Official Jon Gruden Thread XLV

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Deerhunter47 said:
Vol fans, I have some news you're going to love. Just wait, you'll see i'm telling the truth. I have logged in under a pseudonym because I was told about the University's plan in confidence. I promised I would not tell. My childhood best friend is an insider the Haslem camp, and my wife's sister works in the athletic department, and I have been told by BOTh parties, unbeknownst to one another, about this: so here's the scoop:

You're new coach is in fact, JOHN GRUDEN!!! Yes, you heard it here folks, JOHN GRUDEN will be named the Vols new coach by the end of the week, barring another crazy snafu. Turns out Currie WAS talking to Gruden, and the money was what was getting in the way. Currie resolved to go and hire Schiano, and after what happened with the fan base, well he knows he's in deep dookie. The Haslems also realize how unpopular a decision it was and now everyone is apparently backpedaling. So they're talking to Gruden again, and the boosters are willing to get the money together and just pony up. I'm told by TWO trusted sources, it's all but a done deal. VOL NATION HAS SPOKEN AND OUR VOICES WERE HEARD!!!!!!!!!!! I'm excited!!! If you ask me, Currie is still a little weasel, but whatever, We'll take it. Sorry I had to log in under a pseudonymdonym, I don't want to be the guy who leaked it, but we fans have been through so much trauma already, I couldn't NOT share this with my VOL brethren! Here's to Gruden in Knoxville!!!!
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Absolute worst troll attempt in history. You can’t be more tha 14 years old.
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Dead serious. Just watch. I have this information form two sources in two separate camps within the Vol family. these sources barely know one another. it's not like they got together and decided to prank me. They're waiting until it's in ink before the big announcement. They don't want another ****show like we had with the Schiano
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Buenos Grudos!.
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Dead serious. Just watch. I have this information form two sources in two separate camps within the Vol family. these sources barely know one another. it's not like they got together and decided to prank me. They're waiting until it's in ink before the big announcement. They don't want another ****show like we had with the Schiano
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"Sources"

Shoot me dead
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Dead serious. Just watch. I have this information form two sources in two separate camps within the Vol family. these sources barely know one another. it's not like they got together and decided to prank me. They're waiting until it's in ink before the big announcement. They don't want another ****show like we had with the Schiano
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Omg...what the he** could you possibly get out of doing this? You are wasting valuable post space. Go somewhere else.
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Dead serious. Just watch. I have this information form two sources in two separate camps within the Vol family. these sources barely know one another. it's not like they got together and decided to prank me. They're waiting until it's in ink before the big announcement. They don't want another ****show like we had with the Schiano
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Do you have ANY proof?? Jw.?
 
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I'll say it again.....

Sometimes you have to burn it all down before you can re-build it right.

That's what TNs fanbase is in the process of doing.

It hurts in the now.... No one wants to have to do this. I don't. You don't.

But it has to be done.

Do what hurts now so that you don't have to hurt more later.
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Dead serious. Just watch. I have this information form two sources in two separate camps within the Vol family. these sources barely know one another. it's not like they got together and decided to prank me. They're waiting until it's in ink before the big announcement. They don't want another ****show like we had with the Schiano
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The double down. Classic.
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Vol fans, I have some news you're going to love. Just wait, you'll see i'm telling the truth. I have logged in under a pseudonym because I was told about the University's plan in confidence. I promised I would not tell. My childhood best friend is an insider the Haslem camp, and my wife's sister works in the athletic department, and I have been told by BOTh parties, unbeknownst to one another, about this: so here's the scoop:

You're new coach is in fact, JOHN GRUDEN!!! Yes, you heard it here folks, JOHN GRUDEN will be named the Vols new coach by the end of the week, barring another crazy snafu. Turns out Currie WAS talking to Gruden, and the money was what was getting in the way. Currie resolved to go and hire Schiano, and after what happened with the fan base, well he knows he's in deep dookie. The Haslems also realize how unpopular a decision it was and now everyone is apparently backpedaling. So they're talking to Gruden again, and the boosters are willing to get the money together and just pony up. I'm told by TWO trusted sources, it's all but a done deal. VOL NATION HAS SPOKEN AND OUR VOICES WERE HEARD!!!!!!!!!!! I'm excited!!! If you ask me, Currie is still a little weasel, but whatever, We'll take it. Sorry I had to log in under a pseudonymdonym, I don't want to be the guy who leaked it, but we fans have been through so much trauma already, I couldn't NOT share this with my VOL brethren! Here's to Gruden in Knoxville!!!!
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uhhhh... really? just like that? anyone else care to weigh in
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Dead serious. Just watch. I have this information form two sources in two separate camps within the Vol family. these sources barely know one another. it's not like they got together and decided to prank me. They're waiting until it's in ink before the big announcement. They don't want another ****show like we had with the Schiano
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VolPenn said:
Did a 12 year old write this? Or a drunk suburban housewife? Dookie?

Also, got the rare John/Haslem combo. Just missed on Curry.
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autocorrect. smartass. and I don't even follow pro ball. It's not my fault the guy doesn't know how to spell his own last name. I'm out for now . you'll see.
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Dead serious. Just watch. I have this information form two sources in two separate camps within the Vol family. these sources barely know one another. it's not like they got together and decided to prank me. They're waiting until it's in ink before the big announcement. They don't want another ****show like we had with the Schiano[/QUOTE
I wish we could belive you
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Deerhunter47 said:
Dead serious. Just watch. I have this information form two sources in two separate camps within the Vol family. these sources barely know one another. it's not like they got together and decided to prank me. They're waiting until it's in ink before the big announcement. They don't want another ****show like we had with the Schiano
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Okay, Groo hasn't made an appearance today. But in advance, McDad hates kangaroos just that everyone knows.

Otherwise to the poster above...

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Deerhunter47 said:
Dead serious. Just watch. I have this information form two sources in two separate camps within the Vol family. these sources barely know one another. it's not like they got together and decided to prank me. They're waiting until it's in ink before the big announcement. They don't want another ****show like we had with the Schiano
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Shut up Kiffin
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Vol fans, I have some news you're going to love. Just wait, you'll see i'm telling the truth. I have logged in under a pseudonym because I was told about the University's plan in confidence. I promised I would not tell. My childhood best friend is an insider the Haslem camp, and my wife's sister works in the athletic department, and I have been told by BOTh parties, unbeknownst to one another, about this: so here's the scoop:

You're new coach is in fact, JOHN GRUDEN!!! Yes, you heard it here folks, JOHN GRUDEN will be named the Vols new coach by the end of the week, barring another crazy snafu. Turns out Currie WAS talking to Gruden, and the money was what was getting in the way. Currie resolved to go and hire Schiano, and after what happened with the fan base, well he knows he's in deep dookie. The Haslems also realize how unpopular a decision it was and now everyone is apparently backpedaling. So they're talking to Gruden again, and the boosters are willing to get the money together and just pony up. I'm told by TWO trusted sources, it's all but a done deal. VOL NATION HAS SPOKEN AND OUR VOICES WERE HEARD!!!!!!!!!!! I'm excited!!! If you ask me, Currie is still a little weasel, but whatever, We'll take it. Sorry I had to log in under a pseudonymdonym, I don't want to be the guy who leaked it, but we fans have been through so much trauma already, I couldn't NOT share this with my VOL brethren! Here's to Gruden in Knoxville!!!!
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Lol! Been there done that. Nice try though.
 
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