Official Jon Gruden Thread XVI

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#3,001
#3,001
It took me 10min to finally get back in here im afraid to hit refresh of seeing that damn error message instead of a pro gruden comment!!!!


Sticky Banana's! :peace2:
 
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#3,005
#3,005
I made it back in! Boom!

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#3,006
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Sheezy said:
Booooooooooooooooooom
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Of course neither of these guarantees came to fruition, and now the Vols fan base, with enough egg on their face to make the world’s largest orange omelet, isn’t even all that fun to lambast anymore. They’re like the bad joke that “the loud guy” tells at the bar: it builds and builds with intensity as the crowd’s anticipation slowly turns to impatience, and when finally the payoff seems inevitable, even after a few lies to dress it up a little, the punch line completely misses the mark. It’s sad, really; like the feeling of driving to Chick-fil-A on a hungover Sunday morning, only to end up settling for something far less delicious. Metaphors almost don’t do the situation justice—not only did they think an ex-NFL coach with the cushiest job in all of broadcasting may want to coach in Knoxville, but they were legitimately convinced it was happening

this your doing?
 
#3,007
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VolLee said:
Do you think this is all we'll hear from him tonight?
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Some are saying midnight when their stories are published on the TFP site....who knows though.

I've just known all along if there was any truth to these rumors, this guy would be bringing it to us eventually.
 
#3,009
#3,009
Jake said:
Advice: you're young and naive. Always wanting to be the center of attention. You can't believe how annoying that is to so many people...and how toxic it is to any conversation. For you to simply wedge yourself into a thread because you think you're flamboyant or knowledgable is a joke to all of us. I'm sorry buddy, but its the truth. If I had a pm to send you, I wouldn't call you out in public...because its not my style and I'm trying to do this with as much class as possible. But you make it difficult.
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I liked it already. + 10000 more. Try ignore = awesome.
 
#3,010
#3,010
more babyvol from TOS (SIAP)

Posted: Today 10:50 PM
Re: Hmmm a coincidence Grider was at TN same time as Gruden
All I'll say is it was a legality issue. Haven't got confirmation on day or time for presser but my best guess would be tomorrow or Friday. My history not as good on dates lol


Posted: Today 10:57 PM
Re: Hmmm a coincidence Grider was at TN same time as Gruden
Bhmvolfan....not my style but I'll bet you season tickets that Gruden is named our head coach....you on???
 
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#3,011
#3,011
Ok. I am not able to find info. Can anyone in here brief me on where we stand as a new coach ? Please give me the boards thoughts. Please
 
#3,012
#3,012
Been unable to get on for about 20 minutes...I swear I started getting the shakes from withdrawal. This site is like dip+ caffeine +freebase heroin.
 
#3,014
#3,014
Well boys, the situation has come to a head. There are now officially only two possible ways this thing ends.

Behind door #1 is the savior of UT football Mr. Jon Frigin' Gruden

Behind door #2 is the most disastrous, embarrassing, devastating, pathetic, and ruinous coaching search in the history of college football

Hold on to your nut sacks. It could get bumpy from here on out!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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#3,015
#3,015
I believe Hart is in full control of the delay..This board is going nuts with what is happening and most of volnation..I believe he has who he wants..He is using the delay to create an effect...tension, pressure, and change from within the University of Tennessee..Doubt that Cheek, BOT or whoever stands in his way has a CLUE about what is going on..The guy has some BIIGUNS for sure. He has helped many coaches get raises/extended contracts and they have help him get some things done also..jmo
Hart is a man among boys..
 
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#3,017
#3,017
Here's the tune...
Jim Croce - You Don't Mess Around With Jim - YouTube


Here's the new words....



You don't mess around with Nick

SC’s got it’s Spurrier
Florida’s got it’s Chump
Alabama Tide got Little Nick Saban
Kissin’ cousin to Forrest Gump

Yeah he short and dumb as a man can come
But he’s smells like a country hoss
And when the Media hacks all get together to talk
you know they all call Little Nick “boss”

Just because

And they say
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t pile it on too thick
You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger
and you don’t mess around with Nick

doot doot da dah dee dee deedee dee

Well, out of UTK come a football coach
He said “I’m lookin’ for a man named Nick
I ain’t nobody’s pawn
And my name is Jon
but you’all can call me Slick”

“Yeah, I’m lookin’ for the bama Midget Boy
He’s got everything out of whack
He’s hurt the pride of UT
And that ain’t no good to me
And I here to get it back”

And everybody say “Jack!”

Dontcha know
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t pile it on too thick
You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger
and you don’t mess around with Nick

doot doot da dah dee dee deedee dee

Well, a hush fell over the conference room
Cause Little Nicky thought he was bringing the heat.
And when the cussing was done
the only part that wasn’t smoking
was the soles of the little man’s feet

Yeah he was burnt in ‘bout a hundred places
and he was b. slapped in a couple more
And you better believe they sung a different kind of story
when Little Nick hit the floor

Uhhhhh-uh Huhhhh

And they say
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t pile it on too thick
You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger
and you don’t mess around with Slick

doot doot da dah dee dee deedee dee
 
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VolMaster14 said:
You look in the mirror when you say that? You were throwing around Grumors as much as anyone else. Only difference is they stuck to their story while you flipped for the thousandth time! Jake I love ya dude but screw the class, this guy is a clown and deserves all the bashing he gets. Although I'm sure he enjoys every second of it.
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I just try to be nice to everyone, but don't let me hold you back VM! By all means....I don't see anyone that's going to stick up for him. He reminds me of Urkel.
 
#3,021
#3,021
Bill Belichick has just been seen with Dave Hart at McGhee Tyson Airport.

Hold on to your horses guys!!! We are back!
 
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babyavi said:
Of course neither of these guarantees came to fruition, and now the Vols fan base, with enough egg on their face to make the world’s largest orange omelet, isn’t even all that fun to lambast anymore. They’re like the bad joke that “the loud guy” tells at the bar: it builds and builds with intensity as the crowd’s anticipation slowly turns to impatience, and when finally the payoff seems inevitable, even after a few lies to dress it up a little, the punch line completely misses the mark. It’s sad, really; like the feeling of driving to Chick-fil-A on a hungover Sunday morning, only to end up settling for something far less delicious. Metaphors almost don’t do the situation justice—not only did they think an ex-NFL coach with the cushiest job in all of broadcasting may want to coach in Knoxville, but they were legitimately convinced it was happening

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"Vols fan base, with enough egg on their face"; so if you are not a Vol fan, then what are you? If you are a Vol fan, change the "their" to "our."
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