Official Jon Gruden Thread XLV

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Deerhunter47 said:
Vol fans, I have some news you're going to love. Just wait, you'll see i'm telling the truth. I have logged in under a pseudonym because I was told about the University's plan in confidence. I promised I would not tell. My childhood best friend is an insider the Haslem camp, and my wife's sister works in the athletic department, and I have been told by BOTh parties, unbeknownst to one another, about this: so here's the scoop:

You're new coach is in fact, JOHN GRUDEN!!! Yes, you heard it here folks, JOHN GRUDEN will be named the Vols new coach by the end of the week, barring another crazy snafu. Turns out Currie WAS talking to Gruden, and the money was what was getting in the way. Currie resolved to go and hire Schiano, and after what happened with the fan base, well he knows he's in deep dookie. The Haslems also realize how unpopular a decision it was and now everyone is apparently backpedaling. So they're talking to Gruden again, and the boosters are willing to get the money together and just pony up. I'm told by TWO trusted sources, it's all but a done deal. VOL NATION HAS SPOKEN AND OUR VOICES WERE HEARD!!!!!!!!!!! I'm excited!!! If you ask me, Currie is still a little weasel, but whatever, We'll take it. Sorry I had to log in under a pseudonymdonym, I don't want to be the guy who leaked it, but we fans have been through so much trauma already, I couldn't NOT share this with my VOL brethren! Here's to Gruden in Knoxville!!!!
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This "scoop" is like a fungus. We can't get rid of it. It keeps returning. It will not die. For 5 years it has reappeared when the conditions are right.

Kill it. Please.
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Vol fans, I have some news you're going to love. Just wait, you'll see i'm telling the truth. I have logged in under a pseudonym because I was told about the University's plan in confidence. I promised I would not tell. My childhood best friend is an insider the Haslem camp, and my wife's sister works in the athletic department, and I have been told by BOTh parties, unbeknownst to one another, about this: so here's the scoop:

You're new coach is in fact, JOHN GRUDEN!!! Yes, you heard it here folks, JOHN GRUDEN will be named the Vols new coach by the end of the week, barring another crazy snafu. Turns out Currie WAS talking to Gruden, and the money was what was getting in the way. Currie resolved to go and hire Schiano, and after what happened with the fan base, well he knows he's in deep dookie. The Haslems also realize how unpopular a decision it was and now everyone is apparently backpedaling. So they're talking to Gruden again, and the boosters are willing to get the money together and just pony up. I'm told by TWO trusted sources, it's all but a done deal. VOL NATION HAS SPOKEN AND OUR VOICES WERE HEARD!!!!!!!!!!! I'm excited!!! If you ask me, Currie is still a little weasel, but whatever, We'll take it. Sorry I had to log in under a pseudonymdonym, I don't want to be the guy who leaked it, but we fans have been through so much trauma already, I couldn't NOT share this with my VOL brethren! Here's to Gruden in Knoxville!!!!
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I do like how he capatalized BOT in Both...hmmmmmm
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Vol fans, I have some news you're going to love. Just wait, you'll see i'm telling the truth. I have logged in under a pseudonym because I was told about the University's plan in confidence. I promised I would not tell. My childhood best friend is an insider the Haslem camp, and my wife's sister works in the athletic department, and I have been told by BOTh parties, unbeknownst to one another, about this: so here's the scoop:

You're new coach is in fact, JOHN GRUDEN!!! Yes, you heard it here folks, JOHN GRUDEN will be named the Vols new coach by the end of the week, barring another crazy snafu. Turns out Currie WAS talking to Gruden, and the money was what was getting in the way. Currie resolved to go and hire Schiano, and after what happened with the fan base, well he knows he's in deep dookie. The Haslems also realize how unpopular a decision it was and now everyone is apparently backpedaling. So they're talking to Gruden again, and the boosters are willing to get the money together and just pony up. I'm told by TWO trusted sources, it's all but a done deal. VOL NATION HAS SPOKEN AND OUR VOICES WERE HEARD!!!!!!!!!!! I'm excited!!! If you ask me, Currie is still a little weasel, but whatever, We'll take it. Sorry I had to log in under a pseudonymdonym, I don't want to be the guy who leaked it, but we fans have been through so much trauma already, I couldn't NOT share this with my VOL brethren! Here's to Gruden in Knoxville!!!!
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No way to know if you're for real or a troll, but I like it! Just had the first hint if a Grude-on blude pop up! First one in awhile!
 
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Doyle Hargraves said:
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lol. thank you, Doyle. :hi:
 
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In all honesty DeerHunter is probably Currie in here trolling everyone........so mr Currie what the heck were you thinking?! Why you want to hire someone involved with Penn State!
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Vol fans, I have some news you're going to love. Just wait, you'll see i'm telling the truth. I have logged in under a pseudonym because I was told about the University's plan in confidence. I promised I would not tell. My childhood best friend is an insider the Haslem camp, and my wife's sister works in the athletic department, and I have been told by BOTh parties, unbeknownst to one another, about this: so here's the scoop:

You're new coach is in fact, JOHN GRUDEN!!! Yes, you heard it here folks, JOHN GRUDEN will be named the Vols new coach by the end of the week, barring another crazy snafu. Turns out Currie WAS talking to Gruden, and the money was what was getting in the way. Currie resolved to go and hire Schiano, and after what happened with the fan base, well he knows he's in deep dookie. The Haslems also realize how unpopular a decision it was and now everyone is apparently backpedaling. So they're talking to Gruden again, and the boosters are willing to get the money together and just pony up. I'm told by TWO trusted sources, it's all but a done deal. VOL NATION HAS SPOKEN AND OUR VOICES WERE HEARD!!!!!!!!!!! I'm excited!!! If you ask me, Currie is still a little weasel, but whatever, We'll take it. Sorry I had to log in under a pseudonymdonym, I don't want to be the guy who leaked it, but we fans have been through so much trauma already, I couldn't NOT share this with my VOL brethren! Here's to Gruden in Knoxville!!!!
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I refuse to get sucked into this again just for another letdown. That being said, I still have my Mccallan 15 ready to celebrate should he indeed step up to the podium. I’m going to choose not to believe you for now though.
 
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GreyWolf1129 said:
No, I'm telling you that I was 25 once, and I did stupid stuff that...these days, I look back and shake my head at what an idiot I was.

Being raised in the South, and a Southern Baptist (at the time), I'd like to think I would have done the right thing once I realized that nothing was being done, and reported it to another authority. At the very least, I would have quit.

Just being honest.

Hindsight is always 20/20. I am not, in any way, defending Schiano. But at this point it is an unsubstantiated allegation. I don't like him as the HC at UT for other reasons. Which makes this, thankfully, a moot debate as it stands.
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Thanks for answering. While I am no moral beacon, I am not sure how far the general compass has swung from my beliefs. I also think he would have been a terrible fit at UT.
 
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TheTimeIsNow said:
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Dead serious. Just watch. I have this information form two sources in two separate camps within the Vol family. these sources barely know one another. it's not like they got together and decided to prank me. They're waiting until it's in ink before the big announcement. They don't want another ****show like we had with the Schiano
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Vol fans, I have some news you're going to love. Just wait, you'll see i'm telling the truth. I have logged in under a pseudonym because I was told about the University's plan in confidence. I promised I would not tell. My childhood best friend is an insider the Haslem camp, and my wife's sister works in the athletic department, and I have been told by BOTh parties, unbeknownst to one another, about this: so here's the scoop:

You're new coach is in fact, JOHN GRUDEN!!! Yes, you heard it here folks, JOHN GRUDEN will be named the Vols new coach by the end of the week, barring another crazy snafu. Turns out Currie WAS talking to Gruden, and the money was what was getting in the way. Currie resolved to go and hire Schiano, and after what happened with the fan base, well he knows he's in deep dookie. The Haslems also realize how unpopular a decision it was and now everyone is apparently backpedaling. So they're talking to Gruden again, and the boosters are willing to get the money together and just pony up. I'm told by TWO trusted sources, it's all but a done deal. VOL NATION HAS SPOKEN AND OUR VOICES WERE HEARD!!!!!!!!!!! I'm excited!!! If you ask me, Currie is still a little weasel, but whatever, We'll take it. Sorry I had to log in under a pseudonymdonym, I don't want to be the guy who leaked it, but we fans have been through so much trauma already, I couldn't NOT share this with my VOL brethren! Here's to Gruden in Knoxville!!!!
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Lord, I hope you're right. If you're trolling, you better sleep with one eye open!:)
 
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Deerhunter47 said:
Dead serious. Just watch. I have this information form two sources in two separate camps within the Vol family. these sources barely know one another. it's not like they got together and decided to prank me. They're waiting until it's in ink before the big announcement. They don't want another ****show like we had with the Schiano
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:thud:
 
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