Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVI

[Grand Vol]

Was that equal to a match.com Match?

I got thrown off match dot com.

Apparently "my pecker" is the wrong answer to "what do you like in a woman."

 

[SHOWOFF]

well......

I like long walks on the beach...

 

[rkvdg]

hargis says if the person that told him currie was out last night is right about the other things he told him then hold on to your hats boys and girls.

 

[buckfama]

Damn, my thumbs aren't working right tonight..

 

[Achilles]

Did you get a picture & autograph?

Lol. You’re killing me!!! You don’t understand how hard this is for m. I’m the worst with secrets.......... maybe.

 

[KB5252]

Anyone else notice the media offering a slightly different take on the Vol coaching search saga now? Not all but some.

 

[volinjackson]

Auburn or Georgia win?

Auburn

 

[TheFbright]

It's the best breakfast ever! I would have said biscuits and gravy but I don't think the gravy will travel too well.

I actually love NoVA in some ways. Don't miss the beltway though.

I live nowhere near the belt way. I’m closer to the country- wine country & pumpkin patches! But not so far as to not know the deliciousness of the VA kitchen.

But let’s be real, the Midland Restaurant in Maryville in the bomb for biscuits & gravy! JMO, of course. VA kitchen certainly fits the bill being out of state, though.

Did you live here? Been here 8 years now.

 

[Volzonya]

My liver is durable. It's not accustomed to sobriety.

I've said it before... if my liver were a vagina my blood would not have sex with it.

 

[escapegoat2]

Auburn

Thank u

 

[tdbigo]

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When? Did he say that recently?

 

[rkvdg]

Auburn or Georgia win?

go war eagles

 

[apevol]

You could sing it though, if you wanted to.

I bet I could...

 

[buckfama]

Anyone else notice the media offering a slightly different take on the Vol coaching search saga now? Not all but some.

I did.. gonna be some crawfishing mother****ers in a few days..

 

[jabanny]

I got thrown off match dot com.

Apparently "my pecker" is the wrong answer to "what do you like in a woman."

And they say they like a honest man but then can’t handle it

 

[m1al]

Wine is fine but liquor is quicker..

...and the beer is already here!

 

[apevol]

I've said it before... if my liver were a vagina my blood would not have sex with it.

I am happy.

 

[Smokeytom]

Anyone else notice the media offering a slightly different take on the Vol coaching search saga now? Not all but some.

Not really? Everything I’ve seen they’ve been making us out to be a dumpster fire with a delusional hillbilly fan base. Let’s see what SVP says here.

 

[Grand Vol]

Oh, the morning update could get real interesting.

 

[SHOWOFF]

I got thrown off match dot com.

Apparently "my pecker" is the wrong answer to "what do you like in a woman."

Lol. I’m just glad they weed out all the Haslam supporters with the first question, male or female. Haslam supporters are trannys and they don’t have that option yet.

 

[HeadVol77]

Lol. You’re killing me!!! You don’t understand how hard this is for m. I’m the worst with secrets.......... maybe.

OK

I’ll stop, I was just messing with you on that one

I was serious the first time about not telling us

 

[vol4life1981]

Anyone else imagine Faceless is passed out on her laptop at the moment drooling on the keyboard with a half empty bottle of vodka sitting next to her?

She is probably making up plays so that she can coach the tight en...ohhhhh I see what she did there!

 

[Dudleys87]

Think Auburn boat races Georgia

 

[phoenixvol]

I have read 30 pages of nothingness...does anyone have anything of substance?

Yes.

 

[jb865]

I need a ride home.

from?