Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVIII

[Moxie]

The suspense is terrible.

GRUDEN TIL IT AIN’T. GRUDEN TO THE HILL.

 

[Dtj64]

Still no coach... Evidently we are interviewing some Middle School standouts who show promise.

Our coach here at friendsville elementary has told me he is staying put. No team meeting scheduled

 

[UTSuave’]

This is about gruden for sure

 

[Ez_Vol]

So looks like based on polls out of the likely hires it goes:


1. Venables
2. Tucker
3. Morris
4. Steele

We'll be competing with Missouri, South Carolina, and Kentucky for the foreseeable future.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Waiting for Gruden......

 

[98utvols]

At least I work nights and don't try and throw shade at people willing to take my side for no reason...

It was a joke btw. Piss off!

 

[Volsurance]

ukeb:

I love the McGriddles but this reminds me of that ole dead mule burger they used to serve called McRib.

 

[iamadoc]

Any news?

The injured player in the MNF game you made me watch last night is moving his legs a bit.

 

[BogeyVol]

Our coach here at friendsville elementary has told me he is staying put. No team meeting scheduled

If his record is 4-4 or better, he's got some leverage for a good offer.

 

[CladInOrange]

We'll be competing with Missouri, South Carolina, and Kentucky for the foreseeable future.

Baby steps I suppose.

 

[MtnVol]

We'll be competing with Missouri, South Carolina, and Kentucky for the foreseeable future.

Yep...With any of those we show we are happy being average in the SEC.

 

[Hawkpilot]

Sorry Hawk, my memory isn't what it used to be, but the acronym for Post Shiano Stress Disorder is pretty funny too : PSSD as in P*SS*D

Lol no worries

 

[Dudleys87]

ukeb:

So that doesent tickle your taste?


What about a pizza crunch supreme?


What’s that you ask?


A crunch wrap supreme made to order housed inside of count them 2 personal pizzas....


Only at Taco Bell/Pizza Hut locations

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

How many of those would be in play at Alabama? Auburn? A&M? UF?

The answer is probably ZERO!!

2 of the DCs are in the playoffs. The 3rd DC barely missed the playoff and works for Auburn. Lol

Morris was the OC for Clemson.

 

[Kid Deezy]

If you dig a hole fill it with gas it’ll burn overnight completely under control.


Why, the walls act like a fire suit and the fire won’t go past it.

You're exhausting.

 

[Hawkpilot]

Tick tock tick tock

 

[ButchPlz]

I love the McGriddles but this reminds me of that ole dead mule burger they used to serve called McRib.

McGriddles are fine.

McRibs are not.

Combining the two is unnatural.

Worse than the McCasserole.

 

[AllVols21]

This is about gruden for sure

what is it? no pic or gif is showing for me.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

It was a joke btw. Piss off!

Calm down. I'm not trying to upset anyone friend.

 

[Hawkpilot]

Thank you for being black and white with it

 

[UTSuave’]

what is it? no pic or gif is showing for me.

Another breaking bad gif

 

[ButchPlz]

So that doesent tickle your taste?


What about a pizza crunch supreme?


What’s that you ask?


A crunch wrap supreme made to order housed inside of count them 2 personal pizzas....


Only at Taco Bell/Pizza Hut locations

This one sounds fine.

 

[MtnVol]

2 of the DCs are in the playoffs. The 3rd DC barely missed the plaoff.

Morris was the OC for Clemson.

Those guys are GREAT coordinators no doubt...BUT we should be aiming higher is my point.

 

[Dudleys87]

You're exhausting.

Ohh no, I don’t please someone else today.


That’s why this thread has lost its fun everyone wants to be the damn police

 

[98utvols]

At least I work nights and don't try and throw shade at people willing to take my side for no reason...

Double negative.