Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVI

[HeadVol77]

He seriously said that?

Yeah, maybe an hourish after the PC

 

[TennGirl0723]

Love me some nipples..... that are buttery.


I’m down. Let’s do it

I had a few at Copper Cellar before the game last week. SO GOOD. I had the bartender make me doubles. My dang bar tab was $100:blink:

 

[Dudleys87]

I think at this point, we are free to rummage behind the bar and take what we want.

Bartender passed out.

Noted.


Free rounds for everybody!

 

[Volnbeers]

just cracked an ice cold boddingtons

 

[KB5252]

i like to party....

lol

 

[FacelessArya]

Can someone give me a summary of where we currently stand as far as who the next coach will be?

I want to be the tight ends coach

 

[buckfama]

The hairiest mfer to step in the ring.

I had a customer once that was that hairy. He came in during the summer and had on a tank top. I asked him if his sweater came in a V neck too.. thought he was gonna fight me.. hahaha

 

[TennGirl0723]

Username Paul Vol

However he said today that he was giving the “owner” his account back because his work was finished

wait..what!??? I missed all that!

 

[TJunky]

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

I want to be the tight ends coach

:shaking2:

 

[Dudleys87]

I think at this point, we are free to rummage behind the bar and take what we want.

Bartender passed out.

wait..what!??? I missed all that!

Me tooo evidently

 

[HeadVol77]

I want to be the tight ends coach

I really want to respond to this

However I don’t want a vacation from Freak

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Noted.


Free rounds for everybody!

 

[RussDogg]

Devils Advocate: heavy is placed to make the S&1t sandwiches easier to digest

 

[SHOWOFF]

I had a few at Copper Cellar before the game last week. SO GOOD. I had the bartender make me doubles. My dang bar tab was $100:blink:

Nice!! I had some Vol shot at Half Barrel. Some girls bought us some and they well, weren’t that great. Free in exchange for a pic with us. I’ll take free, lol.

 

[Grayvol4life]

I want to be the tight ends coach

Aryas's all hot n bothered.

 

[Squints]

I want to be the tight ends coach

Oh no she didn't.....

 

[Dudleys87]

Spilt some.
Not a vfl

 

[SHOWOFF]

lol

Did we just become best friends?

 

[Volzonya]

I'm killin this whole beer after a shot of Jameson and a toot of chi chi for the orange sun that finally burned away the black cloud that has covered our proud university! f*** the prognosticators! WE WON!

 

[jakez4ut]

wow, what a catch....

 

[Smokey X]

It hard for me, because I suck and I am not sure if spending that kind of money is worth my suckiness. But, even though I am a veg on the course...I love Golf.

yeah I suck too...but I look good doing it

 

[TennGirl0723]

Nice!! I had some Vol shot at Half Barrel. Some girls bought us some and they well, weren’t that great. Free in exchange for a pic with us. I’ll take free, lol.

ah! well, if we ever get everyone together, we will have to do shots together!

 

[Grand Vol]

Are you 18 or a woman?

I do have a bottle of Tuaca in my freezer.

No Red Bull to go with it though.

 

[tdbigo]

I'm killin this whole beer after a shot of Jameson and a toot of chi chi for the orange sun that finally burned away the black cloud that has covered our proud university! f*** the prognosticators! WE WON!

Yup! Having a 18 pack of diet miller before i hit the "crazy beers". Also know as trendy bull ****. Happy Holler