Here's the tune...
Jim Croce - You Don't Mess Around With Jim - YouTube
Here's the new words....
You don't mess around with Nick
SCs got its Spurrier
Floridas got its Chump
Alabama Tide got Little Nick Saban
Kissin cousin to Forrest Gump
Yeah he short and dumb as a man can come
But hes smells like a country hoss
And when the Media hacks all get together to talk
you know they all call Little Nick boss
Just because
And they say
You dont tug on Supermans cape
You dont pile it on too thick
You dont pull the mask off the ol Lone Ranger
and you dont mess around with Nick
doot doot da dah dee dee deedee dee
Well, out of UTK come a football coach
He said Im lookin for a man named Nick
I aint nobodys pawn
And my name is Jon
but youall can call me Slick
Yeah, Im lookin for the bama Midget Boy
Hes got everything out of whack
Hes hurt the pride of UT
And that aint no good to me
And I here to get it back
And everybody say Jack!
Dontcha know
You dont tug on Supermans cape
You dont pile it on too thick
You dont pull the mask off the ol Lone Ranger
and you dont mess around with Nick
doot doot da dah dee dee deedee dee
Well, a hush fell over the conference room
Cause Little Nicky thought he was bringing the heat.
And when the cussing was done
the only part that wasnt smoking
was the soles of the little mans feet
Yeah he was burnt in bout a hundred places
and he was b. slapped in a couple more
And you better believe they sung a different kind of story
when Little Nick hit the floor
Uhhhhh-uh Huhhhh
And they say
You dont tug on Supermans cape
You dont pile it on too thick
You dont pull the mask off the ol Lone Ranger
and you dont mess around with Slick
doot doot da dah dee dee deedee dee