Official Jon Gruden Thread XVI

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Many you know how much I wanted strong. He was barely behind gruden on my wish list. While today was a tough day for me i still firmly believe in tennessee and that has nothing to do with jon gruden.

I have believed in this thread nearly completely up until last friday but today has done nothing but prove that gruden is a distant memory to our powers that be. The only chance this has of playing out with gruden is if the boosters cut the legs out from under hart AND cheek. There is no chance today was part of any smokescreen and anybody that believes that is foolish. If gruden is to be our coach hart/cheek must be overthrown by our boosters. That won't happen IMO but that's the only way today is the positive day many of you suggest.[/

BAMA got Sabin that way. Boosters saved tha day! Trust me I live in this crap state of crimson and white!! GBO fire Hart/Cheek get the Grude and dominate.!!
 
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Wait... Does this mean VolReporter has a good source? Who is smoke screening us orange bleeding fans? Hart or Gruden

I have been keeping up for a while. This means Gruden accepted the job weeks or months ago. He had to be waiting on a December 5th check.
 
Nope. Continue with this madness.

Advice: you're young and naive. Always wanting to be the center of attention. You can't believe how annoying that is to so many people...and how toxic it is to any conversation. For you to simply wedge yourself into a thread because you think you're flamboyant or knowledgable is a joke to all of us. I'm sorry buddy, but its the truth. If I had a pm to send you, I wouldn't call you out in public...because its not my style and I'm trying to do this with as much class as possible. But you make it difficult.
 
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Just ignore "the one who will not be named". He's just on here to antagonize people and get this type of knee jerk reaction, nothing more, nothing less. He'll back track when you go after him, then start again. It's really awful.

So, just ignore him...I did. Best decision I ever made. Changed my life.

Ok you just confirmed you are not older than 18. You obviously have never had sex.
 
I follow the writer from the TFP that covers UTC basketball and he just tweeted "for all those that get the paper delivered you may want to set your alarm to get up a little earlier tomorrow... As a one time Mocs WR once said get yo popcorn ready" (TO)
 
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Saban watch out
Saban’s about to cry
Saban better not punt
I'm telling you why
Gruden Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Assistant Coaches galore, it’s gonna be nice
Gruden Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're scheming
He knows that you’re a fake
He knows that you’ve recruited good
But that’s over for goodness sake!
O! Saban better watch out!
Saban about to cry
Saban better not punt
I'm telling you why
Gruden Santa Claus is coming to town
Gruden Claus is coming to town
 
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Grudolph the big orange reindeer,
Had a very shiny ring,
And if you ever saw it,
You could even say it's bling,

All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and say NO WAY,
They never thought ole' Grudolph,
Would be wearing orange one day

Now all the reindeer hate him,
Getting trampled by UT,
Grudolph the big orange reindeer,
You'll go down in HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done,sir!:good!:
 
Many you know how much I wanted strong. He was barely behind gruden on my wish list. While today was a tough day for me i still firmly believe in tennessee and that has nothing to do with jon gruden.

I have believed in this thread nearly completely up until last friday but today has done nothing but prove that gruden is a distant memory to our powers that be. The only chance this has of playing out with gruden is if the boosters cut the legs out from under hart AND cheek. There is no chance today was part of any smokescreen and anybody that believes that is foolish. If gruden is to be our coach hart/cheek must be overthrown by our boosters. That won't happen IMO but that's the only way today is the positive day many of you suggest.
By all reports of the money we said we offered Strong that my friend was foolish that told me all I needed to hear.
 
There is debate on whether the Grider news is it or more coming. Someone posted the website is updated at 0000 and the myth began.

Full Grude.

To be honest, the one from last Friday was posted some time after midnight.
 
It's times like these where you just have to take a step back and look at the situation to fully realize what's happening.

So, to end this debate once and for all:

A clear line was drawn a long time ago. Neither side wants to waiver an inch in their stance, and both sides view the folks on the other as morons.

Arguments have arisen, insults have been hurled, and ultimately - both camps believe 100% in their heart that their way is the right way. At this point, nothing can change that...However, there must be some sort of compromise

Here's what I propose:

Side 1.) Still says GOOD OLE ROCKY TOP...
Side 2.) GOOD OLE ROCKY TOP.....GRUUUUUUU!!!!

In concession for side 2 changing their lyrics, side 1 will no longer begrudge them.

Sound fair? :D
 
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We enter the scene, in the middle of a dog fight...

Blackburn: He's firing!

Hart banks the plane to the right in an evasive maneuver, but the rounds penetrate the plane.

Hart: I'm hit, I'm hit! It's in the right engine. I'm shutting it down.

UTAD Plane is damaged, one engine out, there are bogeys everywhere. Legit reporters, pay site contacts, a strangely enough Petrino are all targeting the plane. Black smoke billows out from the engine so thick you can't easily make out where the plane is.

Hart is doing everything he can to keep them off his tail, but the task is not easy with one engine down. Every so often the bogeys get off a few shots that luckily hit the same damaged engine.

Cut to Gruden's jet, moments after being launched at Alert Five and going supersonic toward the fight, he banks away.

Meanwhile, on board the USS Tennessee Booster -- one of the world's most advanced aircraft carriers.

Peyton, manning radar/comms: Goddang it. Gruden's disengaging.

Haslam: I knew it. Sh!t! (Puffs on cigar.)

The scene cuts back to Gruden's cockpit...

Zook, Gruden's RIO: Get in there, come on.

Zook: What the hell are you doing?

Zook: Hart won't last down there alone...

Gruden, to himself: Talk to me, Al.

Zook: Gruden!

/dramatic pause/

Gruden clutches Al Davis' dog tags, then drastically cuts the jet back toward the fight.

Peyton: Gruden's re-engaging, sir!

Haslam: (Puffs on cigar.)

To be continued...

Sorry, I just really wanted to share this again.

:shaking2:
 
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Nice to see Coasty at 116% or more.

Lovin all the Gruden gifs that kept up warm at night.

Wish Goat and a couple of others had not given up so soon.

Thats ok we still love them.


Bcarter and Bruinn, sorry to hear your world is turned up side down after the shananagins.

Look on the bright side....!!!!

We will all meet in Knoxville in force next year.

One more thing....


Tell the SEC Grudens coming....

Tell them UT is coming....

Tell'em were coming
 
I follow the writer from the TFP that covers UTC basketball and he just tweeted "for all those that get the paper delivered you may want to set your alarm to get up a little earlier tomorrow... As a one time Mocs WR once said get yo popcorn ready" (TO)

Nice, about what time we talking about? Still 12 as said before?
 
Advice: you're young and naive. Always wanting to be the center of attention. You can't believe how annoying that is to so many people...and how toxic it is to any conversation. For you to simply wedge yourself into a thread because you think you're flamboyant or knowledgable is a joke to all of us. I'm sorry buddy, but its the truth. If I had a pm to send you, I wouldn't call you out in public...because its not my style and I'm trying to do this with as much class as possible. But you make it difficult.

Toxic is when Gruden's agent calls Vol fans that I get included in as living in a "fantasy world", thanks Grudenites. You scared away Gruden, and forced his agent to say something to burn the bridge.
 
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