Monte Kiffin resigned from USC
Lane: "Um, hey, dad. Um, listen, um, you know, um, hey, I like coaching and stuff, but, um, since I am losing and, um, since I need a fall guy, um, I think you should go so I can keep my job. Um, if it makes you feel any better, um, you can still be my driver. Thanks Monte, er, um, I mean dad. By the way, you need to pick up my laundry at 2:00. Okay?
Monte: "But, Lane, I'm your dad!?!?!?"
Lane: "Um, sorry Mot, er, I mean dad. Make sure they starched my pants. See you."