Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

[UT PaulVol]

Hilarious. That was a joke from the first night MIT posted here. His email address was never visible.

My bad. Missed that one I guess...

You guys have really bought into this guy tho, huh?

 

[rkvdg]

Breaking News, Hyams reporting:

"A grand new pyramid has been completed in Giza to be the burial site of Khufu, the Pharaoh of Egypt. The largest of its kind in the world, it will house the Pharaoh upon his death and have the security to protect the leader's body so his time in the afterlife will go undisturbed. According to Khufu's builder, 'this will be the most secure tomb of all time, no one will ever be able to break into it with all of the state of the art security features we have installed'. Khufu is said to be pleased with his engineering marvel and expects that it will soon be placed on the list as one of the wonders of the world."

Love you peeps

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

Fortunately the lies being bought in this thread are from a college student selling false Gruden hope and not a Nigerian swindling the life savings of some of the gullible people in here.

dilly dilly

 

[volinjackson]

My bad. Missed that one I guess...

You guys have really bought into this guy tho, huh?

He is not a troll.

 

[Hawkpilot]

That one (Sam Smith's) tastes like a delicious chocolate milkshake to me.

The best Chocolate beer I ever had was the Birthday Beer from Shiner two years ago

 

[UT PaulVol]

He is not a troll.

What makes you so sure?

 

[UT_VOLS13]

This next Currie presser is gonna be a must see event, unless it's Mike Bobo or Mullen or someone, and if that's the case I'm gonna cry and contact eBay and sell all my orange or near orange, or even faded orange stuff.

Just burn it, you will feel better.

 

[Dtj64]

You absolutely sure that was beer?

Lol it was

 

[Squints]

Hyams reporting Tyler Smith is departing Iowa to become a Vol.

 

[windrider]

My two favorite beers are:

Free beer and cold beer

Finally. Someone here that thinks exactly like me. Gotta like this post. :good!:

 

[Hawkpilot]

Ok, I might have given you a hard time for the coffee moonshine. But I'm with you on the Sam Smith's Chocolate Stout. That is one of my all time favorites.

The moonshine is java coffee..my wife likes it..I like her to be happy 😉

 

[Wes.]

Breaking News: Quarks have now conjoined in groups of three to form protons and neutrons.

-Jimmy Hyams

 

[volinjackson]

What makes you so sure?

He hasn't missed yet and another well respected poster vetted him.

 

[Grudenhaslanded]

What makes you so sure?

He is clearly an MIT grad... a proud beaver.

 

[ButchPlz]

Breaking News: Quarks have now conjoined in groups of three to form protons and neutrons.

-Jimmy Hyams

NERD ALERT

Weewooweewooweewooweewoo

 

[otis72]

later all have a good turkey day.....Soon to the hill...

 

[lifeVol]

Just burn it, you will feel better.

Yes, prob so, thanks. Besides, it won't bring much anyway if that happens.

 

[thebjd]

Hyams reporting Gruden thread on VN just started. Doesn't expect more than 2

Win

 

[Guest]

Get The Fu(k Out

Don't get me wrong, I'd love it to be Gruden. Just highly skeptical.

 

[volzfanz]

Different vibe in here tonight. Trolls coming out of the woodwork. Why is this thread the favorite bridge for all of them to scurry under...

 

[volinjackson]

later all have a good turkey day.....Soon to the hill...

Happy Thanksgiving....SOON!

 

[Grudenhaslanded]

He hasn't missed yet and another well respected poster vetted him.

Except for the plane landing that some random business guy was on and the Thursday/Friday/Saturday/ Sunday announcement that never occurred.

 

[Bluegrass Vol]

Breaking news!!!!


David defeats Goliath without even having armor on, using only a sling and a stone!

Confirmed!

Source: Jimmy Hyams

 

[TJunky]

that's perfect. lol just click on pic

Aha! thanks!

 

[Godfatha]

Different vibe in here tonight. Trolls coming out of the woodwork. Why is this thread the favorite bridge for all of them to scurry under...

It's dead in the Mullen thread.