Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

[apevol]

ummm I was thinking knocking teeth out of a stranger, not each other. But, whatev's...I'm not scared. My daddy taught us girls how to box. :aggressive:

I'm willin to stand there and leit happen.

 

[buckfama]

Listened to the Miami/Pitt game today on the radio.

Every announcer basically laughed at the mention of Gruden.

They talked about Mullen like they were all lovers.

I wanted to puke.

Can t wait until they all eat crow.

 

[BubbaWms]

McElwain and Bielema weren't fired, they quit

Pretty sure the Hogs kicked him to the curb !

"I've never been let go in my entire life, so this is a first for me," Bielema said at his postgame news conference"

 

[apevol]

Ha, I guess I shouldn't assume *your* age

I can live that song without coming close to running afoul of the law and/or dads.

Ain't a dad in the world would be ok with me.

 

[BearCat204]

Pretty sure the Hogs kicked him to the curb !

Kicked him there before he could even get off the field lol

 

[luthervol]

I24 is beyond bad.

I've been making that trip through Chattanooga for 30 years now. Most things in life change, some things never do. I try to take comfort in that fact as I'm sitting there moving at 2 mph.

 

[smokey15]

My favorite is probably "A Pirate Looks at Forty." Of course, now that 40 is far in my rearview mirror... :ermm:

Close 2nd behind One Particular Harbor.

 

[TennGirl0723]

I'm willin to stand there and leit happen.

It's go time.

 

[apevol]

Listened to the Miami/Pitt game today on the radio.

Every announcer basically laughed at the mention of Gruden.

They talked about Mullen like they were all lovers.

I wanted to puke.

Can t wait until they all eat crow.

Who cares about miami radio?

 

[VFLnSFD]

Close 2nd behind One Particular Harbor.

That's my fav.

 

[Tman44]

McElwain and Bielema weren't fired, they quit. Kelly wanted Florida but changed his mind. Sumlin knows it won't matter until 2023, so he's weighing his options. Freeze framed himself. They all know.

The Great Right Wing conspiracy. Straight Outta Arkansas

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

So what’s the summary as it stands right now?

Gruden confirmed?
Patterson just extended
Kelly to UCLA?

Frost to Nebraska
Malzahn to Arkansas
Petrino to Auburn


Florida gets Dooley.

 

[buckfama]

ummm I was thinking knocking teeth out of a stranger, not each other. But, whatev's...I'm not scared. My daddy taught us girls how to box. :aggressive:

Lol.. gotta be careful doing that crap to strangers.. idiots nowadays start getting their tail whipped and like to pull guns.

Fights between buddies are the best. Knock each other silly and then go get a beer afterwards and laugh about it.

 

[slydwz]

Pat Paulsen?

If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve.

 

[apevol]

It's go time.

Hurt me bad.

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

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[LittleDTO]

Not sure what’s worse the Paul Bain or Jimmy Hyams jokes. So so so old

The original was much more funny anyway.

 

[apevol]

Hurt me bad.

I truly deserve it.

 

[OrangeSquid]

Butch to Florida.
That would be amazing.

I would rather Florida hire Butch Jones ...

He has SEC experience! :whistling:

 

[Jake]

I want Kiffin to FL St if Jimbo leaves. He would do well there, and would be a thorn in the Gator's side.

Perfect location for him and us.

 

[apevol]

The original was much more funny anyway.

Rod Wilks. For like 2 days.

 

[BubbaWms]

Kicked him there before he could even get off the field lol

Happy times right now but why oh why wasn't Butch treated with such treatment :whistling:

 

[buckfama]

I've been making that trip through Chattanooga for 30 years now. Most things in life change, some things never do. I try to take comfort in that fact as I'm sitting there moving at 2 mph.

It still ain't as bad as Atlanta. I hate driving through that city.

 

[apevol]

Happy times right now but why oh why wasn't Butch treated with such treatment :whistling:

Contract.

 

[TN_Transplant]

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Jon Gruden glare will liquefy your kidneys.