Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVII

[Volsfan458]

Ape would destroy the business. He would hire the wrong people, and would actually make the people take Jager shots while getting IV'd. Complete disaster.

Good point. In fact, the IV fluids would probably be clear liquor

 

[Wild @s a Mink]

Got there on Thursday, race was on Sunday. Not the best thought out plan.

Yeah....first time to KW?

 

[BearCat204]

Hacks don’t earn these.

Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet

Love

 

[SaEve81]

N145pj

Peep THAT 👀👀👀👀👀
Fun time to BELIEVE!!!

http://flightaware.com/live/flight/N145PJ

It's silly, til it ain't.
It's Gruden, til IT AIN'T!

 

[BAJAvol]

N145pj

It left before yesterday's presser

 

[Sstterry]

e take Jager shots while getting IV'd. Complete disaster.

Darn, I must be doing it wrong!

 

[tastycar]

Good point. In fact, the IV fluids would probably be clear liquor

Yup yup, so true.

 

[RagingOrange]

Went to bed last night in the old Gruden thread. Quote feature was gone an I thought major news was happening so I was reading like a mad man trying to get to the end... only to see the thread closed. 😒

As far as Tee is concerned, I think those who wanted him pre Fulmer were looking to him to stabilize the program. With Fulmer at the helm, him as HC isn’t needed. I’d love to have him as OC/Asst HC. Honestly, Gruden is the only choice that makes sense. He fits what we need.

Preach Rev

 

[apevol]

Ape would destroy the business. He would hire the wrong people, and would actually make the people take Jager shots while getting IV'd. Complete disaster.

If having a good time is what you call ruined...

Whatever, man.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

So what's the thought on the Haslams giving a big FU back at VolNation and opposing booster's?? Ya know it's gonna happen, right?

Yeah, that's a shoe that could yet drop.

I think the university is probably getting themselves well-placed to absorb it. They definitely should be.

 

[FacelessArya]

#moreSteam #SOON!

Oh yeah and really crushed by PM alignment with Haslam. I didn't want it to be true but it seems like every source is reporting it.

Yeah. I know where he can stick his Omaha’s and chicken parm sandwiches.

 

[GBO25]

N145pj

Is this one of those "cryptic" messages that you want us to decode??

 

[preacherwebb]

So what's the thought on the Haslams giving a big FU back at VolNation and opposing booster's?? Ya know it's gonna happen, right?

if the HoH has been sufficiently neutered as the coup suggests, it'll be about as meaningful as someone flipping you off in traffic. it won't matter if you (we) don't let it.

 

[apevol]

Good point. In fact, the IV fluids would probably be clear liquor

Actually done that.

 

[Rechoryan]

N145pj

Hmm first post ever and account made 4 years ago....

 

[newyorkvol]

Yeah....first time to KW?

It was. Fun place. Nice flat race.

 

[HUD2000]

Yeah and pepto. Wicked bad tummy this morning

There is an old remedy held in the most secret tomes of the USMC Lance Corporal Undrground which has previously never been uttered above a whisper. I share it with you due to your sheer awesomeness and entertainment value during the night shift last night (which I believe you kicked off with 2 Live Crew lyrics-effing strong work ma’am):

Find the nearest corpsman for IV drip (rehydration), immediately take three shots of the most gutter @ss tequila you can find (retoxification), and partake in an eight mile run while calling cadence and getting screamed at by a pissed off Sgt until you toss the previous night’s sins on the ground via low altitude low opening gut purge.

You’re welcome Faceless and I have to give TennGirl a special shoutout for not letting the issue drop until she knew you were home safe and sound. We gotz good folks in this thread.

 

[kayakonthefly]

Guys. Give it up. Please.

You would never play for Neyland.

If at first the game – or the breaks – go against you, don't let up... put on more steam.

NEVER! GIVE! UP!!!!!

 

[TheFbright]

Eggheads drink. Maybe just fancier labels on the bottles lol

Now that you mention it, I could certainly charge more! 🤑.

 

[VFLnSFD]

Hmm first post ever and account made 4 years ago....

View attachment 149552

My favorite kind.

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

ladies and gentlepeoples ... we need to make our desires known. it's time to direct our attention to Director Fulmer. however, our emails should be support and suggest. this is no longer a protest. congratulate the man, and mention gruden as your prime choice to be the next head coach.

pfulmer@tennessee.edu

probably should contact Chancellor Davenport and thank her for having the stones to stand up to the HoH.


chancellor@utk.edu

dgolden@tennessee.edu jpullum@tennessee.edu stafford@tennessee.edu utkdevelopment@utfi.org cbryant@utfi.org lee@utfi.org cyates@utfi.org jdulling@utfi.org athleticdirector@utk.edu rsigmon@utk.edu dthomas7@utk.edu aboyd@utk.edu bdebord@tennessee.edu adonovan@utk.edu delliott@tennessee.edu kgulbrand@utk.edu

I really don't think we can still blow them up. We're going to have to ride with Fulmers pick. He loves this place, he'll make the right hire.

 

[tastycar]

Actually done that.

And I actually believe you.

Can I ghostwrite your life story?

 

[UTLEGEND]

Austin Price on VQ

"I’m told that Coach Fulmer spoke with Cade last night. Cade is in West Tennessee hunting with Tanner A. I’ll try to catch up with him later.

Additionally I’m told coach Fulmer has taken the recruiting test and well I’m sure you all can connect the dots. He will have the capability of going out for the next little bit until Tennessee has a full staff.

Inserting an opinion with the addition of the 10th assistant, id hire a veteran coach that is good at teaching and not put him on the road and keep Phillip in that road option. I’m sure that won’t happen but would present different scenarios."

 

[newyorkvol]

Yeah, that's a shoe that could yet drop.

I think the university is probably getting themselves well-placed to absorb it. They definitely should be.

University might have to live without their support regardless of recent AD events.

 

[crparker21]

From AOS TIFWIW

David Shaw has about a .0000001 percent chance at becoming Tennessee's coach.