Official Jon Gruden Thread XLIX

[Grand Vol]

Well, folks, Hugh has so much baggage Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International Airport couldn't handle it all.

Well, if it's more than two pieces of luggage, I'm not shocked.

 

[peerless98]

I’ve been wondering why it wouldnt be possible to meet with Fulmer face to face and have someone else on this thing called a “conference call.”

Without a serious pay increase, why would any of these coordinators leave on a lateral move? They have just as big a chance to become head coaches right where they are because if Gruden comes, it will be for the long haul.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

That would be an absolutely ridiculous demand. You play the schedule and should bring the attitude that “we will go anywhere and play anybody” mentality.

Did Gruden turn down the Super Bowl because it wasn’t played at home? No. I doubt he is playing that card now. This has to be BS.

If not total BS, who cares, it would be nit picking in my book. GIVE.HIM.WHATEVER.HE.WANTS!!!It's past time to make Tennessee great again.

 

[chvy1986]

Maybe we should just ride the Gruden train until it runs out of track. At the least you have a few less days of disappointment than those currently in the pit of misery. And if we have a Christmas miracle there will be much rejoicing. Why not?

Do you know something about gruden??😁

 

[2thecheckerboards]

Ted DiBiase. Strong post.

Ha, thanks. One of my favorites growing up as a kid and just thought it made since once I read that Gruden may have countered.

 

[VolDaddy87]

I'm calling JG Wentworth because its my head coach and I want it now!!

877-Grude Now

 

[Halph66]

That’s fine! I’m currently cooking dinner (& drinking wine) and I want to be able to thoughtfully respond. Not blowing you off.

I misread this. I had to back a re-read. She doesn't want to what?

 

[MikeGolf M2 Vol]

So Gruden waits until we are leaving the party with another chick then hits us with the “we need to talk” then ends up making us lose the chick we had locked down and teases us and we are left going home to the Jergens and pornhub premium?

Pornhub premium is not that bad of a date....hypothetically it's our Kevin Steele.....ain't gonna high five the guys about it though

 

[UTSuave’]

Maybe we should just ride the Gruden train until it runs out of track. At the least you have a few less days of disappointment than those currently in the pit of misery. And if we have a Christmas miracle there will be much rejoicing. Why not?

Rocky lets ride🔥🔥🔥

 

[rockyhdr]

Give it to him

By all means....GIVE IT TO HIM!

 

[Komodo7]

I'm calling JG Wentworth because its my head coach and I want it now!!

877-coach-now

 

[lifeVol]

AT&T. Air card....no I net line out here in the sticks....

Farmer, U have good cell service there ? and if so, do you have any kind of unlimited data plan ?

 

[1hunnit]

former vols tweeting **** again....

Twitter

 

[VOLED]

Maybe we should just ride the Gruden train until it runs out of track. At the least you have a few less days of disappointment than those currently in the pit of misery. And if we have a Christmas miracle there will be much rejoicing. Why not?

I've said that and had to remind myself of it several times

 

[Hawkpilot]

Now we know where Phil and Bev shot off to.

Exactly! And why Tony Basilio said Sexton left NYC

 

[newyorkvol]

I'm picturing behind a two way mirror, perp style

Ah...better.

 

[Grand Vol]

Maybe we should just ride the Gruden train until it runs out of track. At the least you have a few less days of disappointment than those currently in the pit of misery. And if we have a Christmas miracle there will be much rejoicing. Why not?

I'd prefer it pull in nicely to the station rather than go off the rails.

 

[Volzonya]

Trolling... If he did anything like that it would have blown up here. You're FOS

My wife hollered me off the toilet to come see what Finebaum said. It's true. He spoke over the 2 p***ys in the box and said "Gruden... Gruden... it could be Gruden!" He was not mocking.

 

[HeadVol77]

Gruden To The Hill

Really Soon!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I don't even care who we hire.
What I do care about is where the hell is Behr?!?!?!?

 

[KPT_VFL]

Pornhub premium is not that bad of a date....hypothetically it's our Kevin Steele.....ain't gonna high five the guys about it though

Kevin Steele is the buffer in amateur non HD videos.

 

[SmokinBob]

Watched Polar Express

One thing about trains: It doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on.

Do you hear the bell?

(pardon the interruption)

 

[Headvol]

Y'all gonna have to be more careful. These self appointed VN messiahs are here to set us free from our irrational beliefs, dreams hopes etc. They are all knowing and just quit thinking for yourself as to whom or what to believe. Surely you know if you don't listen to them then you are stupid.

If you’re so convinced then there’s 50 other threads you could be blowing up nobody sent you an invite

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Did you get that off the wall?

It's 8765309, believe me,had to have that sung to me multiple times when I was a senior in high school, YUCK.

 

[ATPVol]

Anybody else think....while we’re on pins and needles all day looking for news...Phil was sleeping his hang over off all day....because him and PM were out all night at piano bars in NYC.

Singing Rocky Top and yelling Gruden to The Hill, but no one in NYC knew what they were talking about...because well it’s NYC and no one cares.

No? It’s just me....ok carry on then.