Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

[apevol]

It’s ridiculous

That poor kicker. No faith at all

Eagles lost their kicker and just decided to score exclusively in sixes and twos.

 

[hooperj75]

I keep asking my wife "is it time to eat yet?" She keeps saying SOON.

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Only when our insiders have predicted such... that’s literally all any of us have to go on since the AD has locked it up.

Don't think I have heard one person pin a date on here.

Either way, nothing will happen till after Saturday. I think things start speeding up Sunday.

 

[mrmax86]

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

 

[lifeVol]

Breaking news, Jimmy Hyams reporting it was probably Cliff Barnes who shot J.R.

 

[Souce]

Not gonna happen

GTFO.............wait

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Video of Ape reading Jimmy Hyams sports article.

 

[Souce]

Video of Ape reading Jimmy Hyams sports article.

Where's the glitter?

 

[Behr]

Not gonna happen

I told you it wasn't.

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

I told you it wasn't.

What happen? Been playing cornhole.

 

[BearCat204]

I told you it wasn't.

Was talking about not loosening my belt from all the **** I just ate.

 

[TennGirl0723]

Dear Jon Gruden,

In the words of the great TOTO....



Some people live their dreams
Some people close their eyes
Some people's destiny
Passes by

There are no guarantees
There are no alibis
That's how our love must be
Don't ask why


It takes some time
God knows how long
I know that I can forget you

As soon as my heart stops breakin'
Anticipating
As soon as forever is through
I'll be over you

 

[goooooovols]

Don't think I have heard one person pin a date on here.

Either way, nothing will happen till after Saturday. I think things start speeding up Sunday.

Sounds good, I remember a couple predicting at least...

I think maybe yesterday someone, Bubba maybe said good news Sunday, then one today Tuesday press conference that turned into Wednesday but again regardless SOON finally SOON

 

[DeepPurpleFloyd]

Garner is saying that the talent is there. Just needs developing by a good coach.

Maybe that's what Barb was implying as well

 

[apevol]

Was talking about not loosening my belt from all the **** I just ate.

Wait, youre wearing pants?

 

[Behr]

Was talking about not loosening my belt from all the **** I just ate.

Oh. I thought it was about you getting some new neckit pics of me.

 

[BubbaWms]

Don't think I have heard one person pin a date on here.

Moves fast in here sometimes but dates have been pinned and in this I believe !

• Gruden 100% was not at Calhouns last Saturday.
• No press conference on Monday. As long as nothing has changed, leaks will start late Sunday and a press conference would be on Tuesday.
• I have not been told that Gruden is no longer a done deal, and I feel like I would have.
• Early Friday afternoon you will hear about an interview. I'm not sure if it will actually occur or if we are just scratching Sexton's back.
• Was told that Mullen is not interested in the Florida job even if he is offered it. He has shown some interest in our job. Was told that his wife more or less will decide what he does.

 

[MaTaLa]

Dear Jon Gruden,

In the words of the great TOTO....



Some people live their dreams
Some people close their eyes
Some people's destiny
Passes by

There are no guarantees
There are no alibis
That's how our love must be
Don't ask why


It takes some time
God knows how long
I know that I can forget you

As soon as my heart stops breakin'
Anticipating
As soon as forever is through
I'll be over you

That little dog said all that?

 

[MaTaLa]

Wait, youre wearing pants?

Chaps

 

[escapegoat2]

Eagles lost their kicker and just decided to score exclusively in sixes and twos.

I saw that. Didn’t know why they were going for two every time.

 

[BubbaWms]

Right and Sunday it’ll be Thursday and Monday it’ll be Friday and so on.... feel like we are on a roller coaster that keeps missing the reloading station!

do not choke on turkey bone, I repeat do not choke on turkey !

 

[escapegoat2]

video of ape reading jimmy hyams sports article.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[apevol]

I saw that. Didn’t know why they were going for two every time.

Lost their starting kicker first game of the year. Rookie steps in and has been lights out, but he got a concussion on the opening kickoff.

 

[The Comb]

Gruden to the Hill

 

[BearCat204]

Chaps

Assless