Official Jon Gruden Thread XLII

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Had a terrible dream last night that we hired Mark Stoops from UK. I came on volnation to complain and everyone was ecstatic about it and defending it. My god Battered Vol Syndrome is real.

You should have told yourself to GTFO!

Soon!
 
Lots of talk about Currie traveling with the basketvols and I think a lot of it is because we've been Hamilton'd and skull banged by Hart with these mediocre hires. No clue why but I have a lot of faith in Currie. This dude getting chased around the ball game with Gruden chants and having his every move watched. If we strike out on Gruden or another option below Gruden, I'm willing to bet it's not gonna be Curries fault or lack of trying to make it happen
 
Had a dream last night that Kevin Steele was named new head coach and I yelled at Currie and Haslam that volnation will not be going to the games and they wil lose tons of money.

I also had a dream last night, though it was very odd; Jon Gruden was annouced and when he walked out, he was a female. Weird!!!
 
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My point was, basketball will always be second fiddle. If Currie is in the Bahamas for 3 days sipping Piña colada’s and he doesn’t have a football coach, his AD skills rival a Butch Jones passing attack.

Yep, especially after not hiring a search firm. If he marches out Joey Mcgoogleson, I’ll be so mad!
 
Had a terrible dream last night that we hired Mark Stoops from UK. I came on volnation to complain and everyone was ecstatic about it and defending it. My god Battered Vol Syndrome is real.

I curious what Currie dreams of . Does he dream of Peyton , Phil , Jon and Beverly carrying him around the complex on their shoulders cheering him or does he wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming of having to call sister Mary and beg to be the AD at her scool for the blind . 🤔
 
Lots of talk about Currie traveling with the basketvols and I think a lot of it is because we've been Hamilton'd and skull banged by Hart with these mediocre hires. No clue why but I have a lot of faith in Currie. This dude getting chased around the ball game with Gruden chants and having his every move watched. If we strike out on Gruden or another option below Gruden, I'm willing to bet it's not gonna be Curries fault or lack of trying to make it happen

Currie getting participation trophies 🏆 pre-hire

Smh
 
Yep, especially after not hiring a search firm. If he marches out Joey Mcgoogleson, I’ll be so mad!

This helps keep me steady and on course . He has taken this upon himself so he will either be the Hero or the villan , he didn’t leave himself an out .
 
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