Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

[volfanatic74]

Breaking:

Jimmy Hyams reporting that Brady Hoke will be named HC of the Vols tomorrow. In an unprecedented move Hoke will serve as both his own OC and DC saving UT well over 1 million dollars in assistant coaching salaries.

Not funny post is not funny

 

[Volnatic]

I thought Pat Patterson was a wrestler

This x100. Great tag team with Ray Stevens out on the west coast before he became Vince McMahon’s #2 guy and confidant

 

[TN_Transplant]

Jon Gruden grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water by just glaring at it.

 

[LifeisO&W]

A Grunami approaches.

 

[Hyperion]

I would love it if Steve Spurrier interimed at UF, and Gruden kicked the **** out of him for the years he's in Gainesville.

 

[TenUhSee]

Hey now.....We are moving at our own pace 🙁

just funnin' ya

 

[kyvolsfan]

Anyone with half a brain, could see this coming.

Everybody but Gator fans, they truly thought he was coming if Kelly didnt...oh thats what you said

 

[escapegoat2]

My favorite is probably "A Pirate Looks at Forty." Of course, now that 40 is far in my rearview mirror... :ermm:

Really can’t go wrong with any of his songs. Son of a sailor is another fav

 

[apevol]

Good. No offense to him

Remember when Arkansas had us beat in that godawful downpour in Neyland and Clint fumbled and Travis Henry was a ****ing badass for a minute and a half?

 

[0nelilreb]

How awesome would it be for us to land Gruden and watch Florida swing and miss having to settle for a google name coach all in the same year ? 😎

 

[TN_Transplant]

This x100. Great tag team with Ray Stevens out on the west coast before he became Vince McMahon’s #2 guy and confidant

I thought Ray Stevens sang about that Shriners Convention. How did they get that Harley up on the high dive, I don't remember.

 

['Boro-vol]

Anyone with half a brain, could see this coming.

Weird how all of these names that have been thrown out are getting raises or new jobs huh? Who could have seen that coming? It's almost like we already have a coach.

 

[escapegoat2]

A 3 hour tour huh? That’s half a night shift.

Lol. Ok Gilligan. It’s cops. But three hours long

 

[BubbaWms]

Anyone with half a brain, could see this coming.

That covers most of gator nation if you put them in pairs !

 

[river rat]

Getting names right is, unfortunately, NOT a VolNation requirement.

Sincerely,

John Curry
Nick Saben
Chris Peterson
Dan Mullins
Lane Kiffen

Don't forget the Haslem's.

 

[UTVolinExile]

Siap

All is proceeding as I have foreseen...

 

[BearCat204]

Media in the twitter world are starting to announce (done deal), Scott Frost to Nebraska

But didn't Bcarter keep forcing himself in here with his Frost stuff?

 

[Vol_sanity]

This thread is coming off the rails!!

Hold it together...please stop the cringe worthy jokes, peckers

 

[apevol]

How awesome would it be for us to land Gruden and watch Florida swing and miss having to settle for a google name coach all in the same year ? 😎

I'd probably **** your pants.

 

[LoudOrange]

I thought Ray Stevens song about that Shriners Convention. How did they get that Harley up on the high dive, I don't remember.

Ethel drug it up there.

 

[vol.E]

I would love it if Steve Spurrier interimed at UF, and Gruden kicked the **** out of him for the years he's in Gainesville.

If Frost goes to Nebraska...(and I HOPE he does, and does well)...

I want Florida to hire Kiffin so that he and his Spurrier Jr. level mouth can be treated to multiple years of Gruden cooked shut-the-f***-up cake.

 

[Dallasbowlin]

Anyone with half a brain, could see this coming.

Poor Florida fans must’ve been blindsided.

 

[Hammer85]

Has the beaver surprise been revealed yet?

 

[KPT_VFL]

Florida going to end up with Bobo lol

 

[escapegoat2]

Remember when Arkansas had us beat in that godawful downpour in Neyland and Clint fumbled and Travis Henry was a ****ing badass for a minute and a half?

Reason Henry is my fav vol of all time