Official Jon Gruden Thread XII

[Escape Goat]

Guys, is this real life? Is this **** really happening?

Yeah. It is.

 

[Burhead]

I've done literally 0% of my work I've needed to do tonight. That's not good.

Tell them you were Boomin for Gruden and all should be good.

 

[Sheath Huler]

I hope volnation has some robust servers because this motherf**ker's about to go BOOM

 

[Escape Goat]

filthy...

you know just what it takes to get me to vom in my mouth.

Yep!

 

[pattiycake]

I told y'all something was happening tomorrow.. maybe I'll get some respect now.

Did you really? I must have missed that post. Link? :whistling:

 

[ClintStoerner]

Told ya.

Today is the day ladies and gentlemen.

Can't sleep.

Your plums were right sir

 

[Dudleys87]

Hubbs:

"Meanwhile, the big orange cat with nine lives --- former Super Bowl-winning coach Jon Gruden --- continued to be a target of speculation for both the Vols' opening and expected NFL vacancies. Less than 24 hours after a Philadelphia outlet reported that Gruden had expressed mutual interest in the imminent vacancy atop the Eagles, where Gruden once was an assistant, a Memphis TV station --- WREG --- reported that UT had attempted to entice Gruden with an ownership stake in the Cleveland Browns, the NFL franchise purchased earlier this year by Knoxville magnate Jim Haslam.

However, multiple sources within the University of Tennessee campus told VolQuest.com on Tuesday that vice chancellor and director of athletics Dave Hart would take his search for Derek Dooley's replacement to New York on Sunday, where the Vols' interview team would pore over candidates almost certainly through next Wednesday.

Meanwhile, Hart could have finally taken to the air late Tuesday night to perhaps begin seeking closure in segments of the search, but that information was not verified at time of this story. UT has worked to block the flight tags on all of the planes that it regularly uses, be that the University aircraft or those of boosters."

Ask and you receive...

 

[Escape Goat]

If you want to see newds of Goat, just Google "goatse". Handsome fella.

Or google Jason culbreth and see me. Not nude though

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Hubbs:

"Meanwhile, the big orange cat with nine lives --- former Super Bowl-winning coach Jon Gruden --- continued to be a target of speculation for both the Vols' opening and expected NFL vacancies. Less than 24 hours after a Philadelphia outlet reported that Gruden had expressed mutual interest in the imminent vacancy atop the Eagles, where Gruden once was an assistant, a Memphis TV station --- WREG --- reported that UT had attempted to entice Gruden with an ownership stake in the Cleveland Browns, the NFL franchise purchased earlier this year by Knoxville magnate Jim Haslam.

However, multiple sources within the University of Tennessee campus told VolQuest.com on Tuesday that vice chancellor and director of athletics Dave Hart would take his search for Derek Dooley's replacement to New York on Sunday, where the Vols' interview team would pore over candidates almost certainly through next Wednesday.

Meanwhile, Hart could have finally taken to the air late Tuesday night to perhaps begin seeking closure in segments of the search, but that information was not verified at time of this story. UT has worked to block the flight tags on all of the planes that it regularly uses, be that the University aircraft or those of boosters."

Cheeky Basstards

 

[UTodd01]

Oh, those guys over at WREG.

 

[Escape Goat]

I've had that happen a couple of times.

Scary stuff

 

[daj2576]

Yep!

as I was reading your first post, I was laughing because I pulled a hair out of my shirt sleeve. You know, one of those 2' long jobs?

 

[CJBlaze]

Heygyyyyy cjjjjjayyyy

What's good dude?You left the other night when I was gonna tell ya I think I know who ya drive for.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'd be down for that home boy.

You buy of course.

 

[Wilson27]

So Rucker saying he never said Jon Gruden was coming to UT. Oh no, Wes all you did was openly mock any fan that ever mentioned his name. You aren't the only one in this town either. In fact most have laughed at UT fans expense. We all love that aloof "I'm not a fan" approach you guys have. All we ever wanted was hope. You guys continued to piss on our cheerios at every turn when we would dare mention that we can dream big. Well payback is a ***** and you will all look like the complete assclowns you are.

 

[UTodd01]

lol I was going to post "UTodd will love this" but forgot! I'm making popcorn btw...opcorn:

I won't be sleeping that's for sure.

Make me some.

 

[Escape Goat]

Yes..everyone retweeting and talking about the news articles. I was at 60% last time I posted it but now about 85%. I am going to try and get some sleep soon bubby. :thumbsup:

Later Pattiy. Was good talking to ya. See ya tomm.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

I just think it's cute when heather tries to act all knowledgable and opinionated on sports. You'll get that espn gig one day heather...one day.

Most of the time I think she is just repeating what she over heard the guys at the bar saying while someone held her hair back as she ralphed in the john, or johnned some guy named ralph....

 

[thp4414]

Hubbs:

"Meanwhile, Hart could have finally taken to the air late Tuesday night to perhaps begin seeking closure in segments of the search, but that information was not verified at time of this story. UT has worked to block the flight tags on all of the planes that it regularly uses, be that the University aircraft or those of boosters."

That bastard is taking off to Mexico with the Cheek money!

 

[UTodd01]

Ease up on Heather lol

 

[SamRebel35]

You buy of course.

That's a given. I have a cherry desk and a VERY fancy Mac computer. I can afford a couple of brews. Especially natty ice.

 

[Jake]

Don't shoot the messenger:

Just got another text from said friend, "they should tell next week."

That's all it said. TIFWIW

 

[Escape Goat]

Told ya.

Today is the day ladies and gentlemen.

Can't sleep.

You might have a different avatar in a few days Todd. I'm not so sure I approve of this leaking out now :hmm:

 

[V O L S]

So Rucker saying he never said Jon Gruden was coming to UT. Oh no, Wes all you did was openly mock any fan that ever mentioned his name. You aren't the only one in this town either. In fact most have laughed at UT fans expense. We all love that aloof "I'm not a fan" approach you guys have. All we ever wanted was hope. You guys continued to piss on our cheerios at every turn when we would dare mention that we can dream big. Well payback is a ***** and you will all look like the complete assclowns you are.

Honestly man, he really never said Gruden wouldn't be our next coach. He is doing his job. If he reports incorrectly, he loses credibility.

 

[Burhead]

Don't shoot the messenger:

Just got another text from said friend, "they should tell next week."

That's all it said. TIFWIW

I can't wait that long...