Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

[knucklehead_vol]

Crap, there goes Gruden.

Smartest man here.

 

[AllVolinGA]

Idk

I am sorry for going off on you yesterday catbone. I was just having a moment and you became the target of my frustration.
And he loves you too.

 

[BigPoppa]

If you’re going to be a *****, then you could at least get the names right

Getting names right is, unfortunately, NOT a VolNation requirement.

Sincerely,

John Curry
Nick Saben
Chris Peterson
Dan Mullins
Lane Kiffen

 

[VolFreakJosh]

"Smart elects" is up there with "pocket presents".

“Individuals with great eye discipline that plays complimentary football. “

 

[LoudOrange]

Any truth to the rumor that Patternsen is a scientologist?

No, it's Pat Patterson former Kentucky basketball player you're thinking of Gary Petersen at TCU.

 

[Squints]

When Gruden cuts onions, they cry.

 

[me_grag53]

Love jimmy Buffett. My fav song is weather is here wish u were beautiful. (Of his anyways). Fav song ever is “the end” by the doors

Best concert and deal I have ever seen . 4$ tickets at Jacksonville State Al for Homecoming. With Linda Ronstadt. Did his first album and Ronstadt had just released Silver Threads and Golden needles.

 

[TnWalker]

If you spell Jon Gruden in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Ignored

 

[Shaun1985]

Tennessee being open is causing lots of coaches to get paid. Extensions across the country bruh

 

[volundeer]

That's ok, Ape, He still loves you.

A wonderful and very true statement!

 

[UTK-PROMBA2014]

Any truth to the rumor that Patternsen is a scientologist?

Everyone seemed pretty adamant that he is catholic last night.

 

[sona]

Arkansas does not play:

[twitter]https://twitter.com/BZSEC/status/934208904942247948[/twitter]

 

[vols72]

Going to watch Justice League tonight because tomorrow and Sunday are for watching all the negagrudes realize it's really happening

 

[vol4life1981]

No, it's Pat Patterson former Kentucky basketball player you're thinking of Gary Petersen at TCU.

I thought Pat Patterson was a wrestler

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Arkansas does not play:

[twitter]https://twitter.com/BZSEC/status/934208904942247948[/twitter]

So be it

 

[Sara Clark]

Arkansas does not play:

[twitter]https://twitter.com/BZSEC/status/934208904942247948[/twitter]

That's cold.....

 

[VolNExile]

Lets get drunk and screw???

Not with those stinky feet, we don't! :gone:

 

[tim]

Any truth to the rumor that Patternsen is a scientologist?

Yes. Hangs out with J. Crew also

 

[apevol]

Not with those stinky feet, we don't! :gone:

I was quoting John Prine.

 

[TheFbright]

You know what everyone else loves in the Gruden threads?

Giving to St Jude. Brings all us Vols together.

Agreed! I give to them every year. Beautiful sentiment & organization. #ALLVOL

 

[Power T-Rev]

Getting names right is, unfortunately, NOT a VolNation requirement.

Sincerely,

John Curry
Nick Saben
Chris Peterson
Dan Mullins
Lane Kiffen

You forgot Jimmy Himes

 

[Jake]

Arkansas does not play:

[twitter]https://twitter.com/BZSEC/status/934208904942247948[/twitter]

Ouch...but at least they didn’t leave him at the tarmac.

 

[VolDorado]

Great movie!

Yep....of course, any movie with The Duke classifies as such. 😁

 

[GBO25]

Jesus, IT'S PATTERSON. PATTERSON

Wait, what? Patterson is going to coach Washington?

 

[TN-POSSUM]

There needs to be a nice big juicy leak so I can sleep tonight!

Good enough?

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