the mail!

 

[Golden Girl]

Yea, you forgot he had to stop and piss and grab subway. back to 6 hours. just messing with you man, ease up.

From: Newport, TN
To: Memphis, TN
Time: 6 hours 26 minsDistance
438.0 mi
Route
I-40 W

 

[Volbrando]

Where have Boro and others in the know been today?

 

[angrypug]

Thats much worse than the "woo" that has been inserted into Rocky Top.

 

[joevol33]

I just got back from pizza hut and the guy who handed me our pizza was named jon?? A sign???

 

[orangeguy2]

dang, I came on here hoping to see a bunch of exclamation points and orange block ones and such. but nooooooo......I sad.

 

[Godfatha]

Dyou get into the Bizkit at all?

Used to. That and Deftones. I mostly listened to AIC though.

 

[tomq_123]

300 Baud.

Old school baby.

 

[Stevorino]

eace2:

Butch Jones calls team meeting for 0730am tomorrow. He just called it, this on the heels of Rucker saying he is our front runner. Honestly guys, I can't get behind him.

This is a s h I t hire - fire Dave hart immediately if true

 

[LotteryPick]

I'm not sure I can get behind Butch Jones, and of course, he's going to be the freaking hire.

 

[tastycar]

Looking like Butch Jones, better than some worse than others. Solid hire if true, just barely above average but when I was expecting a below average hire I will take it.

Butch Jones would have been a solid hire FOR KENTUCKY...not us

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

I highly recommend to not listen to the media..Yeah, I know..It's hard not to b/c they are at every turn and all sorts of info is being thrown out there..I'm just blocking it out right now..

Gruden is coming.:rock:

 

[captain chaos]

Gruden wants 400k per week to finish mnf....he announces after last game...oh yeah