Official Jon Gruden Thread XIX

[The Comb]

My goldfish is orange, I think he's trying to tell me something.

When I look at him closely it looks like he's forming the words SOOOOON!

Good enough for me.. mini boom?

 

[FacelessArya]

Allow me to reveal to you my source of where the majority of the payout is coming from.

Perhaps you will recognize him. From merely a few hours ago.

You know Haslam? That's your source?

 

[UTVolinExile]

Apology and full mea culpa guys. You're right about the Honors. I was thinking of the Bear Trace. Public course over on Harrison Bay. I've never played either, but they were building Bear Trace about the time I moved away from the area.

 

[Coastypop]

Well I didn't know how to do it so I texted coach Fulmer and he captured it for me and sent it to me via text. Somehow in the transformation through texting and android to iphone interface it changed the hue and contrast.

 

[MattR11]

Hmm... I don't know anything more than when I started following these threads. Just like last time. MIT checks out on everything that he is saying so far, but why would he want to come to volnation and spill the beans? Why would he want to make it up? Why is my beer empty?


Edit. He just explained why...

 

[Coastypop]

Grude night all.... gotta sleep some time

 

[Power T-Rev]

Overrated...I learned mine doesn't like or trust me tonight

Yeah, that was hard to watch

 

[beachmaster]

Roller coaster heading down this evening right on schedule. Come back between 2 and 3 pm. That's about when somebody will do a drive by to get things stirred up again. Have a good one.

This has been happening for the last two days at least. started to post a similar opinion myself.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Love that track. I'd live in Chattanooga just to play The Honors all the time. Granted, you need the money and invite...

I played it once a long time ago. They allowed caddies to bring friends on certain days. It's a very nice course.

 

[KB5252]

Good enough for me.. mini boom?

Play it cool if you want but I had to change my shorts!

Edit:Soooooooon Booooooooom!

 

[BigPoppa]

Well I didn't know how to do it so I texted coach Fulmer and he captured it for me and sent it to me via text. Somehow in the transformation through texting and android to iphone interface it changed the hue and contrast.

Hue Jackson will be the next Head Football Coach at the University of Tennessee

 

[The Comb]

Play it cool if you want but I had to change my shorts!

Glad I wasn't the only one

Boom!

 

[Vol_sanity]

You know Haslam? That's your source?

Nope, big Al's tweet is his source

 

[InVOLuntary]

Hue Jackson will be the next Head Football Coach at the University of Tennessee

I wasn't subtle enough, was I?

 

[volfan1631]

You know Haslam? That's your source?

I think its Haynesworth. lol

 

[Power T-Rev]

I wasn't suttle enough, was I?

Subtle?

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

I got my $500 on Gruden to the hill. I put my money where my mouth is. Can't call me fairweather! If I win it means we got Gruden and I'm taking Boro, DTO, Hamilton, and MIT out to dinner. If I lose I'm hunting down Hamilton and MIT and whipping that a**. Seriously. Go Vols and long live Jon F'N Gruden!!!!

 

[vol494]

I played it once a long time ago. They allowed caddies to bring friends on certain days. It's a very nice course.

What’s the nine hole course around south Pittsburgh? Been reading up on it. Looks fantastic.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Subtle?

I fixed it dammit!

 

[VFLnSFD]

Apology and full mea culpa guys. You're right about the Honors. I was thinking of the Bear Trace. Public course over on Harrison Bay. I've never played either, but they were building Bear Trace about the time I moved away from the area.

That makes WAY more sense!

 

[Power T-Rev]

Per a source from earlier, we decided to hire the white whale from Moby Dick

 

[UTSuave’]

I just got some information from my source on the hill. Sent him a text asking if he had heard anything new and this was his response:

"Dude I've told you 1000 times I'm just a temp in the admissions office.. I don't know anyone in the AD. Stop texting me every 5 minutes asking for Grumors."


Soon...

Geeze tough crowd,tell him he wouldn't understand unless he has an account on volnation as to why it feels necessary to ask every 5 minutes through text ,that's nothing compared to how many times we all hit F5 to refresh the page a day LOL!!!...soon

 

[Power T-Rev]

I fixed it dammit!

Not quick enough. Lol

 

[UTSuave’]

I got my $500 on Gruden to the hill. I put my money where my mouth is. Can't call me fairweather! If I win it means we got Gruden and I'm taking Boro, DTO, Hamilton, and MIT out to dinner. If I lose I'm hunting down Hamilton and MIT and whipping that a**. Seriously. Go Vols and long live Jon F'N Gruden!!!!

Keep posting...I like your style LOL!!

 

[KB5252]

I got my $500 on Gruden to the hill. I put my money where my mouth is. Can't call me fairweather! If I win it means we got Gruden and I'm taking Boro, DTO, Hamilton, and MIT out to dinner. If I lose I'm hunting down Hamilton and MIT and whipping that a**. Seriously. Go Vols and long live Jon F'N Gruden!!!!

I'm down.