Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

[lifeVol]

Not funny post is not funny

Is Jiminy paying you guys to quash this and if so, how much, I want in

 

[VolFreakJosh]

I’m going to bet Gruden is announced Sunday followed up by doing MNF the next day.

That would boost the ratings.

 

[apevol]

Has the beaver surprise been revealed yet?

**** that beaver.

 

[BearCat204]

I want a cage match with BoT.

He pretty weak

 

[Sara Clark]

But didn't Bcarter keep forcing himself in here with his Frost crap?

Possibly, I remember someone kept bringing him up.

 

[TennGirl0723]

just funnin' ya

 

[HUD2000]

Don't forget the Haslem's.

*Haslambs

 

['Boro-vol]

If Frost goes to Nebraska...(and I HOPE he does, and does well)...

I want Florida to hire Kiffin so that he and his Spurrier Jr. level mouth can be treated to multiple years of Gruden cooked shut-the-f***-up cake.

I want Kiffin to FL St if Jimbo leaves. He would do well there, and would be a thorn in the Gator's side.

 

[UTVolinExile]

Self-bump. Watch as this happens.

UT: Gruden
UCLA: Kelly
Nebraska: Frost
Miss. St.: Mullen gets a raise

UF: Brohm/Norvell/Durkin/McGoogle

It will be GLORIOUS.

 

[Volfan82]

How awesome would it be for us to land Gruden and watch Florida swing and miss having to settle for a google name coach all in the same year ? 😎

This.

 

[0nelilreb]

But didn't Bcarter keep forcing himself in here with his Frost crap?

YES he’s on record outside the thread saying his source says Frost is our guy

 

[sugarvol]

.

 

[apevol]

He pretty weak

Don't care. He didn't just challenge my manhood, he basically said my entire life is a lie.

 

[Sara Clark]

Has the beaver surprise been revealed yet?

I wonder if that surprise is Tee for the o-line?

 

[Magic8Vol]

At my 19 year old daughters Birthday dinner tonight she said that they would annouce the coming of the Great Grude by replacing the sign of Butch with Gruden!

I said soon

 

[Evol]

Breaking:

Jimmy Hyams reporting that Brady Hoke will be named HC of the Vols tomorrow. In an unprecedented move Hoke will serve as both his own OC and DC saving UT well over 1 million dollars in assistant coaching salaries.

.

 

[goooooovols]

All is proceeding as I have foreseen...

Proceed with order 66

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Self-bump. Watch as this happens.

Watch for Kiffin at uf

 

[Squints]

Jon Gruden grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water by just glaring at it.

Let me show you how to do it.... Gruden doesn't wear a cape....

Jon Gruden hides under the boogey monter's bed.

 

[apevol]

At my 19 year old daughters Birthday dinner tonight she said that they would annouce the coming of the Great Grude by replacing the sign of Butch with Gruden!

I said soon

She single?

 

[VolNExile]

Bumped per your request, and donated.

Okay, OGs, Nuevo Gs, Nega Grudes, Catbone and all others. I am about to get pesky...

One of our own, Yankee Vol, author of the game threads, is doing another fundraising for St Judes and running a marathon. Last year, the Politics Forum outspent everyone to include (can't even believe I can say this) LG pitching in a significant amount.

I think we can not only do better, but smash his goal like Gruden is going to smash everyone in the SEC. His post & thread:

Fundraising for St. Jude's

Fundraising for St. Jude's

His St Judes Page:

St. Jude Memphis Marathon Weekend: Darrell Green - St. Jude Heroes | St. Jude Children's Research Hospital

Here's the "rules." Please donate what you can if you would like, but most of us use our VN screen name as a way of support.

Let's not only hit his goal, but hammer that thing as hard as we can since it's for a really good cause.

 

[BearCat204]

Don't care. He didn't just challenge my manhood, he basically said my entire life is a lie.

He is also afraid of brown people of flights so I wouldn't pay too much attention to him.

 

[Behr]

But didn't Bcarter keep forcing himself in here with his Frost stuff?

Yes, and I questioned him about in another thread earlier today and got a BS response.

 

[Wild @s a Mink]

My favorite is probably "A Pirate Looks at Forty." Of course, now that 40 is far in my rearview mirror... :ermm:

That’s on my fav list, too. Have to add “He Went to Paris” and “Trying to Reason With Hurricane Season “.

Oh....and “Tin Cup Chalice”. Lol.

 

[Catbone]

gtfo

I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your *** off the face of the continent, son.