Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVIII

[andywilson001]

no way he announces anything or wears a tie or anything. I dont believe those dudes even get to pick out what they wear on tv. seems like a lot of people are getting worked up because its been a few days and we havent heard anything, and people are whispering like "Gruden....go crazy....you know you want to....go ahead....Gruden"

I don't think we're looking for him to be wearing an orange tie or announce anything related to the Tennessee job...

I think they are suggesting that this may be his last night hosting MNF.. In which case, he would announce that tonight.

This is not something ESPN would hype up. It would just be an announcement, probably towards the end of the game, that he is leaving the program to "pursue other opportunities" or something like that.

 

[CS_VFL_7]

Ewww,I like that with a full suit and a Tommy gun with a cigar in his mouth telling saban to reach for "the sky sonny"

(In a New Yorker mafia voice) haha

:lolabove:

hahaha yes yes yes!

I love it :good!:

(edit)
pop off a few rounds and tell 'em "keep the change ya filthy animals, Gruden out!" eace2:

 

[Squints]

Feels like I strolled into a bath salt convention. I can't leave y'all alone for more than an hour.....

 

[VolInNorthCack]

I'm having postage stamps and absinthe. He's coming through the screen tonight!

I dig it, but I'm out of stamps. Gonna stick to Jager.

 

[Wild @s a Mink]

Holy cow, back! Ireland? Need someone to help you? Bring you coffee? Do your hair? I’m small and can fit in a piece of luggage. You’ll never know I’m there. 😊

I could have used you! I taught Irish dance for 18 years. It was a great job and loads of travel. It was a lot of fun. Ireland is my happy place.

 

[volfanatic74]

Wow! I run to town for less than an hour and I'm close to 10 pages behind. Y'all gonna hafta slow this mfer down or give a brotha some answers.

 

[RagingOrange]

I just saw a secret signal on MNF pre-game. They showed BB8, the -- orange and white -- robot from Star Wars. This is a thing. This is real. It is on.

Welcome back

 

[VolPenn]

Feels like I strolled into a bath salt convention. I can't leave y'all alone for more than an hour.....

Knuck started it...

 

[DougVol]

We don't need another not coming to Knoxville also. It's not great for brand. Just saying. "The brand " hmmmm

 

[Moxie]

Conversation between me and Mr. Moxie over dinner tonight.

Me: So we should probably watch MNF tonight. See if any Gruden shenanigans happen.
Him: Okay. What time does it start?
Me: 8:30
Him: What channel?
Me: ESPN.
Him. Okay.
Him: Wait.
Him: We might have a problem. I canceled DirectTV.
Me: AUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[FacelessArya]

Love me some Statler and Waldorf!!

Hit the right level of drunk and hit up YouTube for S & W videos and you'll laugh until you end up on the floor.

Lol. I can’t watch them without thinking of the two Jim’s. One more thing them stinky Haslam’s ruined. Grrr.

 

[Sstterry]

Santa of course

Boom! :lolabove:

 

[otis72]

dont know how it will work but will know something..

 

[VFL-82-JP]

Welcome back

:hi:

 

[crparker21]

 

[FacelessArya]

I could have used you! I taught Irish dance for 18 years. It was a great job and loads of travel. It was a lot of fun. Ireland is my happy place.

That sounds amazing, Mink. Wow. I’m so jelly.

 

[VolGlim]

Conversation between me and Mr. Moxie over dinner tonight.

Me: So we should probably watch MNF tonight. See if any Gruden shenanigans happen.
Him: Okay. What time does it start?
Me: 8:30
Him: What channel?
Me: ESPN.
Him. Okay.
Him: Wait.
Him: We might have a problem. I canceled DirectTV.
Me: AUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NFL Streams

:rock:

 

[Lulu]

I'm texting with UTVolinExile. He requested I pass on the following:
"Lulu ... I'm not lurking, I literally cannot post."

He also reports (in my words) ...

he has passed out of purgatory, in the wrong direction. We suspect that Putin's minions have co-opted his 'puter.
We thought it might be Kim Jong Un, but he likes basketball not football and Putin is more competent when it comes to co-opting your interwebz.

He is working with Freak, but is having issues with even receiving emails from Freak.

But can he read our posts? That's what I meant by "lurking". He can read what's posted, but can't comment from his end?

 

[Volsorta]

Both and DVR'ing it so I can watch that special moment over and over and over. 😁

Yeah it'll hit 8:30 then cue the trolls in 3...2....1....

 

[RagingOrange]

Just saw Jon in a GMC commercial, talking about "not making this easy". It was a message to us. He's toying with our feels.

My dad said the same thing!!!

Also looked at me today on the job, talkimg about something unrelated, and said "soon my son, soon"

My dad never says soon. Not like we do.

Soon.

 

[Dtj64]

I got a 24 pack as well. Coors Light.[/QUOTE
Oh ya smooth beer, almost to smooth. Visited Colorado a few times. Drank me some bullets

 

[Wild @s a Mink]

NO PANTS!!!!!!

I’m smelling what you’re stepping in, picking up what you’re dropping, I’m tracking. Wooooooo!

 

[CNCVol88]

True but ESPN hates us more.

Than they like money?

Well as much as they've been bleeding it peddling political narratives you might be on to something. 🤔🤔🤔

 

[otis72]

gruden tread i belive until he says no..

 

[GhostVol]

Lol. I can’t watch them without thinking of the two Jim’s. One more thing them stinky Haslam’s ruined. Grrr.

That's a shame.... Statler & Waldorf may be one of the best things I remember from my childhood & watching The Muppets.....

good times......