A friend of mine just received this cryptic message from someone in the AD. I figured out this is an old Inuit legend. I assume Big Raven is PF and the whale (we know who that is). Question is who is the Great Spirit and where is the ocean?
One day Big Raven finds a stranded whale.
Wanting to save the whale Big Raven asks the Great Spirit for help.
The Great Spirit told Big Raven that if he wanted to help the stranded whale he must go to a place in the forest where the moonlight fell in a special way.
Once there he would find special mushrooms that if eaten would grant him the strength to carry the whale back to the ocean.
Big Raven agreed and followed the Great Spirits advice, went to the forest and ate the mushrooms.
Once he was done he came back to the stranded whale and brought it back to the ocean
It is 100% plausible that this coaching search has played out while under the influence of "special" mushrooms. Really the only thing that makes sense at this point.
I find it hard to believe that the Players know and it has not yet leaked. I am not saying we don't have a coach yet, but those kids could not keep something like that quiet.
Coaches (or someone like a media director) follow each and every one of the players twitter accounts. All you have to do is threaten to kick the offender off the team for leaking and you've got dead silence. Especially if the news is something of the magnitude we're frantically discussing. If the news were crap I could see someone like a walk-on leaking the info and saying "What the h***, I don't play anyway."
Even the walk-ons would want to be part of a Gruden team.
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Below is video from MNF on 12/4/17, where Sean McDonough tells Gruden he could have saved Tennessee a lot of trouble if hed picked up the phone. Gruden then says nothing:
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Below is user Atlanta Vols important posts regarding coaching search details (click the Spoiler button):
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Audio/Video of Gruden's 11/15/17 appearance on Mike and Mike below, where he doesn't deny the rumors and says "As you know in life, you never say never to nothin" (click the Spoiler button):
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Below is video of Jon Grudens interview on Seattle radio, where he brings up Rocky Top un-prompted, and the announcers discuss how he asked them not to ask him about the rumors (click the Spoiler button):
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I figure after about 9:40 pm tonight .... The leak becomes more and more likely. I am sure the info is out there and being held until Peyton finishes his evening of celebration.
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