Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVII

[GBO25]

if the HoH has been sufficiently neutered as the coup suggests, it'll be about as meaningful as someone flipping you off in traffic. it won't matter if you (we) don't let it.

Down with HoH! Gruden to the hill!!

 

[Sstterry]

Peep THAT 👀👀👀👀👀
Fun time to BELIEVE!!!

N145PJ ✈ FlightAware

It's silly, til it ain't.
It's Gruden, til IT AIN'T!

Please stop! Gruden is in Cincinnati!

 

[HUD2000]

Good point. In fact, the IV fluids would probably be clear liquor

It is why I consider him my special guy. Whether he wants the title or night.

 

[crparker21]

I really don't think we can still blow them up. We're going to have to ride with Fulmers pick. He loves this place, he'll make the right hire.

There is no hurt in congratulating him and suggesting.

 

[preacherwebb]

Peep THAT 👀👀👀👀👀
Fun time to BELIEVE!!!

N145PJ ✈ FlightAware

It's silly, til it ain't.
It's Gruden, til IT AIN'T!

wonder why the extra stop in florida before tampa?

 

[knucklehead_vol]

David Shaw has about a .0000001 percent chance at becoming Tennessee's coach.

Seems a little high.

 

[jabanny]

For those hung over there is a product called Liquid IV that I hears works wonders. I think it can be bought at most drugstores. I’m pretty I was the only sober one on last night! Someone had to keep all the pot needles out

 

[Sstterry]

David Shaw has about a .0000001 percent chance at becoming Tennessee's coach.

Hmmm with those odds, would you take my $1 bet on that?

 

[GBO25]

Please stop! Gruden is in Cincinnati!

Plane tracking again?? Oh LAWDY!!

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Open it. Lol

Lol I meant it's not opening when I click on it.

 

[ttocswob]

47 - and still holding out for Gruden - on a Sunday afternoon. Soon!

 

[VFL-82-JP]

There is an old remedy held in the most secret tomes of the USMC Lance Corporal Undrground which has previously never been uttered above a whisper. I share it with you due to your sheer awesomeness and entertainment value during the night shift last night (which I believe you kicked off with 2 Live Crew lyrics-effing strong work ma’am):

Find the nearest corpsman for IV drip (rehydration), immediately take three shots of the most gutter @ss tequila you can find (retoxification), and partake in an eight mile run while calling cadence and getting screamed at by a pissed off Sgt until you toss the previous night’s sins on the ground via low altitude low opening gut purge.

You’re welcome Faceless and I have to give TennGirl a special shoutout for not letting the issue drop until she knew you were home safe and sound. We gotz good folks in this thread.

This is one of the most awesomest posts we're likely to see this weekend that doesn't involve the names Fulmer or Gruden.

Semper Fi, brother, from a (lots) older, surely more handsome but undoubtedly much less fit Army old-timer. :salute:

 

[volundeer]

My favorite kind.

Mine too!

 

[EZE]

David Shaw has about a .0000001 percent chance at becoming Tennessee's coach.

Would be a Grade A+ hire, though, if he was available.

 

[tastycar]

I've got it.

Side by side businesses. Hangover Hell, that is Ape's business. It is where people go to get flattened.

Right next door is Hangover Heaven. It's there for recovery. Then when people feel back to normal, they walk right back to Ape's place...circle of intoxication.

 

[crparker21]

Seems a little high.

I'm just happy our choice is back in play!

 

[crparker21]

Would be a Grade A+ hire, though, if he was available.

I'm not arguing that, but I don't believe he is available.

 

[Jake]

Quote:
First, there have been a number of people who have been incredibly critical of information I’ve brought to this board. I respect the fact that you have no obligation to believe me or find me credible. My hope is that you have followed some of the information I’ve shared in recent weeks and realized it was both accurate and well in advance of anything the media has reported. I am not of consequence, however, I know people who are.

With that, Gruden is back in play. Hopefully the damage done last weekend is not irreparable. Regardless, this is a huge weekend. It’s whale hunting season and we are pulling out the entire fleet to land the fabled white whale.



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guys, show support for both Director Fulmer and pursuit of Gruden.

pfulmer@tennessee.edu

I just wrote Director Fulmer.

 

[VolNExile]

Um, Morning all

LMAO

glad you survived

 

[SaEve81]

Please stop! Gruden is in Cincinnati!

You must have a damn CRYSTAL BALL, Ssssssssterry!
I stand corrected. I'll be looking to you for such whereabouts of Jon Gruden in the future, sir. Many thanks 😉

 

[OldTimer]

David Shaw has about a .0000001 percent chance at becoming Tennessee's coach.

and thats high IMO

 

[apevol]

And I actually believe you.

Can I ghostwrite your life story?

I'm waiting for some people to die first.

 

[VFLnSFD]

I just wrote Director Fulmer.

I wrote him this morning.

 

[preacherwebb]

I really don't think we can still blow them up. We're going to have to ride with Fulmers pick. He loves this place, he'll make the right hire.

we don't need to blow them up. we are not protesting. no outrage need be expressed.


just support and suggest.
congratulate, thank, and suggest.

big difference.

pfulmer@tennessee.edu

 

[BogeyVol]

Morning all! I'm with my son at a robotics competition down at Auburn. Town's dead for some reason...

Just finished reading all of last night's shenanigans. Hate that I missed most of it. I feel hungover from it and I didn't even drink anything!

Feeling at ease for the first time in a while. Good to have CPF back in charge. As somebody said, would be a fantastic exclamation point to this fiasco for him to seal the deal.

Gruden til it ain't!!