Official Jon Gruden Thread XLV

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I’m afraid we have just hired Dave Doren(sp). It’s been real Vol brothers and sisters. I will see you in a few years. At least I can go to Purdue games and root for them in the meantime. Sad day. I just can’t believe this is happening.
 
I don’t know what to say. I believe more now than I ever have. I keep going back to Beav’s Greek Cassandra and Prophecies tweet. His twitter location on twitter Jupiter’s Temple. It’s like it’s really coming true.

It’s so scary to be excited again.

We had a good day, bottle the excitement though. We battle again tomorrow. They won't rest, we won't rest. We will win this, but only if keep up the fight.
 
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Sharing what I've learned through sources

-NC State is offering Doeren 5 years, 3 million per year. So the fifth year has been added. State also gave $750,000 to add to pool for assistant coaches and will guarantee contracts up to three years. That's a big deal for assistants.
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-hearing Tennessee is offering 4.5 million per year for five years. I'm told Tennessee AD was in Raleigh today.

-I'm told Doeren will sleep on it and decide tomorrow. I'm guessing something should come by lunch.

-my personal feeling (despite disparity in numbers I've been told) is Doeren will stay. Maybe I'm just looking at it from glass half full perspective. Bottom line- Tennessee fans don't support the hire. State fans (for the most part) want him to stay.

As always, things are fluid and will report if anything changes. I think Cory picked up on some stuff at game and will share what he's heard once he gets home from game.
 
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What is blowing my mind is that I think some people are actually entertaining this cow manure you are slinging at your keyboard.

I don’t believe it for a second. I just wanted to see how far Deerpark would go. I’ve been lurking for a long time and I know who the people are that I trust with info!
 
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I wish I knew how to quit you...:)
 
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Just remember guys. Don't get caught up on the grumors again.

There is a reason we are hearing from reputable sources that NC State coach is being interviewed.

If Currie had Gruden, he wouldn't be talking to the NC State coach.

I know, GTFO
 
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Vol fans, I have some news you're going to love. Just wait, you'll see i'm telling the truth. I have logged in under a pseudonym because I was told about the University's plan in confidence. I promised I would not tell. My childhood best friend is an insider the Haslem camp, and my wife's sister works in the athletic department, and I have been told by BOTh parties, unbeknownst to one another, about this: so here's the scoop:

You're new coach is in fact, JOHN GRUDEN!!! Yes, you heard it here folks, JOHN GRUDEN will be named the Vols new coach by the end of the week, barring another crazy snafu. Turns out Currie WAS talking to Gruden, and the money was what was getting in the way. Currie resolved to go and hire Schiano, and after what happened with the fan base, well he knows he's in deep dookie. The Haslems also realize how unpopular a decision it was and now everyone is apparently backpedaling. So they're talking to Gruden again, and the boosters are willing to get the money together and just pony up. I'm told by TWO trusted sources, it's all but a done deal. VOL NATION HAS SPOKEN AND OUR VOICES WERE HEARD!!!!!!!!!!! I'm excited!!! If you ask me, Currie is still a little weasel, but whatever, We'll take it. Sorry I had to log in under a pseudonymdonym, I don't want to be the guy who leaked it, but we fans have been through so much trauma already, I couldn't NOT share this with my VOL brethren! Here's to Gruden in Knoxville!!!!

Lmao!!.. If Jon Gruden is not named HFC at UT Knoxiville by 11:59 pm on Friday night you sir deserve to burn at the stake!!:)
 
Fixed the glaring errors and put them in red for your reference.

And you use too many choppy sentences. Paragraphs are helpful too. The enter button is your friend.
I was typing with left hand while eating. I'm not here to display my grammar knowledge, jackass.

Listen, can we make a deal? When this news breaks, if it turns out I was wrong, I'll publicly kiss your ass on this here forum and apologize and eat my hat. Will you agree to do the same if I'm correct? Mr. Cynic? put your word where your mouth is, sonny. I work for the university, so does my wife, I know what the hell I'm talking about here. I realize you don't realize who I am, but if you're going to be such a dickhole about it, I'll challenge your ass. This is LEGIT! I'm calling my shot. Gruden will be your coach and deer hunter will be a legend like the mailman in few days time:good!:
 
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Do you even have the first damn clue what this thread is about?

If they bothered to read a few posts...well, these last few pages are not a good example because of Mr. pseudodymodym or however he bungled it...

But if they bothered to look around for a sec, they would get it.
 
I’m afraid we have just hired Dave Doren(sp). It’s been real Vol brothers and sisters. I will see you in a few years. At least I can go to Purdue games and root for them in the meantime. Sad day. I just can’t believe this is happening.

NOOOOO! This new poster deerhunter fellow just confirmed John Gruden was coming by the end of the week.
 
Something sure seems fishy with this whole search. How are you going to offer Gundy 7 mil, then go after the NC st coach.

Somethings not adding up. Forget Gruden for a moment. But wth is going on?
 
Vol fans, I have some news you're going to love. Just wait, you'll see i'm telling the truth. I have logged in under a pseudonym because I was told about the University's plan in confidence. I promised I would not tell. My childhood best friend is an insider the Haslem camp, and my wife's sister works in the athletic department, and I have been told by BOTh parties, unbeknownst to one another, about this: so here's the scoop:

You're new coach is in fact, JOHN GRUDEN!!! Yes, you heard it here folks, JOHN GRUDEN will be named the Vols new coach by the end of the week, barring another crazy snafu. Turns out Currie WAS talking to Gruden, and the money was what was getting in the way. Currie resolved to go and hire Schiano, and after what happened with the fan base, well he knows he's in deep dookie. The Haslems also realize how unpopular a decision it was and now everyone is apparently backpedaling. So they're talking to Gruden again, and the boosters are willing to get the money together and just pony up. I'm told by TWO trusted sources, it's all but a done deal. VOL NATION HAS SPOKEN AND OUR VOICES WERE HEARD!!!!!!!!!!! I'm excited!!! If you ask me, Currie is still a little weasel, but whatever, We'll take it. Sorry I had to log in under a pseudonymdonym, I don't want to be the guy who leaked it, but we fans have been through so much trauma already, I couldn't NOT share this with my VOL brethren! Here's to Gruden in Knoxville!!!!

Nice try Currie. But we won't be turning the pressure off anytime soon. I swear if we hire Doeren, Sunday will have looked like a PTA meeting for what will come next!!!!!
 
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