Official Jon Gruden Thread XI

[Escape Goat]

:lolabove:I wish I could sometimes. I had a 6'2" 220 paranoid shizophrenic last week that was hearing voices telling him to kill eveybody in the hospital. I somehow managed to get the bluff on him, till the sherrifs dept got there to haul him to the mental ward.

Bluff = rear naked choke.

 

[Dudleys87]

Neither. Was just doing it for the LOL's. I actually like you as a poster

I expected more.
Im disappoint

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Bluff = rear naked choke.

You crazy man.

 

[Sheath Huler]

Oye vey this coaching "search" .....

 

[Dudleys87]

and how many Poster can see ole Billy on Catfish?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Wrong...Yeah I divorced my first wife, but I have been married to an angel for twelve years now.

Hell, I was wrong. again.

Well in my case you are batting .500 so that's pretty good.

 

[tnvols1]

I meant that I was up 30+hours twice from fri -sun. I wasn't working the whole time though. I am on call all the time right now, and it is completely random 12 hour shifts.

As predicted you backtrack. I understand, you don't want this to get leaked to the media too soon. You're secret is safe with me.

Seriously though, I was just messing I knew what you meant. That sounds brutal. I'd hate to be one of your patients the last hour of that second 30 hour shift lol. Just kidding of course, I'd let Jon Gruden operate on me anytime.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Oye vey this coaching "search" .....

Yeah it sucks worse than a Thai hooker that turns out to be one of those freaky Ladyboys.

 

[Escape Goat]

You crazy man.

Bare naked choke is a MMA move. I didn't mean you were both naked while you choked the poor guy out.

Did I gain any sanity back with this post?

 

[Dudleys87]

Well in my case you are batting .500 so that's pretty good.

Needs to be considerably higher if one intends to have success in life. No?

 

[Escape Goat]

Yeah it sucks worse than a Thai hooker that turns out to be one of those freaky Ladyboys.

And I am crazy?

 

[Dudleys87]

Every Thai Hooker I have ever been with sucky sucky long time....:whistling:

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

And I am crazy?

:loco: That's what happens when you work with people who are bat$*it crazy.

 

[Escape Goat]

Every Thai Hooker I have ever been with sucky sucky long time....:whistling:

You never asked it's name. It wasn't dawn dong. It was long dong. Bet your glad sucky sucky is as far as it went.

 

[Sheath Huler]

Yeah it sucks worse than a Thai hooker that turns out to be one of those freaky Ladyboys.

Yup. And an Al Golden hire is like having your nose bitten off by a Saigon wh*re

 

[Escape Goat]

:loco: That's what happens when you work with people who are bat$*it crazy.

True. I commend you. I tried to get a job at clover bottom in Nashville working with the mentally I'll. I was denied. Probably for the better though.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Needs to be considerably higher if one intends to have success in life. No?

Nah...sometimes you gotta wade through the garbage to find treasure. Just don't give up and get cynical, and you can find happiness. :good!:

 

[Dudleys87]

You never asked it's name. It wasn't dawn dong. It was long dong. Bet your glad sucky sucky is as far as it went.

Even the razor blade under her tongue was a nice touch.

 

[Escape Goat]

Even the razor blade under her tongue was a nice touch.

Razor blade kiss. Name of a HIM cd

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Yup. And an Al Golden hire is like having your nose bitten off by a Saigon wh*re

And getting the clap,aids and crabs with a helping of herpes.

 

[Dudleys87]

And getting the clap,aids and crabs with a helping of herpes.

Now we talk about something I know about... :ermm:

 

[Escape Goat]

And getting the clap,aids and crabs with a helping of herpes.

It only hurts when you pee, and laugh

 

[Sheath Huler]

And getting the clap,aids and crabs with a helping of herpes.

Al Golden to UT = Vegas 2004

 

[tnvols1]

And getting the clap,aids and crabs with a helping of herpes.

after learning you contracted them from Jim Chaney's sloppy seconds.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

True. I commend you. I tried to get a job at clover bottom in Nashville working with the mentally I'll. I was denied. Probably for the better though.

Most of the people I sit with are just depressed, and need help, or older people with dementia, or alzheimers that I just have to keep from hurting themselves...Buuut some of em are real doozie lunatics who are dangerous to everybody around them, and really shouldn't be out in the world.