Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVI

[OrangeShade]

I cried watching Fulmer's press conference in 2008. Today is awesome. So happy for that man. He truly bleeds orange.

I cried as well. Happy for him today.

 

[bigmac]

I have read 30 pages of nothingness...does anyone have anything of substance?

 

[apevol]

I think my plans for this weekend will include robbing the bank next door to my house with Ape and blowing it all on strippers and booze.

I'm not allowed to talk about liquor and whores anymore.

 

[TennGirl0723]

I think my plans for this weekend will include robbing the bank next door to my house with Ape and blowing it all on strippers and booze.

Make it rain! But, send me some $ too

 

[HeadVol77]

Oh I never will. Not after everything he did for us that night but if he had revealed it, y’all would have been like the gifs above. In that progression lol. I, literally, s*** my pants a little.

Did you get a picture & autograph?

 

[Dudleys87]

I have read 30 pages of nothingness...does anyone have anything of substance?

Fulmer is king


Gruden is coming

 

[KB5252]

I have read 30 pages of nothingness...does anyone have anything of substance?

I took a dump earlier. Plenty of substance.

 

[COOKEVOL]

I hope when Faceless passed out and fell off the toilet she didn’t hurt herself

Might invent the flux capacitor if she did.

 

[chetsteadman87]

I have read 30 pages of nothingness...does anyone have anything of substance?

everyone is hammered. Ape has blow. GV robs banks. GTTHSOON.

 

[UTSuave’]

Im out. Don't need to be anywhere near a vehicle.

Lol no not currently just the ones other have taken during the day like the ones that were posted on her today

 

[Grand Vol]

I have read 30 pages of nothingness...does anyone have anything of substance?

Yeah, Faceless is passed out, Ape and I are robbing a bank, some dude likes a place I despise and I'm about ready to refill my beer.

That's some straight substance right there.

 

[vol4life1981]

Same here.

Im second hand drunk with all the alcohol that has been described here tonight

 

[apevol]

Lemmy made a living of that

Yeah, but he was rich n famous. I'm just a bum whos really good at playing guitar.

 

[SHOWOFF]

I have read 30 pages of nothingness...does anyone have anything of substance?

There is greatness sprinkled throughout. You must have missed I‎t. Everything in here is meaningful.

I’ll tell you this, get ready to party next week. The phones have been hot today. Drink a beer, and put your feet up.

 

[buckfama]

I have read 30 pages of nothingness...does anyone have anything of substance?

Wine is fine but liquor is quicker..

 

[Grand Vol]

I have read 30 pages of nothingness...does anyone have anything of substance?

And TennGirl0723 is a really awesome lady. Damn cute too.

Substance...

 

[TennGirl0723]

Alright kids, I am out! Have a Grude night!

 

[Spider2Ynot]

PRetty sure Tee just ran a little variation of Spider 2 Y Banana on that 4th down play to win that game.

Dang right he did

 

[tdbigo]

Maybe. I didn't know any of the CE folks there. I thought it was all civilianized.

No I was Intel/Comm. active duty on the base. I worked with a lot of GS folks which I am now. That was 94-96 though. I was there when the ****er blew up downtown. I've had issues with that for a while but **** gets better...

 

[sona]

Whaaaat! VA kitchen! You know what I know! Yum!

It's the best breakfast ever! I would have said biscuits and gravy but I don't think the gravy will travel too well.

I actually love NoVA in some ways. Don't miss the beltway though.

 

[Doc_Vol]

Hargis says if the person that told him Currie was out last night is right about the other things he told him then hold on to your hats boys and girls.

 

[TJunky]

Im second hand drunk with all the alcohol that has been described here tonight

Yeah, I can't drive after reading this cluster

 

[volinjackson]

I think my plans for this weekend will include robbing the bank next door to my house with Ape and blowing it all on strippers and booze.

 

[TennGirl0723]

And TennGirl0723 is a really awesome lady. Damn cute too.

Substance...

you are so sweet!

 

[buckfama]

Im second hand drunk with all the alcohol that has been described here tonight

I've grown quite fond of this shine..