Official Jon Gruden Thread XLV

[Undercovervols]

Dont Stop Believing 🍊🍊🍊

 

[Shaun1985]

Did Bubba, MIT Beaver or Tuesday ever pop back in to start back tracking yet? Wouldn't want to miss that..

 

[Mike4Vols]

In 'til the end.

 

[SigSaurP228]

GRRRR missed it byu thiissss much

 

[volinjackson]

First!

 

[iterator]

Hell ya!

 

[VolDaddy87]

Here we go.

Read that in Mike Goldberg's voice.

 

[johnsonbrewer]

Gbo!

 

[Exiled]

Gruden...till it ain't.

 

[KB5252]

Where am I?

 

[4chrissy]

Finally a 1st page! Oh snap!

 

[Grand Vol]

The Grude News, the the late evening edition. For those just joining us...

The recap of today, in pictures.

PLEASE DO NOT QUOTE WHOLE POST!

Well, we started the day by realizing Currie was still the AD:

Tried to wake up with coffee, still remembering Currie was still the AD:

Our drive to work wasn't fun, remembering Currie was still the AD:

We really got angry when another driver yelled "Roll Tide!" at us:

But managed to make it to work without getting put in jail, however, saw two cars with Gator bumper stickers in front of us:

Hopped on our computer to check VN, but still no word Currie had been removed:

Then...suddenly the mood changed as word started getting out about that mullet guy in Oklahoma...

And we thought, "maybe he isn't so bad" as more news came out:

But it was a lot of money offered:

So, we pondered it:

And came to the conclusion maybe it could work:

So, we waited patiently...sort of:

Until news came out our offer was turned down:

Which confused us since it was a great offer:

I mean, how many coaches have said no already?

Maybe it's us?

No, it's you Currie:

And anger returned:

Combined with rage:

Freak implored us to behave:

But, we wished we could be the Chancellor for just five minutes and do what needs to be done:

We felt like we would understand Ape's posts before understanding how Currie could utterly fail:

Maybe sleep would help:

Not helpful. Maybe a nightcap?

Or two:

And came to the simple conclusion:

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and all things are difficult before they are easy.




(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)

 

[escapegoat2]

Vodka

 

[4chrissy]

Where am I?

That would be 1st page!!!

 

[knoxvillevolntr]

In by page 2. Dont know how we recover as a school but lets hope we somehow get VFLs here that care.

 

[VolunteerCowboy]

First?

 

[Vol-in-Bham]

Lets strap in boys and girls

 

[VolDefense]

Did Bubba, MIT Beaver or Tuesday ever pop back in to start back tracking yet? Wouldn't want to miss that..

why? you so butthurt after believing anonymous posts on a message board that you can't wait to throw a tantrum? go ahead and let it out.

 

[UTSuave’]

🔥🔥 lets ****ing right boys volnation can do this,we set the media and the whole state of tennessee into a pissed off hornets nest within 20 minutes,we have the potential on this board to be heroic for the university and get the wheels in motion for changes

 

[Leximax]

Do you think they’ll have the decency to put us in the same wing of the mental ward?

 

[wildorange]

I'm still here, even got closer to the first page! LOL!

 

[revjayp]

I’m here. Headed to bed though. I’ll keep ya posted if i hear anything else in the am. Hopefully we don’t wake up with a new coach.

 

[Ez_Vol]

GRRRR missed it byu thiissss much

Peace

 

[chatt.vol]

Does anyone know of a booster in Chattanooga that was also hospitalized this weekend?

 

[IN Jed]

Got to be Gruden