Official Jon Gruden Thread XLIX

[C-town Vol]

All day I’ve been repeating “Most beautiful just before”. It’s from a Japanese proverb about a caterpillar just before it comes out of it’s chrysalis. Basically, meaning it’s about to be something so beautiful and wonderful and it doesn’t know yet.

I don’t know why that’s been in my brain.

I’ve officially dropped my basket it seems :loco:

You can live there or with the rest of the miserable...
I’m all in on beauty until it ain’t.

 

[FacelessArya]

Everyone knows pirates like the booty.

Leach coulda had that too.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

OK, folks..... Surely it strikes you as odd that the ONLY people that are being rumored to be interviewed by Fulmer are DCs?? It does me..... Not one name (outside of Tee) is an OC......

Gruden simply can't be seen interviewing ANYONE..... It would let the cat outta the bag in a BIG way! I think Gruden gave Fulmer a list of possible candidates for DC and that's what he's doing. Interviewing them in place of Gruden then reporting back.

At least that's what I'm telling myself..... It makes sense, IT is perfectly logical......

I choose to believe this.

*And I even FYP.

 

[volfan1631]

Phil,

If you’re listening, if our white whale swam away with my boobs, imma be pissed.

I coulda gave them to Leach. That crazy pirate woulda loved em.

Send the pirate some pics to lure him back.

 

[Grand Vol]

I’ve seen this one before. It definitely makes me crazy... and hot lol.

Are you a redheaded hairdresser named Tiffany?

We could be in a lot of trouble...

 

[Squints]

I hope your right.
Coach mentioned honesty.
In my opinion he doesn't send out false information.

Who's to say it's him? Every search has some level of secrecy and falsehoods. Whether it be agents leveraging for their clients, ADs throwing the media off their trail, or boosters sabotaging the process.

 

[tn88volfan]

 

[C-town Vol]

Sounds like Beaver has lost hope.

He posts what he is told to post and deletes what he is told to delete.

 

[309VFL]

be specific if you have a question about my post.

the TLDR version is dude is legit.

Can we just announce gruden already... Seriously about to lose my entire life.. From my job to my family and all of my friends.. I'm about to go get a tattoo of gruden riding a Beaver with a UT hat on just so regardless of what happens.. I'll always have gruden

 

[Tman44]

I want Gruden more than Tiger Woods wants a win. This thread is beginning to remind me of an old parable:

Wish in one hand, Crap in the other. See which one fills up faster.

Sounds to me that if our wish doesn't become true, we're left with crap.

 

[Sstterry]

leach coulda had that too.

 

[Switch 625]

Phil,

If you’re listening, if our white whale swam away with my boobs, imma be pissed.

I coulda gave them to Leach. That crazy pirate woulda loved em.

Depends on what kind of pirate he is.

 

[MarkVols]

Knuck and his hit and run drive bys. I love it. Bring us some leaks. Party is about to start.

Edit: spellcheck

 

[VolFan4life24]

OK, folks..... Surely it strikes you as odd that the ONLY people that are being rumored to be interviewed by Fulmer are DCs?? It does me..... Not one name (outside of Tee) is an OC......

Gruden simply can't be seen interviewing ANYONE..... It would let the cat outta the bag in a BIG way! I think Gruden gave Fulmer a list of possible candidates for DC and that's what he's doing. Interviewing them in place of Gruden then reporting back.

At least that's what I'm telling myself..... It makes sense, is perfectly logical, so therefore, it's completely wrong......

Then why wouldn't they go ahead and name Gruden, get it over with and Gruden and Fulmer could interview the rest of the staff together? Not arguing any point just losing what little faith I have left. I'm barely hanging on here.

 

[TheRealSmokey]

Big Heavy (and Currie) have now interviewed all our competitors. Bama, Georgia, Auburn DC's. Florida and Arkansas new HC's.

That would be statue-worthy. Big Heavy going all Godfather, getting to know how his enemies think, before he rolls out the White Whale.

I need help.

 

[preacherwebb]

Long story short, folks are getting excited over PaulVol posting pics, Swain thinks Steele is the leading candidate and Fulmer talked to Tee at length.

what were paulvol's pics?

 

[Grand Vol]

Leach coulda had that too.

I'm still kinda wondering about your sister...

 

[Batman1948]

Just think about all the man hours and emotional stress that could have been avoided if we had just started this thread first.

 

[Coastypop]

i'm here too.

Prayers my friend

 

[HUD2000]

Leach coulda had that too.

Strong work ma’am.

Strong. Work.

 

[Volsfan458]

Leach coulda had that too.

Hello Faceless...My name is Dread Pirate Volsfan

 

[bray2milton]

Man I'm lucky enough to remember some great times on rockytop. Bill Battle from the 70s, majors, and of course fulmer and the championship. It kills me were down like this.

It’s unreal. Makes you realize how good we used to have it.

 

[UTSuave’]

Knuck and his hit and run drive bys. I love it. Bring us some leaks. Party is about to start.

Edit: spellcheck

What did he say

 

[GhostVol]

I choose to believe this.

*And I even FYP.

Appreciate it.... It's just my luck. In MY head when it looks logical and makes perfect sense it's usually wrong....

 

[BogeyVol]

what were paulvol's pics?

Hey preacher. Hugs to you my friend...