Official Jon Gruden Thread XLV

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Deerhunter47 said:
I was typing with left hand while eating. I'm not here to display my grammar knowledge, jackass.

Listen, can we make a deal? When this news breaks, if it turns out I was wrong, I'll publicly kiss your ass on this here forum and apologize and eat my hat. Will you agree to do the same if I'm correct? Mr. Cynic? put your word where your mouth is, sonny. I work for the university, so does my wife, I know what the hell I'm talking about here. I realize you don't realize who I am, but if you're going to be such a dickhole about it, I'll challenge your ass. This is LEGIT! I'm calling my shot. Gruden will be your coach and deer hunter will be a legend like the mailman in few days time:good!:
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Then justify why Currie is still in another state making a hire if this for sure is going happen 🤔
 
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Exile,

What's the latest with the NC State rumor... More wind chimes or is there traction there? If the latter, WTH?
 
#3,464
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Deerhunter47 said:
I was typing with left hand while eating. I'm not here to display my grammar knowledge, jackass.

Listen, can we make a deal? When this news breaks, if it turns out I was wrong, I'll publicly kiss your ass on this here forum and apologize and eat my hat. Will you agree to do the same if I'm correct? Mr. Cynic? put your word where your mouth is, sonny. I work for the university, so does my wife, I know what the hell I'm talking about here. I realize you don't realize who I am, but if you're going to be such a dickhole about it, I'll challenge your ass. This is LEGIT! I'm calling my shot. Gruden will be your coach and deer hunter will be a legend like the mailman in few days time:good!:
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What kind of hat are we talking about? Like a cowboy hat? Or a hat you use for mowing the yard? If it's the latter, that's kind of disgusting.

I'd prefer a visor since I'm trying to slim down.
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
I was typing with left hand while eating. I'm not here to display my grammar knowledge, jackass.

Listen, can we make a deal? When this news breaks, if it turns out I was wrong, I'll publicly kiss your ass on this here forum and apologize and eat my hat. Will you agree to do the same if I'm correct? Mr. Cynic? put your word where your mouth is, sonny. I work for the university, so does my wife, I know what the hell I'm talking about here. I realize you don't realize who I am, but if you're going to be such a dickhole about it, I'll challenge your ass. This is LEGIT! I'm calling my shot. Gruden will be your coach and deer hunter will be a legend like the mailman in few days time:good!:
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So....how about that hotel room in Florida?
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Vol fans, I have some news you're going to love. Just wait, you'll see i'm telling the truth. I have logged in under a pseudonym because I was told about the University's plan in confidence. I promised I would not tell. My childhood best friend is an insider the Haslem camp, and my wife's sister works in the athletic department, and I have been told by BOTh parties, unbeknownst to one another, about this: so here's the scoop:

You're new coach is in fact, JOHN GRUDEN!!! Yes, you heard it here folks, JOHN GRUDEN will be named the Vols new coach by the end of the week, barring another crazy snafu. Turns out Currie WAS talking to Gruden, and the money was what was getting in the way. Currie resolved to go and hire Schiano, and after what happened with the fan base, well he knows he's in deep dookie. The Haslems also realize how unpopular a decision it was and now everyone is apparently backpedaling. So they're talking to Gruden again, and the boosters are willing to get the money together and just pony up. I'm told by TWO trusted sources, it's all but a done deal. VOL NATION HAS SPOKEN AND OUR VOICES WERE HEARD!!!!!!!!!!! I'm excited!!! If you ask me, Currie is still a little weasel, but whatever, We'll take it. Sorry I had to log in under a pseudonymdonym, I don't want to be the guy who leaked it, but we fans have been through so much trauma already, I couldn't NOT share this with my VOL brethren! Here's to Gruden in Knoxville!!!!
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Man, I so want to believe this, but it's easier to believe that you're just an opposing fan who wants to kick us while we're down. I'm not going to call you a liar or tell you to GTFO, but I'm not getting my hopes up either.
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
I was typing with left hand while eating. I'm not here to display my grammar knowledge, jackass.

Listen, can we make a deal? When this news breaks, if it turns out I was wrong, I'll publicly kiss your ass on this here forum and apologize and eat my hat. Will you agree to do the same if I'm correct? Mr. Cynic? put your word where your mouth is, sonny. I work for the university, so does my wife, I know what the hell I'm talking about here. I realize you don't realize who I am, but if you're going to be such a dickhole about it, I'll challenge your ass. This is LEGIT! I'm calling my shot. Gruden will be your coach and deer hunter will be a legend like the mailman in few days time:good!:
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Soon.

:loco::dance2::clapping::clapping

Hope you are right.
 
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Rizzo924 said:
I've been busy tweeting up a storm of hashtags - if I missed it tonight, can you explain the Jupiter's Temple reference to me? I've never gotten that one
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I don’t know other than it’s another Greek reference. I googled Cassandra and Jupiter’s Temple together and nothing hit. The prophecies tweet, tho. It just seemed odd at the time. Caught my attention. And I hadn’t really thought before that what he was telling us could have been things to come, planned.
 
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