Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVIII

[SmokinBob]

I don't know anything.

:thumbsup:

 

[volgr]

Maybe we are waiting on the co-hero in our story to emerge and get Gruden off the toilet...

 

[Kid Deezy]

Ohh no, I don’t please someone else today.


That’s why this thread has lost its fun everyone wants to be the damn police

No policing here. You're free to post all the mindless nonsense that you do and I'm free to post how it's gotten old to see it every 3 posts. :good!:

 

[UTSuave’]

With les out there is just no ****ing way he settles for a coordinator as a head coach!

 

[SN-A-C Orange]

Does anybody have a legit PV decoder ring?

Mine must be broken. I have translated 3 times and keep getting the phrase, " it's Grude news!"

 

[WildTurkey]

Those guys are GREAT coordinators no doubt...BUT we should be aiming higher is my point.

If Petersen, Patterson, Gundy, and Leach all said no, then they did aim higher. Kiffin is the only one I would say wasn't contacted who probably should have been.

Now of course there's the question of what was or was not discussed/offered regarding Gruden. I do find it very odd that if he was indeed contacted, why no formal rejection or no thanks?

 

[Vol-in-Bham]

Dudley just driving up his post count for the next post with the analytics of who has the most posts in Gruden threads

just...like...me

 

[Leximax]

Does anybody have a legit PV decoder ring?

I’m usually lost with these but I’m gonna go out on a limb as say it means gruden needs to 💩 or get off the 🚽

 

[VolInNorthCack]

Time to sh*t or get off the pot?

 

[GrudenVol5th]

So Behr is still MIA....smh

 

[John Vol Jones]

Does anybody have a legit PV decoder ring?

Unless one of the coaches is a big fan of Ovaltine, don’t think it would be of much use.

 

[C-town Vol]

Guys, it’s Gruden. I’m not going to connect all the dots. I will simply say it like this.

It’s more fun to believe in unicorns than to wallow in the thoughts of Steele, Tucker and Pruitt. It’s starting to feel like we have one more day in Neverland and I’m gonna enjoy it...

 

[309VFL]

Well the fun police showed up today and I can only post what I can post.


Sorry to no longer provide pivotal insights for your eyes to feast upon.

No need for apologies...hopefully my comment to put me in the "fun police" category....I'm ready for this to be over with...im tired..and fed up...and then every now and then i have to decide if im hallucinating or if you really are having a conversation about " flip flap flop flup panackes and trex make for a lovely sunday with peanut butter sidewalks.."
continue as you were

 

[Halph66]

Fulmer, Manning, Gruden, Gruden's agent, and others are sitting in a room logged into VolNation laughing uncontrollably. Should we wait a little longer, or should be keep them going crazy.

 

[UTSuave’]

Guys, it’s Gruden. I’m not going to connect all the dots. I will simply say it like this.

It’s more fun to believe in unicorns than to wallow in the thoughts of Steele, Tucker and Pruitt. It’s starting to feel like we have one more day in Neverland and I’m gonna enjoy it...

Who's this guy🤔 I like him👍🏽 Post more often

 

[98utvols]

Clever, after some investigation.

Enjoy your day as will I. About to start on the Woodford reserve so I bid farewell from Dublin.

 

[CoachClick]

Guys, it’s Gruden. I’m not going to connect all the dots. I will simply say it like this.

It’s more fun to believe in unicorns than to wallow in the thoughts of Steele, Tucker and Pruitt. It’s starting to feel like we have one more day in Neverland and I’m gonna enjoy it...

My enjoyment factor has turned into a labor of love.

I just want it over

 

[Chatt Vol]

Fulmer, Manning, Gruden, Gruden's agent, and others are sitting in a room logged into VolNation laughing uncontrollably. Should we wait a little longer, or should be keep them going crazy.

Probably

 

[rockyhdr]

McGriddles are fine.

McRibs are not.

Combining the two is unnatural.

Worse than the McCasserole.

My buddy told me last week that Mcribbs were made with pig rectums

 

[Chatt Vol]

My buddy told me last week that Mcribbs were made with pig rectums

McRectum

 

[SmokinBob]

.

 

[Dtj64]

Friendsville as in right past Maryville??

Yep

 

[CoachClick]

My buddy told me last week that Mcribbs were made with pig rectums

Well mark me down as a lover of pig butts then

 

[C-town Vol]

My enjoyment factor has turned into a labor of love.

I just want it over

Man the reVOLution last week was the most fun I’ve had as a Vol fan in well over a decade. This has been a blast! Don’t wish your days away...live in the moment. We will have time for lamentation at the presser. Today, it’s Gruden!

 

[BogeyVol]

Wow. Even sports talk radio here in Birmingham talking about how terrible the names being floated are now. So do we seriously think with Miles still out there we will be hiring a coordinator or a Chad Morris to run a program in this much disarray?

I may be wrong, but I don't. So for this reason (and UTPauls gifs) I still believe #1 Gruden with fallback to #2 Miles... Others are just gauging interest in coordinator positions.