Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

[Bluegrass Vol]

dilly dilly! You have been trolled. Gruden isn’t coming.

Hopefully currie hires a decent coach.

This is the most interesting thread in volnation history though.

stfu!

 

[lifeVol]

Nope. Changed our mind. 🤣

It's either Mullen or that dude that coached the junior high team now, we changed our mind.

 

[revjayp]

Dilly Dilly! You have been trolled. Gruden isn’t coming.

Hopefully Currie hires a decent coach.

This is the most interesting thread in Volnation history though.

Thanks for coming by. Those fries aren’t going to flip themselves. Get back to work. Jk. Happy Thanksgiving. Now get out.

 

[Stoked]

We still think it's Gruden?

Is water wet?

 

[YouTubeVol]

I need Gruden announced ASAP. I just want to get this over with and know that we finally got us a football coach. I want to be excited about our program again. I'm nervous though because I'm prepared to see Currie hire some nobody.

No lie hand to Bible, last night I dreamed they hired a coat rack to coach. They had Coach Coat Rack on some mechanical system where he could run through the T and go up and down the sidelines.

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Dilly Dilly! You have been trolled. Gruden isn’t coming.

Hopefully Currie hires a decent coach.

This is the most interesting thread in Volnation history though.

 

[MVPolice]

Leonard Little on twitter won't respond when asked who he wants as coach. Somebody said it's already gruden and he said "let it go my man." Either he's trying to keep it secret or it's not gruden.

Or he’s stating to stop asking him who the next coach is, or guessing out loud in hopes of triggering a response from him. You know, “let it go my man”=“stop trying to get me to give a coach’s name”

 

[OrangeSquid]

We thought it was his wrist !

Upper extremity maybe? :crazy:

 

[NAILS]

Is water wet?

Does a fat dog fart?

 

[Bigworm87]

I feel like watching this game is exactly what we've seen for the last 3 years. More talent and always seem to find a way to play down to less talent.

 

[apevol]

Great job, Ole Miss..

 

[Duck in a pen]

I haven't heard this many beaver and jimmy jokes since high school

 

[apevol]

buncha damn dopes

 

[Godfatha]

No lie hand to Bible, last night I dreamed they hired a coat rack to coach. They had Coach Coat Rack on some mechanical system where he could run through the T and go up and down the sidelines.

Lol

I'd take coat rack coach over Butch

 

[Coastypop]

Upper extremity maybe? :crazy:

fell on a helmet :thud:

 

[Squints]

No lie hand to Bible, last night I dreamed they hired a coat rack to coach. They had Coach Coat Rack on some mechanical system where he could run through the T and go up and down the sidelines.

How much did you drink?

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

I’ve covered Tennessee athletics since 2000. I no longer believe anything is impossible. https://twitter.com/monkeyvol/status/933553612805963776

Already knew this and posted it last night. Not even a leg injury and he's AWOL. Not to mention posting pics from the lake the day of games. His wrist is better, he hasn't practiced, and expected to show back up and play.


Locker room blowup for JJ.

 

[Pete Carpet]

No lie hand to Bible, last night I dreamed they hired a coat rack to coach. They had Coach Coat Rack on some mechanical system where he could run through the T and go up and down the sidelines.

My Coat Rack O'Meter 57%

 

[YouTubeVol]

How much did you drink?

Enough

 

[NAILS]

My Coat Rack O'Meter 57%

Coat Rack to the Hill

 

[lifeVol]

I highly recommend going back and reading GrandVol's posts about page 120 'ish in this thread, and then come back and discuss, otherwise, we ain't on the same page

 

[apevol]

Enough

Never enough.

 

[lifeVol]

I feel like watching this game is exactly what we've seen for the last 3 years. More talent and always seem to find a way to play down to less talent.

Hmm, that kindasoundsfamiliar

 

[Lovesomebigorange]

Has Beaver or AV posted anymore since our fun VN night earlier in the week?

 

[lifeVol]

Already knew this and posted it last night. Not even a leg injury and he's AWOL. Not to mention posting pics from the lake the day of games. His wrist is better, he hasn't practiced, and expected to show back up and play.


Locker room blowup for JJ.

prob not a good sign